Disclaimer: Too lazy. Turn back a chapter.

Author's Note: I guess a couple of people like my story, since I got a couple of reviews, yay! Anyways...I found a lot of mistakes after I posted that first chapter, cuz you know, I'm a beginner and stuff, and I corrected them, but most of you probably didn't see the revised edition. So I hope you won't judge my story by that. This chapter I'll be extra careful, so yeah...Also, this chapter is where the humor is going to begin (at least I hope it's funny!)

Last Time:

"Right then, we dare you guys to go up to random people in the mall, and scream random stuff at them. We'll write up a list for you"

There was a stunned silence.

"Is that the best you can come up with!" screeched Taylor.

The Boy's List:

I like chocolate. Wanna make something of it?

I have boogers, wanna see?

WHOOPEE CUSHION!

I'm so misunderstood -enter sigh-

I'm still afraid of the Bogie Man

FIIIIIIIIIIRE!

Lipstick is made of fish scales!

Got Milk? (With a milk mustache, and a chorus of drunken moos in the background)

Can I take a picture with you?

Hi person! I'm a boy! Wanna see proof!

ASIAN POWER!

I enjoy clipping my toenails in my spare time

Will you bear my child?

FEEL THE BURN!

Say: "Where's the baby...THERE HE IS!" in Cantonese

Go up to them and sniff their hair

I've snogged all four of those handsome guys over there

I wet the bed until I was 13 years old

Which is sexier, an elf, or Santa Clause? I think carrots are pretty darn sexy!

I wear boxer shorts, do you?

Lily stared up at the boys with a question mark clear in her raised eyebrow.

"Half of these don't even make sense!"

"Why Lily dear, isn't that the point? The list is 'random' things for you beautiful ladies to say to 'random' people!"

"But some of them aren't even things to say! I mean, 'Go up to them and sniff their hair'?"

"Who cares, you have to do it anyways!" Sirius beamed euphorically.

"And how the heck should we know how to say "Where's the baby in Cantonese?" asked Taylor.

"Well aren't you Chinese?" replied Remus with surprise.

"Yeah, but I don't speak Cantonese! I speak Mandarin you nitwits! What, do you guys know how to say it?"

"Baibe hai bing doe...HAI BING DOE!" they shouted without hesitation.

"But-how the-what the-" faltered Taylor disbelievingly.

"Duhhhh...watch "Ice Age" Bonus Features on DVD!" sad Sirius with a know-it-all smile on his face.

"What's a D-V-D?" questioned Peter, who seemed to not be following the conversation well. No one answered him.

Kate rolled her eyes. "Oh...that was just sooo obvious. And why do me and Lily have to scream 'Asian Power' when we're not even asian?"

"All the more hilarious" laughed James.

"Also, we forgot to tell you, we get to pick the people you talk to!" said Remus.

"Oh great, so we're gonna go all lesbian and ask other girls to bear our child?" screeched Taylor disbelievingly.

"Why Taylor, you are so, so clever!" grinned Sirius evilly.

"This list is so crazy." said Kate, as she began getting into the conversation more. "But I want to do it! Ooh, I can't wait to get started!"

"Kate..." groaned Lily and Taylor.

"Whatever, it can't be that bad, I mean, you want them to do our dare don't you? And besides, this dare isn't nearly as bad as some of the ones we're going to make them do." she smiled exactly like Sirius had before, only with more confidence and glee. "Remember...the dress."

"Oh!" Lily began giggling insanely. (A/N: Yes, if you haven't noticed already, I think Lily's going to be kinda hyper and is going to frequently hyperventilate throughout the story. She's going to be the one who gets excited easily.)

"Uh...right." James looked from Kate, to Lily, to Taylor, then back to Kate. "This doesn't really make me feel better about doing this dare."

"TOO BAD, NOW STOP COMPLAINING!" the three girls shouted in unison. James shuddered, completely freaked out now.

Two Hours Later After Many More Unsuccessful Arguments on the Girls' Behalf About the List and the Boys' Go Crazy Over Not Knowing What's With 'The Dress'

"What's 'the dress'?"

The girls turned away with tired expressions, and replied.

"Meet us at the Hogsmeade Wizarding Mall tomorrow at 10 o'clock AM."

"Ten o'clock! I don't get up until 11 during break!" complained Sirius

"Well too bad, and if you're not there, we'll tell all your possible future girlfriends about the last time you tried to bake cookies!" finished Taylor triumphantly.

"You wouldn't!" gasped Sirius, his face red.

"Oh boy." muttered James. "There have always been two reasons I'm glad I'm not Padfoot. One, I only have eyes for Lily, so the cookie story won't hurt me. And two, I wouldn't want to let Taylor have blackmail on me.

"What's that you're muttering over there Potter?" asked Taylor.

"Nothing, just glad I'm not Padfoot"

"Well, who wouldn't be?" answered Taylor.

Flashback

"Mrs. Potter, Mrs. Potter!" cried a 10 year old Sirius as he ran into James' mom's kitchen, the rest of his friends following. "I need help! I need to impress my girlfriend, so can you teach me to bake cookies?"

"Of course Sirius. Wash your hands, and the rest of you can watch."

"Thank you Mrs. P!" Sirius jumped up and down like a hyperactive kid.

After they had mixed in some of the basic ingredients for the oatmeal cookies they were making, it was time to put in the egg. Sirius was sweating with nervousness at the prospect of touching an egg. He wasn't really from a family who encouraged cooking, and when he was younger, had been told horrific stories about what happed to you if you touched a dirty egg. Apparently, he had been told you would get a disease called 'chichiburroburro fever', and die from melting into a stinking heap of doodoo.

"All right Sirius, now crack open the egg."

"No."

"Crack it open."

"No. It came from a chicken butt!"

End of Flashback

James, Remus, Lily, and the others roared with laughter. Sirius, his face red, refused to open his mouth.

"So," gasped Taylor. "If you don't show up tomorrow at the right time and place, I'll tell every girl from third year and up about that story, mark my words."

"I'll be there!" wailed Sirius. He muttered. "Cruel witch..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

A/N: Hahahaaa! Poor Sirius, but I had to do it... Taylor is mean sometimes, isn't she? Anyways, review please, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter more than the last one! I definitely had fun writing it!

Thanks to the people who gave me ideas for the list:

BadGrlGaia

Chpip

CyberWitch

GSCer

And to my reviewers:

BadGrlGaia- Thanks Sandra! You rock! WHO0T!

Chpip- Thanks for the ideas! I really liked them, and they were really helpful! You can see I used a couple of them...lol

CyberWitch- Thanks for the idea! You can see, I kinda used it, but in a really random way. Also, the 'ASIAN POWER' thing was something my friend wanted to scream at people in the mall, lol.

Jess- Nah, you're not stupid Jess! You write good stories too! I loved that Halloween story you write, pity it didn't win... (

GSCer- Four words. Have you read Inuyasha? Yeah, if you didn't, don't ask, it's just something in this story I've read before. Just wondering. Thanks for reviewing!

ilikeoliverwood- Awww..thanks, I doubt it was 'wonderful' but thanks for telling me! I feel more confident now!

Billy- Er...I was a bit confused when I read your review...was that quote a random thing for the girls to say to people? I wasn't sure...but thanks for reviewing!

Stephii- Awww...thanks Stephii! I'm not sure if I am, but w/e

winky-wink- Yeah, I usually read romance stories, or humor stories, but I suck at romance, so I think I'll just stick with humor, lol. MARAUDERS RULE! cough Anyways, I think I like Marauder time characters better than the modern ones too...they're funnier! And actually, now that I think about it, Kate is kinda like me, but I wasn't originally modeling her after me...awesome! Thanks for pointing it out!

Now...

REVIEW PLEASE!

what did you think was coming?