Disclaimer: i do not own DBZ but i do own Hyuki and Korbera

Seripa: Tell me the sort of things you'd like to happen in the other world during the story. I might include some stuff on earth as well. To keep you updated.

Bardock: Tell her to let me go

Seripa: Grrrrr... get your Saiyan ass over here now (grabs him by the collar) you're mine till the story ends. Now be a good saiyan and get me a drink.

Bardock:Yes Ma'am

Seripa: i love 'im really

Bad Jokes

It was a day just like any other day in the other world. Boring and monotonous at least it was for a saiyan with nowhere to go and nothing to do. It wasn't like there were too many other saiyans who got into the other world apart from Goku or Vegeta on the occasions that they ended up dying but they were soon gone again because of the dragonballs.

Bardock had heard a rumour though. His son the famous Kakarot was in the other world again and this time he was staying there permanently. This didn't exactly come as a shock to Bardock after all you can't live forever but he was interested to see what sort of a man he had become. The visions of the future had stopped when he entered the other world so apart from the few visions he had had before he died he had no idea what his son had amounted too.

He lay back in the long grass and pondered whether to search for him when He heard the sound of two people sparring in the distance and decided to investigate.

There was Hyuki a strong warrior he had fought against before and he was fighting Korbera one of the best warriors in the other world.

He leant against a tree and continued to watch. He wasn't the only one, soon a small crowd had gathered.

King Kai was among them and once the warriors had finished he decided to take the opportunity to try out some new material.

"Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and you the one who looks like a cabbage. Yeah you. hello to you too. My name is King Kai and I'm going to entertain you. Yes. You are looking at the funniest person alive."

"Uh but King Kai.... you're dead."stated the dude that looked like a Cabbage.

"oh. Well then the funniest person that has ever died. Try this one out for size. A man walks into the bar and tells the bar man that he has a talking pork pie. The bar man loks at him and says "I don't believe you" the man outraged by being called a liar tells the barman that the next time he comes back he''l bring the pork pie. so a few weeks later he comes back and takes the pork pie out of his bag and places it on the bar, and the pork pie says "pint of beer please" and the barman says."

King Kai began to chuckle uncontrollably at this point and everyone just stared.

" The bar man says " sorry we don't serve food. HAHAHAHAHA."

everyone stared.

"get it.SORRY WE DON'T SERVE FOOD"

There was an wakward silence and some tumbleweed blew through the clearing. somewhere in the distance they heard a cricket chirp. The crowd began to disperse and King Kai tried to recover from his giggle fit.

Bardock had fallen asleep halfway through the joke and was leant against the tree drooling as he thought of Roast Dinners covered in gravy.