Yo my people! lol! I'm posting for the second time today so I hope that you're happy! Okay, this is on the dock, just remeber that before you accuse me of following the storyline. Lol! Anyways, thank you for all of the reviewers! -hands them cookies- Please keep it up! It's much obliged!

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Chapter 4: Buggy The Clown. That basically tells you the big-nosed guy but who cares?
Walking back, he looked about for his crewmates. Both were late. It had been 2 and a half hours now. "Where are they?" he asked the air surrounding him.

"Where are who?" someone said from behind. Zoro's hand flew to his katana out of reflex. Turning, he saw man with an overly huge nose and his crew smiling, as though mocking the swordsman for his motion. Zoro's eyes narrowed. "No one. Who the hell are you, big nose?" he jeered, smirking as anger flashed upon his enemy's face.

"You dare call my nose big!" the man fumed. The crew quickly moved away form their angered captain, making Zoro question his own actions. "My name is Buggy the Clown! And I'm going to kill you for that you underling!" he cried, rushing forward. Foolish move. thought Zoro as he unsheathed his swords, effectively cutting Buggy down to size.

The men then started to do the last thing he expected. They burst out laughing, some rolling in fits on the floor. Zoro gave a quizzical look at them, wondering how they could laugh when their captain was just killed.

What he didn't notice was Buggy reassembling himself behind his back, pulling his daggers from their many holders. Pulling them back, he threw them into the unsuspecting Zoro. He grunted before falling over. Before he fell unconscious, he heard someone yell his name…

Caridi and Luffy walked back together, merrily chatting to one another. They both knew they were late, and they both knew they would be called dumbasses for being late. But Caridi was pretty sure that the swordsman was probably late himself.

Luffy heaved the bag a little higher on his back as he choked out, "So- ugh- what do you think's in that box?" Caridi looked at him, wondering where that had come from. "Uh, I really dunno. It must be important to be locked up so tightly," she wondered aloud, thinking of the chains coating the outside of the small square. She shifted her own bag into her other hand, reaching her free hand into the front pocket of her shirt.

Pulling it close to her face, realization hit her. "Hey, Luffy! Something's written… ZORO!" She cut off in mid-sentence as she watched said Zoro fall to the ground, blood flowing freely from where the metal connected. Luffy dropped his bag, looking the man in the eyes. Caridi rushed forwards, looking blindly over what had happened. Doctor, doctor, we need a doctor! she thought, looking around at the shop signs. Luffy seemed to read her mind. "Caridi! Go to find a doctor! I'll take care of big-nose here."

Once again, the pirate fired up. "STOP THAT!" he shouted, diving forward to attack the captain. Caridi nodded, sprinting away with her crewmate hung over her shoulder.

Luffy dived out of the way just in time. He looked back just in time to see the opponent's hand flying towards him. His eyes widened. "What the hell?" he yelled as he caught the hand right before it made contact. He screamed. "AHH! You're hand came off!" He then made a face of disgust. "That just gross." The enemy threw his head back, laughing coldly. He then shot his gaze back at the rubber-boy.

"You've never heard of me before, have you? I'm Buggy the Clown! And what you're holding is a result of the Chop-Chop Devil's Fruit!"

Okay, in the Japanese one, is the Chop-Chop fruit the Chop-Chop fruit? I dunno. ANyways, I hope that you all liked it! R&R and tell me what you think! Plus, if I ,like, spelled a name wrong or wrote something wrong, please tell me so I can correct it. I really like things to be right. Oh, random thing of the day: At 4:30 today, I was cutting my grass with scissors. 00 lol! Seriously, though. I was. R&R!