Bardock: I am making this following statement was made of my own free will....owwwww stop poking me. Anyway, Seripa does not own dragonball Z or any of the characters except Hyuki and Korbera. She might make up some more though.

Seripa: Ok that was good now get back to you cage..i mean errr luxurious living quarters

Bardock: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...can I have my teddy back

Seripa: OK.....oooooo you're soooo cute when you're completely defenceless

Bardock: Really?(optimistic look) so cute that I could go?

Seripa:N-O. So get back in your cage

Discussing

"So Gohan is your son, Chi chi is your wife and all your friends are going around saving the universe, and you're called Goku" said Bardock after Goku tried to explain everything"

(A/N: Have you ever tried xplainin the story of DBZ it's incredibly hard)

" Yeah and Vegeta is married to Bulma and...."

"Woah. You mean Prince Vegeta, that annoying bratty 6 year old who was bent on destroying loadsa planets"

"Well yeah, but he's not 6 any more"

"Right, ok. And that King Kai dude, does he have some sorta mental health problem?"

"No. He thinks he's the funniest man alive"

"But he's dead"

"Ok.....the funniest man that ever died."

Goku got up to find some more apples and Bardock decided to join him.

"I hope you realise that hanging around with me is dangerous. Wherever I go evil villains follow, the number of encounters I have would make a great TV show or a series of short films!" said Goku

"Really, cool. Well if they do that I hope they make a TV special about me. I am your father after all."

By this time they had reached another tree laiden with apples and with one tap from Goku all of them were lying on the ground.

Goku managed to cram quite a few into his mouth before Bardock sat down. Just to make sure that he had a head start in cramming food down his throat.

Just as they both reached for the last apple King Yemma came running up looking for Goku.

"Goku, we have a major problem and we need you're help!"

"See what I mean dad. I can call you dad can't i? Ok I'm on my way King Yemma."

He flew away with King Yemma and not long after that they were at the check in station.

"So whats the problem King Yemma"

"Oh it's terrible. I have a date tonight and I don't know what to cook her!"

"Oh my Kami that is a catastrophe. How about you have a picnic. She'd like that. Who is it anyway."

"Oh I think she's called Princess Snake"

"WHAT?"

"Oh is there a problem Goku?"

"ummmm errrrr no no problem at all just errr don't go back to her place ok."

"Ok Goku see you tomorrow."

"Bye King Yemma"

Goku flew back to the apple tree to find Bardock lying underneath and horror of horrors he had eaten the last apple. How greedy.

"What did he want?" asked Bardock.

"oh he's about to go on a date with an evil snake that disguises herself as a beautiful woman in order to lure men into her stomach where she digests them."

"Oh is that all. Well then I'm gonna have a nap"

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Seripa: Yay the chapter is longer

King Yemma: So you're just gonna let me go on the date.

Seripa: Of course. It's more interesting that way.

Bardock: I'm hungry. I'm just gonna go down the road and errr... get some fish and chips.

Seripa: There are no fish and Chips down the road. I know what you're up to so get back to the cage

Bardock: (groans)

Seripa: Thank you to Dreamer of death and Ravenxwill for the reviews. Keep em coming.

Bardock: Great. You act all sweetness and light when there's something in it for you.

Seripa: Shut up.