A/N-Again, if you've made it this far you know what's coming. And I apolgize to any Woody fans, but I have to mention that...

Authorz Notez: So lik u all totally loved it!11! Yayz! I'm righting more cuz u wanted more. And I only write 4 my reviews. This 1 is Lord of the Rings, cuz Orli is like sooooooooooooooooo hawt! I dont care what ppl say, he's hawt, he doesnt look like a woman. Hez hotter than a woman! Plz R&R folks cuz u wont get more til u review. I have 2 c reviews b4 I write more.

IN THE SHIRE:

legolas ran a hand thru hiz thick gorgeous blond hair. Sumthing wuz wrong but he didnt no what. He walked along with hiz bow ready 2 shoot any big ugly creatures that came hiz way. He could do it without messing up his really good looks 2. He walked along with his long blond hair billowing in the breez when suddenly a bunch of orcs came out and attacked him!1 "We're going to kill u." 1 of them told him. "I'm going to shoot u." He replied, grabbing an arrow. "We're going to kill u first." The orc swung a big huge axe at him, narrowly missing. "Not so fast!" Out of nowhere a woman had appeared!1! She had long red hair and really really pretty violet eyes. She pulled out a sword and killed the orcs! "Thx!" Legolas told the girl who had just sat down on a rock n started to brush her long hair accentuating her beauty. "No probs." She replied, ignoring him. But legolas h8ed being ignored. He was 2 pretty 2 be ignored. "so who r u?" legolas asked. "I'm Mariavaricella daughter of Klausibella from a far and distant corner of middle earth. Who r u?" "legolas the elf." she laughed. Hiz elvin ears had never heard sucha pretty sound. "U r a meer elf. I have no need 4 u except as a servant." He frowned. He owed her his life. "I owe u my life." He told her and she grinned. "Then come away with me, slave." She got up from her rock and brushed the dirt off of her slender frame. Legolas culdn't help but notice how pretty she was. She wuz prettier than he wuz. Mayb it wuldnt b so bad 2 b a servant 4 her after all.

She blinked twice at the sheet of paper in front of her. She couldn't believe her eyes. It had taken her three tries to read through it; she wanted to avoid the same painful death of the person who had rolled in not that long ago. Something had to be done; this was the second completely pointless death. There was no reason for either person to die; both victims of cruel fate.

Two persons whose brains had been liquefied; who had been tortured brutally. Whoever this person was must be stopped. They could not be allowed to continue murdering people like this. Surely, they had to know what they were doing, that their prose was causing death to all who read it. Surely, they had to realize just how bad it was.

She sighed and looked down at the report on her desk, signing it. When she walked into Garret's office and laid it on his desk somberly, he looked up at her.

"Another one?" He asked and she nodded. "Two. I didn't think it was possible before and now there's another one."

"Whoever it is, is a murderer."

"And not just of the English language." She smiled, slightly.

"She needs to be stopped." He nodded in agreement.

"Anyone capable of defying the laws of physics and melting someone's brain by writing something absolutely horrible needs to be stopped." He had a point.

"Now where's a Mary Sue when you need her to come in and save the day?" He flashed a quick smile at the joke.

"Woody's almost as perfect as a Mary Sue, surely he can get to the bottom of this?" She grinned. He had point. Woody was amazing at these things.

"Thanks Garret." She said, heading back to her office and picking up the phone. Why hadn't she thought of Woody before?