The Diary of Harry Potter
Entry: 12:
Bugger, Diary!
Bugger, bugger, BLOODY bugger!
I almost got my hands on one of my letters today. After the eggs were delivered, Aunt Petunia had me start breakfast. First, I set the bacon to cook, and then I cracked some eggs into the pan. Well, at least I tried to…
You won't believe it, Diary. Inside each and every one of the eggs were rolled up letters. If only Aunt Petunia hadn't bloody been in the room when I cracked those first two. Before I could even grab one, she grabbed the two letters right out of the hot grease in the pan. I'm just glad she burned herself doing it… she should let me have my bloody letters! She shredded those two letters into the food processor, and then she cracked open the rest of the eggs to get the rest of the letters, which quickly followed suit.
Uncle Vernon made a bunch of calls, trying to find someone to yell at. Even Dudley's starting to wonder about this bloody rubbish. He wonders who would want to talk to me this bad, but no way is he wondering as much as I am.
I WANT MY LETTERS!
'Night, Diary.
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