Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ or the characters apart from the ones I made from my own head. Like Hyuki and Korbera.
Bardock: What is the point in that lousy disclaimer at the beginning of every chapter?
Seripa: It stops large companies from suing me for nicking there ideas you twit.
Bardock: Hey. Don't call me a twit. (Powers up)
Seripa: I wouldn't do that if I were you (shows him a small pink fluffy cuddly toy) If you want Snucklebottom to live through the night, you'll sit down.
Bardock: (sits down) lousy son of a...
Seripa:uhuh. What was that?
Bardock: Nothing
Food
Goku was bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. All he wanted at the moment was some of Chi Chi's cooking. He loved food. A true saiyan. He decided to go look for some food. Goku launched himself into the air to get a bird's eye view of the area. He saw an apple tree in the distance and was about instantly translocate there when he saw King Kai practicing jokes a little way off. He stopped by him frightening the life out of the Kai.
"Why hello Goku. Have I told you the one about the man in the bar......"
Goku began to daydream of pork pies and all sorts of other pies as King Kai told his joke.
"Goku did you hear"
"Oh yes. HAHAHAHAHA, very funny, HAHAHAHA. Any way I gotta scoot King Kai got to fill my stomach"
And with that, he was gone.
He arrived by the apple tree and tapped it causing most of the apples to fall to the ground. Then Goku sat down and stuffed his face.
A little way off, Bardock watched his son cramming handfuls of fruit into his mouth and he chuckled. He was definitely a saiyan.
He walked over to Goku.
" Mind if I join you?"
"Swoarf om omlra hapra"
"I'll take that as a yes"
Goku nodded and wondered exactly who this guy was who was sitting in front of him stuffing his face when he saw the tail. He swallowed hard.
"You're a saiyan" he said with surprise.
"You know for the son of a saiyan who was not only a good warrior but an intelligent scientist, you sure are dumb."
"Wow. You knew my dad!"
Bardock sweatdropped and put down all the apples he was holding.
"Geez. Duh. Can't you see how alike we look"
"errrr... yeah but what's youre point"
"For Kami's sake I am your father"
"Have you seen Star Wars cuz you sound like Darth Vader.....wait a minute"
A light bulb went of somewhere in Goku's small brain.
"YOU'RE MY FATHER"
"Hmhm." said Bardock. He was not exactly talkative at this point, as he was in the process of cramming three more apples into his mouth.
"Well geeee you coulda told me sooner but oh well... hey you ate the rest of the apples. Oh man now I'm gona have to get more. It's like living at home again, Gohan eats just as much as I do."
"Who's Gohan?" questioned Bardock.
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Bardock: Was that some sorta poor attempt at a cliffhanger, and why is that Cry....
Seripa: You mean Kai
Bardock: Fine then. Kai. Why is he soooo bad at telling jokes?
King Kai: I am not bad at telling jokes. You're more moody than Piccolo
Bardock: Who's piccolo?
Seripa: Stop arguing you two. Firstly that was not a cliffhanger just a very good place to stop(Shifty look) Secondly. You're jokes aren't that bad(coughs)Thirdly Piccolo is one of your Son's friends.
Goku: Whose my friend?
Seripa: Piccolo.
Goku: Is he the short one.
Seripa: No you dumbass he's the green one from Namek.
Goku: Oh yeah sorry. Just having a blonde moment.
Seripa: But you're not blonde.
Goku: (turns super saiyan) Now I am.
King Kai: you being dumb is funny Goku.
Bardock: Who's Goku?
Goku: Yeah. Who's Goku?
Seripa: I am going I cannot take you lot any more. I NEED SPACE.
Bardock: So can I go now?
Seripa: No you have to stay
Bardock: Oh.