A lovely little idea I came up with after watching Orlando Bloom act like an idiot in the out takes on the PoTc DVD.
Disclaimer: I own not the swashbuckling actors that are Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Swash Swash Buckle Buckle
"Swash Swash Buckle Buckle!" insisted Will Turner turning to look at Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner had never been one to heavily drink, and this night in Tortuga seemed to be taking its toll on the unfortunate blacksmith. It looked like he about two too many drinks.
"Mate ye, have it all wrong. No dignified pirate be he be drunk or not be using the words swash swash buckle buckle." Jack answered taking another swig of rum. "Its swashbuckling ye hear? Bloody whelp!"
"But what about pirates that don't have buckles?" asked Will very concerned now. "My father was called Bootstrap Bill. Could he swashbuckle?"
"Will mate, ye father was the one of most swashing bucklers ever seen on sea or land, arr, even he being a bootstrap could buckle." Jack hoping that Will would lay off mindless rambling signaled for two more drinks. "Happy now mate?"
"Aye, swash swash buckle buckle." Will answered and raised his bottle of rum for a toast.
"Hell with it!" muttered Jack as he raised his own bottle. "Swash swash buckle buckle."