Living Statue: The Sequel (Part One)

RSS: Hey, people! I changed my pen name! I'm so so sorry that I haven't updated in a while, but be happy! 'Cause this is the sequel to Living Statue. Thanks to my reviewers BeyMistress05 and Hutchy.

BeyMistress05: Glad you thought so. And I was kinda aiming for that reaction, too. Thanks for the review.

Hutchy: I'm glad you liked it. That's really good advice. I just might use it. Thanks for your review.

Disclaimer: I've said it once and I'll say it again. I don't own Beyblade 'cause Takao Aoki already does and even if I did own it, I wouldn't be writing this and instead, I would be a really great director. You know, make my own scripts and have the Beyblade characters avt in it. Did I mention that I don't own any of the songs and/or things that you may have heard, seen or have in reality?

Now, the story must go on! Here we go.

Hilary sat on her bed waiting for the doorbell to ringagain.

FLASHBACK

Tyson spoke to Hilary, saying, "The statue's really cool, Hilary. I'm glad you bought it." Hilary just smiled and after a while, they both fell asleep.

When Hilary woke up, she found Tyson asleep. So, to wake him from his slumber, she gently nudged him. Tyson just grunted in his sleep and turned the other way, pulling the comforter over his head.

"I don't wanna go to school today, Mommy," he said in his sleep in a muffled voice. "Just one day, Dad. I wanna stay home in my bunny pjs and watch Teletubbies all day long. And I wanna bake cookies with you, too. Just for today. Please? . . . " Hilary shook her head and nudged Tyson again. But a little more aggresively this time. And Tyson woke up completely. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! There's a monster in my room and it's trying to bite me! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Hilary sweatdropped.

"Well, at least you're awake," she said. She got out of bed to make breakfast. Tyson came to the dining room and was already dressed for work.

"Hey, what's for breakfast?" he asked. "Ooooh, are those pancakes? Great!" And after finishing breakfast, Tyson was at the door, Hilary trailing behind him. "Bye, dear. Have a good day." He kissed her cheek and left.

"Bye, Tyson. Take as much time as you need at work. Don't hurry back. Take your time. Slow and steady wins the race," Hilary bellowed after Tyson.

"What?" Tyson looked back. Hilary saw him look back and quickly closed the door. She gave a sigh of relief.

"Thank heavens." She walked to the living room and noticed that the 'statue' wasn't there anymore. "Hmm. . . must've left while we were asleep."

END FLASHBACK

That's what had happened the night before. Now, Hilary was waiting again for the doorbell to ring for the second time that week. As she had been waiting for so long, she decided to pass the time by listening to a cd. She went to her special cd place and picked out one of her favorites. "The Corrs: Borrowed Heaven", the title read. (Heh heh. I have that! It's totally awesome!) She put the cd in the cd player and tuned it to song number seven: "Humdrum". (That's one of my favourite songs.)

(I wanna, I wanna)

Hey, you're, too true to be good

And I'm, too bad to pretend

Transparent and transfixed, I'm uncool

Heart, beat, you're looking at me

Must stop, I'm letting you see

This isn't how I want it to be

I have visions like no other

So romantic you'll discover

I wanna take you for granted

Drift while you're talking

Bathe while you're downstairs

And chat on the phone

Fall asleep before bedtime

Pass in the hallway

Forget your birthday, and shrink all your clothes

(I wanna, I wanna)

This, is, every girl's dream

No milk, left for your tea

Baby's crying louder than me

Who lost, the keys of your car?

Sor-ry, that would be me

I'd wake up only I'm not asleep

I have daydreams of another

So romantic you'll discover

'Hmm. I guess that I'm kinda related to this song. Who knew that these things happen to people?' Hilary thought.

I wanna take you for granted

Drift while you're talking

Bathe while you're downstairs

And chat on the phone

Fall asleep before bedtime

Pass in the hallway

Forget your birthday

And shrink all your clothes

(I wanna, I wanna)

I have visions like no other

So romantic you'll discover

I wanna take you for granted

Drift while you're talking

Bathe while you're downstairs

And chat on the phone

Fall asleep before bedtime

Pass in the hallway

Forget your birthday

And shrink all your clothes

Let me take you for granted

Drift while you're talking

Bathe while you're downstairs

And chat on the phone

Fall asleep before bedtime

Pass in the hallway

Forget your birthday

And shrink all your clothes

(I wanna, I wanna)

(I wanna, I wanna)

Did I say that out loud?

'DING DONG!' went the doorbell. When Hilary heard the doorbell, she quickly turned the cd player off and rushed to the door. She opened it and found Kai twitching his eye. Hilary found this quite amusing so she giggled a little. Kai stared at her as if she was a demented rubber chicken. (Demented rubber chicken? Where did that come from? The thanks does go to BeyMistress05 for reminding me of the demented thing.)

"What happened this time, Kai?" Hilary asked. "No! Wait! Don't answer that. I don't even want to know." Kai sighed.

"All right. Where should I start?" Kai says, putting his index finger on his chin and thinking. (Doesn't that look cute when you picture it?) "Okay, first the same thing that happened yesterday happened again except this time, I kinda dodged everything that came flying towards me. Well, everything except the bulldog that had managed to rip off the rear end of my pants-" he turned his back and showed Hilary the missing section of his pants, revealing the Bob the Builder boxers he had on, "-see what I mean?" Hilary closed her eyes, furrowed her brows and massaged her temples.

"Why me, God?" she said, still massaging her temples. "Why must you torture me so?" She gave an exasperated sigh. She looked up at him. "Okay, maybe we should quit stalling and just cut it to the chase. What do you say?" Kai gave her a pleased smile.

"I like that idea," he said. "Let's go." He grabbed his chance to sweep Hilary off her feet and carry her to the bedroom. And, well, he did. (-.-U)

'DING DONG!' the door bell rang. 'DING DONG, DING DONG!' Hilary groaned and Kai sighed. Suddenly, the door burst open and Kai dropped Hilary so that she fell on the ground with a loud thud.

"OW!" she yelped. "Stupid Kai. (No offense to Kai fans, I'm one too.) Can't a woman get any respect these days?" The door opened and revealed Max wearing a very happy smile on his face and looking at the pair sweetly. (Awww, that's so sweet.)

"Hey, guys," the blonde American, blue-eyed boy said. He looked at Hilary. "Why are you on the floor, Hilary?" Hilary started.

"Oh, no reason," Hilary answered. "Just looking for these. . . umm. . . th-these. . . coins! Yeah, that's it. I was just looking for these coins." Max sweatdropped.

"All right then. See ya, guys." And with that, Max left. Hilary and Kai sighed in relief.

"That was a close one," Kai said. He pulled Hilary to her feet.

"No kidding," Hilary added. Just as they were about to continue "business", the doorbell rang again.

RSS: Sorry, guys! But I'm gonna have to stop here. Don't worry, I'll update a couple days later. Or, if I my brother doesn't hog the computer to himself, sooner than that! Sorry if this chapter wasn't so funny. Anyway, review please. If you do, I'll add you to my new fic. All you have to do is send me a review or e-mail with your personality and appearance and I'll have you in my fic! Once again, please review. I'm begging. . . BEGGING! gets down on both knees and pleads with tears in eyes Please don't make me cry. I've had enough crying for one week already. Bye then.

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