Bardock: tinky winky..dipsy..lala..po..

Seripa: Please be quiet

Bardock: Teletubbies....teletubbies...say ehoh, ehoh

Seripa: Grrrrrr.

Bardock: Shutting up

Seripa: I do not own DBZ I own this story and random characters that I create from my warped mind.

(Bardock tries to climb out of the window but drops down and starts writhing on the ground)

Seripa: wow. The shock collar I put on him really works.

Temptation

To say the least, it was very tempting. Krillin had done it many times before and Goku knew it was wrong but he couldn't help himself.

It was an endless battle in his mind between right and wrong. On the one hand he could do it. It was not against the law but people did not enjoy the pain it caused after all Goku had experienced it first hand. On the other hand he could not do it but then he would be missing out on a lot of fun and entertainment in the other world was scarce.

So he sat there contemplating right and wrong, good and evil, yin and yang...well I might be going a little over the top.

He picked evil. GOKU PICKED EVIL, the wrong, the yang.

"WEDGIE" he shouted as he yanked Bardocks underwear up over his head. (Don't ask me how cuz of the saiyan armour. Just go with the flow.)

"WHY YOU LAZY BUM!" Cried Bardock, startled. He began to chase Goku through the other world " GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE RIGHT NOW KAKAROT!"

Goku hadn't eaten for a while so his energy was low and Bardock soon caught up with him. Goku didn't have enough energy to defend himself and so his father had the advantage and managed to beat him into next Tuesday.

And so that was the tale of how Goku gave in to temptation and gave his gather a wedgie, but there is more.

King Yemma was sitting at his desk when in came King Kai. Yemma wasn't looking too pleased and so the Kai had decided to cheer him up.

"WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME SHE WAS A GIANT SNAKE IN DISGUISE, WAS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FROM EVERYONE I LET INTO THIS MISERABLE PLACE . EH, I COULD OF SENT THEM TO THE HFIL, BUT NOOOO BECAUSE I AM A NICE GUY" he boomed as he slammed his fist into his desk causing a minor earthquake.

Even King Kai couldn't think of anything too say and so he left quickly and silently. Meanwhile Yemma had been so preoccupied with the outcome of his date that he hadn't checked in any of the souls that the line had tripled in size. So much so that there was in fact no room for more souls and the people that were supposed to be dying were still alive.

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Bardock: Boring story...and why couldn't I have given Kakarot the wedgie.

Seripa: Because he is more immature than you

Goku: Am not (pouts)

Seripa: I rest my case