Sirius's Rude Morning Wake Up
The girls busied themselves in the bathroom, with Sirius's head as their victim of course, for about two hours. Finally, Lily poked her head out of the bathroom, and said simply, "We're ready."
James stepped cautiously into the room, not sure of what to expect. What he saw made his dark brown eyes open in shock, magnified by his glasses.
Sirius looked like freaking Marilyn Monroe! There was no mistaking the blonde blob on his head that the girls had charmed, and the dark eyes hidden under heavily applied mascara. Not to mention the blood-red lips! And then there was the mole. The famous Monroe mole. With the charms Lily had put on it, it was ten times the size of the original star's mole, and looked like a horrific zit gone wrong.
"I can't wait the see the look on Sirius's face when he wakes up with that thing on his face! I bet he'll squeal like a girl!" James choked with tears rolling down his face.
Two And A Half Hours Later
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Back To The Present
"And what's so bad about squealing like a girl?" asked Taylor venomously.
"Nothing! Nothing, it just slipped out of my mouth!" James responded quickly. "Listen, you guys did a great job! Now let's get him down to the lake!" James worked rapidly, first putting a body bind on Sirius, then floating him down to the park.
Two Hours Later
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Sirius's POV
In the morning, at around 9 o'clock, I was rudely awakened by the sound of chirping birds right next to my ear. Wait, birds next to my ear? Am I hallucinating here? I sat up sleepily, and looked around me. I was stranded in the middle of a lake drifting to who knows where, and there was a bird trying to eat my head! I screamed. A manly scream of course, what else can you expect from the wonderfully handsome and manly Sirius the Great? Then I looked into the water. I screamed yet again. This time I'm ashamed to admit that it was a girly scream. A very girly scream.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE! WHAT HAVE YOU FREAKS DONE TO IT! I HAVE A ZIT THE SIZE OF A HIPPOGRIFF ON MY FACE!"
From the shore I could hear bushes collapsing and shrieks of laughter emerging. I was going to kill them.
Author's Note: I'm sorry my chapters are so short.. But I'll try to make them longer.. I'm just so busy! Well, I hoped you liked it and it was funny enough! Read and Review s'il vous plaît!