The Diary of Harry Potter
Entry: Three
Diary,
You won't believe this! I didn't have to go to school looking like that today! Somehow, by some magic (I'm lucky that Uncle Vernon doesn't read this, or else I'd get in trouble for using that word) or miracle or something, my hair was all grown back this morning! However, both Aunt Vernon and Uncle Petunia were mad, because they think that I somehow made it grow back! It is completely unfair of them to think that, though, because how could I?! I would have to have powers or something to do that, and we all know that I don't. I'm not that lucky. I do wonder how it happened, but whatever the reason, I'm glad it did! Anyway, they grounded me to my cupboard for a week over it. Oh, well. Maybe I can count cracks in the wall or something.
And oh, by the way, Dudley was mad, too, but for a far different reason: He was looking forward to being able to make fun of me for yet another reason at school. Hahaha, at least he was cheated out of his fun, huh, Diary?
Well, time for bed now. Good night.