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Author's Note: I'm sooooooo sorry you guys! I haven't updated in such a looooooong time and I'm SORRRRRYYYYYYY!

There, all better now?

It's just that I'm so busy all of the time, what with school, and all the other stuff.. but I felt so guilty because some of you were writing me really nice reviews, and I just love getting reviews. Just like I love getting props on xanga. For those of you who don't know, don't ask. But thanks to everyone who reviewed me!

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Last Time:

Flashback

"Mrs. Potter, Mrs. Potter!" cried a 10 year old Sirius as he ran into James' mom's kitchen, the rest of his friends following. "I need help! I need to impress my girlfriend, so can you teach me to bake cookies?"

"Of course Sirius. Wash your hands, and the rest of you can watch."

"Thank you Mrs. P!" Sirius jumped up and down like a hyperactive kid.

After they had mixed in some of the basic ingredients for the oatmeal cookies they were making, it was time to put in the egg. Sirius was sweating with nervousness at the prospect of touching an egg. He wasn't really from a family who encouraged cooking, and when he was younger, had been told horrific stories about what happed to you if you touched a dirty egg. Apparently, he had been told you would get a disease called 'chichiburroburro fever', and die from melting into a stinking heap of doodoo.

"All right Sirius, now crack open the egg."

"No."

"Crack it open."

"No. It came from a chicken butt!"

End of Flashback

James, Remus, Lily, and the others roared with laughter. Sirius, his face red, refused to talk.

"So," gasped Taylor. "If you don't show up tomorrow at the right time and place, I'll tell every girl from third year and up about that story, mark my words."

"I'll be there!" wailed Sirius. He muttered. "Cruel witch..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

The Next Day

James smirked evilly as he woke up and saw Sirius's arm hanging of his bed, and tongue sticking out. Obviously, he was still asleep. More like dead. James immediately thought of numerous ways to wake Sirius up.. deciding quickly with the air of a practiced artisan. He left Remus and Peter alone, and started on out of the house.

"If every single prankster hasn't done this before, they're not worthy of being called one." James thought with gleeful anticipation as he dragged Sirius's bed down the stairs, with him on it, using levitation. "Oooohh.. what's this?" James grimaced as he picked a little doll with a frilly pink nightgown off the ground, and examined it. It had "Petah" scrawled on the side. Guess who's it was?

James took the dress off the doll and enlarged it. "This might come in handy." He grinned wickedly.

All of a sudden, the doorbell rang, and James could hear Lily and the others yelling, "Wake up and get your lazy arses moving!"

"They might be able to help too." he thought. Remus and Peter walked out of the bedroom sleepily. James answered the door cheerfully. "Hi Lily! Hi Kate! Hi Taylor! Do any of you girls have any makeup with you by any chance?"

"Oh no." groaned Remus, rubbing at his eyes, accentuating the dark bags beneath them.. "Are you thinking up some horrific prank to play on Sirius to get him to wake up? Last time, James brewed Sirius a Dream Potion and dripped it into his open mouth while he was still sleeping. Sirius dreamed he was in a pasture with fuzzy little bunnies and deer in it. Not to mention rainbows. Then a chicken showed up. Sirius woke up screaming his head off; I think you can tell that he's deathly scared of chickens."

Taylor's hazel eyes watered, and she burst out laughing, and the others following. James put a silencing charm on Sirius's ears.

"Show then what Sirius sounded like, Moony!" James laughed uproariously.

Remus grinned too, and lay on his back, pretending to be asleep. All of a sudden he jumped up, eyes wild, arms flailing.

"AHHHHH! THE CHICKENS ARE AFTER ME! THEY KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT THEY CARRY A CHICKEN DISEASE AND ARE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THE WORLD I TELL YOU!" he screamed with his eyes rolling around, running around the room like a chicken with its head cut off.

Lily cracked.

There were stitches in her side and tears rolling down her flushed, rosy red cheecks.. The others joined in, and soon, the fact that Sirius was still asleep and apt the wake at any second dawned on them.

"So what do you want us to do?" asked Kate as James took the silencing charm off Sirius's ears.

"What I want you to do is to put heavy makeup on Sirius's face. Very heavy. I don't know anything about what that looks like, but I want him to look like that cow Umbridge in sixth year. Then I'll put this nightgown on him and levitate him to the middle of the lake in my private park! said James.

"Private park?" asked Lily. "You guys have everything don't you?"

"Filthy rich and proud of it." grinned James. "Now.. Do whatever it is you girls do with that toxic stuff on Sirius's face!"

"Ohhh this is going to be fun!" exclaimed Kate.

"Now leave," ordered Taylor. "This could get messy."

Author's Note: Crappy chapter, I know.. This is the best I could do in ten minutes though.. And I'll see when I can update again! I'm going to try though.. I really am! I'll do review responses soon!

I hope you guys haven't abandoned me just because I haven't update in.. counts a lot on months! Read and Review please! 3