"Hey" Lorelai greeted Sookie in the dragon fly kitchen. Sookie looked up at smiled.
"Hey" Sookie went back to her stove and began humming quietly to herself.
"Well your cheerful this morning"
"I gave the kids to Lane to look after last night"
"Ah"
"I made Jackson put his feet up and then I cook him his favourite meal and massaged his shoulders and what can I say!"
"Well that was nice of you"
"Well I like to take care my husband, make sure he's not stressed, keep him extremely happy"
"That you do"
"Hey, is everything okay?"
"Sookie! I'm gonna be a crap wife!" Lorelai didn't give Sookie time to react, she placed her unfinished coffee on the worktop and rushed out of the kitchen.
"Uh oh" Sookie groaned.
"Luke's Diner" Luke greeted, glad that he could escape from the little kids that had come running in with a big birthday party.
"Luke? It's Sookie"
"Everything okay?" He noticed the worry in her voice.
"Phone Lorelai now!"
"What?"
"Phone her or find her or something but she rushed out the kitchen and now I can't get hold of her and she's off her rocker Luke!"
"Slow down Sookie!"
"Just find her Luke" Sookie hung up leaving a stunned and confused Luke. He snapped out of it and dialled Lorelai's cell phone.
"What!" She snapped down the phone.
"What the hell is going on?" He moved ito the kitchen so he could hear he rover the screaming children.
"Why are you marrying me Luke cos seriously, Sookie's the one you want to be marrying, she's all Donna Reed like with the cooking and the feet up-here's your beer-let me give you a massage"
"Lorelai where are you?"
"I should be home so I greet you when you get back from a hard days work and there should be meatloaf and pipe's and slippers! What were you thinking? I can barely cook poptarts! And I can't do massages either, last time I gave Rory one and she couldn't moved her shoulder for a week!"
"I don't need a massage Lorelai-"
"You say that now but one day you'll one want one and I won't know that, but I should because I should anticipate your every need, you anticipate my every need with you chocolate cake and fixing the house, and making me feel better and looking after Rory and listening to me babble on and on and on and on and Chuppah's!" Lorelai hung up the phone.
"Lorelai? Lorelai!" Luke slammed the phone down and grabbed his car keys. He ran out the diner and headed home, hoping that was where Lorelai had gone.
Lorelai screamed. She had tried making Luke food but she had turned away for one second and the potato had turned black. She picked the pan up and walked to the front door. She swung open the door and threw the pan, barely missing Luke as he walked up the steps.
"We're not even married yet and you're already throwing pans at my head!" He tried to joke. Lorelai screamed and stormed back into the house, leaving Luke even more confused. He followed her into the house and then into the kitchen, the smell of burnt food overwhelmed him.
"Oh god what died in here?" Lorelai just burst into tears. "Uh oh" Luke went over to Lorelai and wrapped his arms around her. She buried her face in Luke's chest. "Did someone die?" Lorelai shook her head. "Then what's all this craziness about?" Lorelai wiped her tears on Luke's shirt and look up at him.
"Why do you want to marry me?" Luke looked back at her as if she was crazy or stupid.
"Because I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, what's this about Lorelai?"
"It's about not being the perfect wife who cooks and cleans, I'm never gonna be that person and I don't want you to wake up one day and realise that you wanted a perfect wife cos I don't wanna lose me"
"Where is this all coming from?" Lorelai shrugged. "First of all, if I wanted any of that 1950's housewife crap I wouldn't be marrying you, second, I know you're not good at the cooking and cleaning thing but I love you just the way you are. I'm used to your little quirks. It doesn't bother me that you sing the Colgate theme tune every time you brush your teeth or that or that you own more pairs of shoes and more odd socks than most people have hot dinners. It's always gonna bother me that you eat three times your weight in sugar and coffee a day but I'm making it my life's mission to change your ways"
"Hmph"
"Now will you stop being crazy about this housewife thing and go back to work to see Sookie so she know that you haven't driven off a bridge or something? She was worried about you" Lorelai, wrapped her arms tightly around Luke and kissed him deeply. "What was that for?"
"For talking me off that ledge" Luke laughed.
"I have a feeling I'll be doing that a lot!" Lorelai slapped his arm. "You okay now?" Lorelai nodded, kissing Luke again. "Good, because I have to get back to the diner" Lorelai pouted and gave him the puppy dog eyes.
"Straight away?" Lorelai fingered the buttons on his shirt and moved against him. Luke sighed, knowing he was powerless against her.
"I guess I have a little time" He got out before Lorelai placed her lips on his.