Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Green Day or any of the stores used in this story.
zT: sorry for the really long update…I had a lot of work to do…I didn't even finish most of it…TT now it's time to find out what happened between Alister and the Magic Blender!
Alister: (muffled scream)
LeDiva: (tightens rope used to tie Alister down) Don't worry I got him!
Allister's War Weapon comes in…
AWW: hello…
zT: NEW MEMBER OF THE UNOFFICIAL FAN CLUB! (everybody glomps Allister's War Weapon)
Fifilafemme also comes in…
Fifilafemme: hi! (she got promoted and glomped too XD)
While everybody was glomping the two newcomers Alister wiggled himself to the control panel and pressed the delete button to try to delete this chapter.
Alister: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
zT: DID YOU PRESS THE DELETE BUTTON?
Alister: yes I did and I'm proud of it! (smirk)
LeDiva: Whew! That's good. When building the control panel, two buttons malfunctioned and switched control. So the "Read Story" button is the delete button…and vice versa for the delete button.
zT: THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO READ THE STORY!
Alister: WHAT HAVE I DONE? noooooooooo
Magic Blender and Alister
So you remember where we left off right? Alister took the Magic Blender to his room to do an experiment. A dirty experiment.
"Yes! I can finally have the pear and corn mush recipe that my great-great-great-twice-removed-uncle-married on my mom's side of the family used to make to get stronger! Raphael won't be the only strong one here! Mwahahahahahaha!" Alister set the magic blender on the floor and went to the kitchen to gather the materials.
OK, IMPORTANT FACT HERE: before the Magic blender did it's magic today, Alister was a normal guy who wore normal CLOTHES. No tank tops, belly shirts, trench coat, bras etc. I mean NORMAL shirts, normal jeans, normal belts, normal jackets, normal sneakers and even normal underwear! I went a little too far there. So now you know the truth. WAIT, let me add one slight little detail: he only had one shirt, one pair of jeans, one belt, and one jacket. Don't worry, he washed his only pair of underwear every night.
Alister was wearing his shirt with the Green Day insignia on it. It was his favorite and only shirt. He also wore his comfortable jeans, his Nike sneakers and his navy blue windbreaker. After gathering the ingredients, he returned to his room and began checking the supplies.
"Pears, corn, garlic, ginger, white pepper, a raw egg, croutons, leeks, and beer! I got it all." Alister was just about to dump everything in until he realized that the Magic Blender wasn't plugged in. His room was really small, so he could just reach over the blender to the wall socket. When reaching over part of his shirt fell into the blender. As soon as the plug hit electricity, the Magic Blender started up and started churning.
"NOOOOO! My shirt!" Alister frantically pressed the off button but the blender kept going, he unplugged it, but it was still sucking up his shirt.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! EVIL BLENDER! EVIL BLENDER!" After his shirt had been torn up into millions of tiny pieces the magic blender started for his jeans. Alister played tug-a-war with the blender but the blender won. After that, he fainted letting the blender suck up his remaining garments.
In a couple of hours, Alister woke up finding himself sitting in torn up underwear. Around him were tiny bits of cloth that once wear his jeans, jacket, and shirt.
"WHY? Why am I so unlucky?" he sobbed picking up the bits and trying to piece them together again. Alister decided that he needed to get new clothes before he continued with the experiment. He wrapped a towel around his waist and headed off the mall.
"hmmm, I need some pants first. I can't walk around in a towel all day." Alister stopped at a punk looking store and went inside. There he found soft, black leather, capri pants. He bought them along with a six packs of black cotton underwear with the name "Green Day" embroidered on the back.
"Now I need a shirt." Alister visited all the shops in search for a decent Green Day shirt. He found one at Hot Topic but it was too big. Instead of buying the shirt at Hot Topic, he bought a rockin trench coat! He went to another shop and found black and red biker boots that fit him. At 5:00 pm Alister still had no sign of a cool Green Day shirt. He was hopeless.
"I have to keep trying!" He glanced up at the store in front of him and saw something. It was a lavender tank top displayed on a manikin.
"Hey, that's kinda cool." With his mind only focused on the tank top, he didn't notice that he was walking into Limited Too. Alister didn't notice that the store was all hot pink with girl's clothing, or that the dressing room he was in when he was trying on the tank top had pink bras hanging off the hooks. All that was on his mind was that this tank was cool. Alister looked in the mirror at himself. The tank top was kind of tight and he was a little too tall so it showed his stomach. But all that did was make Alister think it was cooler. He took it off and bought 7 of them so he could wear one everyday of the week.
"Um dude? You do realize that this is Limited Too right? " the cashier asked Alister. It finally hit him.
"I knew that! I was just…uhhh…" Alister glanced nervously around the room looking for an excuse. He saw Yugi looking at the pile of tank tops and grabbed him.
"Let go of me you creep!" Yugi said trying to wiggle out of Alister's grasp.
"Shut up! I was just buying these for my sister!"
"Hey! I'm not your sister! Let me go!"
"Shut up Yugilina! Heh heh, we're always fighting but deep down we love each other!" Yugi finally understood what Alister what trying to pull off.
"Yeah! I forced my brother to buy me these shirts! Buy three more!" Alister was forced to buy 3 pink tank tops but in the end he got what he came for. E other tank tanks he bought were for Yugi as a thank you gift. Yugi and Alister came out of Limited Too and were greeted by Joey and Tristan.
"Hey Yugi! Where were you?"
"I'm not Yugi! I'm Yugilina! Queen of Games!" and Tristan and Joey quickly drove him to the hospital.
When Alister got home he showed Dartz, Raphael and Valon his new outfit. Dartz just waved him away, and Valon started teasing him.
"I saw that exact same tank top at Limited Too!" Raphael stated. Alister started spazzing.
"I didn't go to Limited too! heh heh, I went to…HOT TOPIC! Yeah, they have the coolest stuff. I even saw Fruits Basket T-shirts! And an FMA sweatshirt. And…"
"Wrong anime Alister." Dartz interrupted.
"Right. I'm going to my room now…" After he that he made his mush with another blender, threw it up, and found that he had some muscles that made him look like he had boobs the next day.
After Alister's extreme fashion makeover, Valon had always teased him about his tank top. Then one day he needed to use the Magic Blender for something…
zT: hahahahahahaha! Wasn't that shocking?
Alister: my secret….my secret….it's been revealed…(Alister bursts into tears)
zT and LeDiva: it's okay Alister! People were going to learn one day.
Yugi comes in: I AM YUGILINA QUEEN OF GAMES! ALL SHALL FEAR ME!
Alister: SHUT UP YUGI!
Yugi: MY NAME IS YUGILINA!
Doctor: Yugilina, it's time to come back.
Yugi: never! I will NEVER join the dark side you evil person!
Doctor; we have cookies!
Yugi: Until next time odd people!
Doctor: I'm sorry. He got out of the straightjacket.
zT, LeDiva and Alister: Oo