(Dream Sequence Music)

Gilligan enters the nightclub hut wearing a tuxedo. The Skipper is tending bar. Ginger is singing, with a jazz beat, "Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Says Simple Simon to the pie man, let me taste your ware."

Gilligan walks up to the bar, "Coconut milk, shaken—not stirred."

While the Skipper was making the drink, Gilligan hears cries of help. The Howells enter the bar, frantic.

"My Jewels are missing," Cried Mrs. Howell.

"They were worth millions," Mr. Howell said literally crying.

"Maybe I can help," offered Gilligan.

Between sobs, Mr. Howell asked, "Who are you? What can you do?"

Gilligan replied, "Gilligan, Willie Gilligan."

(Generic spy music)

Gilligan continued, "Now tell me what happened."

Mrs. Howell answered, "We had eaten lunch, taken a nap, and when we woke up… the jewels were gone."

Gilligan had thought for a moment, then asked, "What did you have to eat?"

Mr. Howell replied, "Lobster, boar meat, salad, followed by a delicious coconut cream pie."

"I've got it," replied Gilligan, "It was the lobster. Its cousins stole the jewelry as revenge." Gilligan then called out, "Professor!"

The Professor ran into the night club and inquired, "Yes, Mr. Gilligan?"

"We must drain the lagoon." Gilligan ordered.

"Right away Mr. Gilligan," The Professor responded, "at the lab we developed a special super mini suction pump that fits in this fountain pen. We'll test it in the lagoon."

The Skipper said, "That is ridiculous."

Just then Mary Ann came into the nightclub hut sporting a gaudy diamond brooch, "Pies," she cried, "Pies"

Mrs. Howell whispered to Gilligan, "That diamond brooch the pie girl is wearing looks a lot like the one that was stolen from me..."

Gilligan cunningly commented to Mary Ann, "My that is a lovely brooch."

Mary Ann came up close to Gilligan and positioned her ample bosom where Gilligan could get a good look at the brooch and other treasures. "This old thing?" Mary Ann purred, "Its been in the family for years."

Gilligan stammered, "Hmm…hah, yeah, that thing…"

Mrs. Howell broke the awkward moment with a cry of, "Liar! that is my brooch!"

Mary Ann quickly thrust the pie she was holding into Gilligan's face. She then made a hasty exit while the nightclub patrons were trying to figure out what was going on.

Gilligan started licking the pie off his face. "Mmmm, this is the best coconut cream pie I've ever had," he reported.

"Good grief, man, don't eat it," Mr. Howell groaned.

Gilligan then said, "I need to sit down." Gilligan sat on a nearby chair, and soon was falling asleep.

The Professor came into the nightclub and said, "It's the pies! They're drugged."

Mr. Howell retorted, "You do have a penchant for stating the obvious."

The Professor then walked over to Gilligan and started shaking him. "Gilligan wake up!"

Ginger started singing, "She's gone, Mary Ann's gone."

Gilligan still groggy was being roused from a sleep. He was sitting in a chair outside the girls hut in his usual clothes. Gone was the tuxedo. The Professor was shaking him.

"Gilligan, Wake up!" The Professor shouted.

"She's Gone! Mary Ann's Gone!" Exclaimed Ginger.

Skipper stumbled out of his hut and asked, "What is all the shouting about?"

The Professor replied, "Ginger and I came out to relieve Gilligan, and found him fast asleep. Mary Ann is missing."

The Skipper soundly swatted Gilligan on the head with his cap, "Falling asleep on watch! Back in the day they would have keel-hauled you for that! Why I ought to…"

Ginger cried, "Wait, Skipper, it might not have been his fault!"

The three men followed Ginger's gaze to a plate with a half-eaten piece of coconut cream pie sitting on the arm rest of the chair that Gilligan was sitting, and later sleeping, in.

Skipper quietly said, "Sorry little buddy…"

The Professor added, "I didn't want to believe it."

Ginger proclaimed, "I always knew something was wrong with her."

Gilligan said, "I still don't believe it.

The Howells sleepily came up to the group. Mr. Howell bellowed, "Will you people keep quiet, we need our beauty rest."

Ginger informed them, "The Pie Bandit struck again."

Mrs. Howell replied, "Oh my!"