Hello every one I'm writing this one-shot cause I got bored
Disclaimer: I don't own Wallace and grommet, or jack skellington and zero.
"Talking"
'Scene change'
(auther note)
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Announcer: welcome every one to the slaughter,……er fight, yeah fight between the team of the fearsome, terrifying, ectoplasmic, the king of Halloween, JACK SKELLINGTON AND ZERO!((cheering)) , AND THEIR OPPONENTS Wallace and grommet ((silence)) ((crickets chirping)). Okay I guess we can see the crowd favorite is. Now will the combatants join us for the fight.
The lights go out and the song this is Halloween starts to play. As the song reaches the point where they speak of jack he walks through a tattered black curtain with zero at his legs dressed in his usual pin-striped black suite and tails, topping his out fit off stylishly with a bat as a bow-tie.
Now send in the clowns starts to play and Wallace stumbles in through a plaid curtain in his horrid green sweater vest and dirt brown slacks. Grommet comes in a little while later hiding his face in shame and embarrassment.
As they both enter the ring jack takes a single step in and is waiting for Wallace to get up because he tripped in the ring.
Announcer: okay here is how it goes you win when the opponent is knocked, or hopefully dead now fight!
Jack being the distinguished individual he is holds out his hand to shake with Wallace for a good fight, but when Wallace takes his hand he accidently pulls it off and drops it "oh I'm so sorry about that, let me just get that for you" as jack bends down to pick up his and when he trips on the cowering grommet and his head falls off and rolls infront of Wallace "sorry again but could you please pick up my head for me?". Wallace, being as old as he is, was to shocked by seeing a hand come off and a talking head (skull really but Wallace is an idiot) and his heart couldn't take it and had a massive heart attack leading to his death, grommet suffered the same fate, "well that's offly rude isn't it?" asked a ,mildly offended jack. Then he picks up his head and hand, reassembles himself, and walks out through his tattered black curtains to the cheers of the audience who are elated that they never have to deal with another Wallace and grommet movie ever again.
Announcer: and the winner the king of Halloween JACK SKELLINGTON! Wohoo I just made $550 off of this match, shit I forgot to turn off the microphone,………..um bye
With that the announcer runs out the door of the stadium to the bookey.
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There you go I was bored and on a sugar high and this is what you get. Im really sorry, please review, and be sure to check out my other fic smasher higschool, and it's sibling smasher high transfer by shadow and feathers.