Knowing a Little bit more

Gale Zonaki

Oh so you want to know about me do you? Well where to start…

By introducing myself would be the proper way I guess, right let's get started, my names Zonaki, Gale Zonaki, I'm about nineteen.

I have a few weapons, Kasthra, that's a staff of mine; I guess you already know that my weapons are made from a marble texture?

Kasthra Cyo is a flail for me to reach my opponents that in those hard to reach places.

Kasthra Thasmaye is a sword, a bit like that Homura's but more sharper and effective that can slice down bigger opponents.

My last weapon is Kasthra Ziotso a samurai sword with a cutting edge, very useful when I get annoyed, especially when Sanzo's involved. He always takes away my privileges.

Q.1. Who would you have to hate the most in the Ikkou?

Who'd yeah think? It's not that hard, SANZO! He takes all my privileges, he takes my fan, my cigarettes, my rack sack, not to mention my drinks, my personal stash, oh wait that was the first time we ended up in a Buddha temple……

Q.2. Who's your favorite member of the Ikkou?

Ummmmm? Well? I'm kinda stuck, I like Hakkai, Goku, Gojyo and Sanzo for some strange reason, wait hang on make that Hakkai and Sanzo because Hakkai's so nice, not to mention adorable in some occasions, Now I don't even know why I like Sanzo even though he's a complete Jackass but is kind a…Sexy I guess…with those violet eyes…and kinda cute, AAAAAAGGH! CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAN THAT BD!

Q.3. What do you think about Hakkai?

Ehm? Well……he's almost like a mother to me…really…but then again is like an older motherly older brother…well there is one problem I kind a get uncomfortable with, that would be his relationship with Gojyo, I think they're in deep with each other., Way deep.

No, no I don't mean their homosexual's……just in a brotherly way; I mean I have been living with them for three years.

Q.4. Are you in love with Sanzo?

Are you nuts? No, why would I like to fall in love with that Ill behaved, completely unorthodox, crazy, ill mannered, bad behaved Priest? I'd be digging my own grave.

Q.5. Give us a couple of words to describe Gojyo?

Kappa, jerk, baka, con artist, ladies man, red headed cockroach, idiot, moron, pervert, ego maniac, lunatic, slicing psycho, psycho, deranged lunatic, Bd, Girl, woman, butter fingers, and I hate it when I have to bail him out in some cases, this one time he went out with a women and later on he realized she was a man, a transsexual in other words.

But he is like an older brother to me, just like Hakkai?

Q.6. Who makes you feel like a little kid sometimes?

Well that's simple, Hakkai and Gojyo, they act like my brothers, I went out with a guy when I was seventeen, and then they chased him off for some reason, now you know why I can't get dates lately, with those too around, I'm never going to find a guy of my own.

Q.7. What do you think of Goku?

An adorable cute, innocent Baka saru, he asks all sorts of ridiculous questions, food that's all he thinks about really, always thinking with his stomach, I was pretty amazed when I first met him.

Q.8. Where you ever kissed?

What does that have to do with this?

Q.9. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Well…yes?

Q.10. YAY who is it?

Hey hang on a second, who are you? GOKU GOJYO! YOUR SO DEAD!

Q.11. Uh oh RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

STOP USING THE QUESTIONAIRES TO TELL THE AUDIENCE WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!

The end, I think