By popular demand (And by popular, I meant make the bloopers so my friend will stop pestering me about bloopers for this fan-fic.) here are…
Everybody Loves Pie!
Bloopers
Scene 1: Kirby knocks on the door.
"Mario! It's Kirby! I came for cake- I mean pie- I mean…" Kirby yelled, knocking on the door.
Clario: Cut! Kirby! Read your damn script! Action!
"Luigi! I mean Mario…DAMNIT!" Kirby yelled, knocking on the door.
Clario: KIRBY! FOR THE LOVE OF SHROOMGOD, DO IT CORRECT! Action!
"Mario! It's Kirby! I came for pie- I mean to visit!" Kirby yelled, knocking on the door.
…
Clario: Cut! Mario, say your line after Kirby says his…Mario?
And Mario is not there!
Clario: We'll just skip this scene for now…
Scene 2: Scene where Mario let's Kirby into the house.
Clario: And….action!
Mario then opened the door…somehow hitting Kirby into the mailbox.
Clario: Um…cut? You better get the rest of this scene right: It's only 10 seconds long!
Scene 3: When Mario and Kirby start fighting.
Battle Start! I like pie a lot!
Clario: Cut! Read the script, Narrator. ACTION!
Battle Start! Why are those people in the house? I THOUGHT THIS WASN'T PAPER MARIO! AHHH! I'M GOING INSANE!
Clario: What the hell is wrong with you? DO IT OVER!
Ten minutes later…
Battle Start! T3H 913 1S 73H R0X0RZ!
Clario: Sigh…Let's just skip this scene…
Scene 4: Mario kicks Kirby out of the house, into the mailbox.
Mario kicked into the bushes!
Clario: Do over.
Mario kicked Kirby into the ceiling!
Clario: Do over.
Mario kicked Kirby into the Warp Pipe!
Clario: You know, you can just go to the door and kick him there.
Mario: No! I got it…
Mario kicked Kirby into an angry mob!
Clario: Do over…
Mario kicked Kirby into a random campfire!
Clario: Er… Let's just focus on the Kirio Brothers for now…
Mario: Sounds good to me.
Scene 5: Mario eats the pie.
Mario eats the pie!
Clario: Mario, you eat the pie during the fight!
Mario: Oh.
MARIO'S MOVE
Mario held up the pie+20 HP!
Clario: …Um… I'll just leave now.
There. The bloopers. NOW STOP PESTERING ME! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
This is Clario, reminding you to review!