Bardock: I'm growing old in here you evil person
Seripa: I'm not evilshifty look I'm perfectly lovely now get back in the cage and do the disclaimer or no food for a week.
Bardock:meekly yes ma'm. Seripa does not own DBZ or any of its characters. But she still keeps me locked up day in day out.
Coke
Now in the other world even though it's everything a dead person could ask for there will unfortunately be drawbacks, for instance it is extremely hard for shipments of Coca Cola to reach the other world as the lorry driver isn't usually dead. So on a sunny Sunday morning Goku was extremely pleased to meet a dead lorry driver.
"So you actually brought all the Coca cola with you" Goku said drooling
"Yup, guvna. I brought the 'ole thing. An' I can sell you the 'ole lot for a very reasonable price"
"What is it."
"A woman."
"A WOMAN"
"yeah I want you to set me up with someone"
Now at this point the rusty cogs began to move in Goku's mind.
"I know one woman, she's a princess. Very beautiful"
"IHEARDTHATGOKUYOUMAYBEDEADBUTYOUBETTERNOTBECHEATINGONME" Screamed Chichi from back on earth.
"Wow, that was scary; anyway if you go to her place right along that road you'll be able to meet her. So can I have my coke now."
Goku got his coke and began to gulp down bottle after bottle. Sharing some briefly with his father. By this point they were both extremely bloated with gas but at the same time they were zooming around from the caffeine. It was then that Goku stopped and stared thoughtfully into the distance, hang on a minute, he thought. Then it dawned on him Princess Snake ate men how could he have forgotten, but because of the large amount of caffeine in his system he immediately forgot that thought and went back to flicking bottle caps at the back of his father.
They never saw the lorry driver again
Bardock: scraping the barrel a bit there weren't you that was a pretty poor story
Seripa: Right that is it I'm putting a muzzle on you.