DusaWilde:High? No. Clinically insane? Quite possiably but no i am not high.
ToffePopcorn:Thank u i like making people laugh. It gives me great pleasure!
Ok So in my last chapter we found out that Rogue is full of agast(Suprise, Suprise!), Scott likes to wear skirts(Once again suprise suprise), Jean has the urge to have sex with Toad, Evan can't say anything but Dude and wants to screw Kitty, Kurt has some pretty messed up feelings and Kitty is the mutant version of Jesabelle. Ok now next chapter!
Evan sat up and looked at the empty space beside him on the motel bed and cursed...well not that he can really curse...so..."DUUUUUUUUDE!" He screamed instead in a upset way. Last night was the most dudeiful, night of his whole dudeing life. Now the Dudeiful girl he shared it with had left him in the bed alone. Dude.
Rogue sat in her room
crying. Kitty skipped in, phasing threw the door...and the bed, and her
shoes strewn about, and a desk, and a computer till she crossed the
endlessness of cool things and got to Rogues bed.
"Rogue like,
whats, like wronge? Like." She asked her bestest ever friend-closly
followed by Wanda-and looked at Rogue in a cute way that oozed
cutelyness.
"Drama! Drama, drama, drama AGAST!" Rogue sobbed and Kitty nodded sypmathetically.
"Like, like, like, ya know, totally." Kitty spoke to Rogue in the same complecated language of words.
"Agast!" Rogue cryed hugging her best friend-closly followed by Jubilee-and somehow managed to not absorb her.
"Ya know, erm, totally, like, sooooooo, ya know!" Kitty pats her bestest friend ever-closly followed by Wanda-back.
"Drama, drama, REVENGE, loveless."
"Totally, like, flirt, flirt, flirt, ya know sooooooo hehehe." Kitty
stands up and phased threw the endlessness of totally cool things and
went out the door to find some other guys to flirt with.
Scott was standing in his room, looking in the mirror, wearing a tight leather mini skirt and a green corset.
"Whos a pretty girl!" He said to the mirror image of himself. "You are, yes you are! Who's prettier that Jean! I am yes i am"
Annnnnnyway.
Kurt was sitting, watching tv.
5 minutes later.Still watching tv.
10 minutes later.
Oh he burped...while watching tv.
Jean
was lying in a dingy room naked looking at the body beside her. Todd.
Hey he wasn't a looker but his tounge! Wow useful much!
"Hey babe!" Todd woke up and kissed her making her giggle.
"Hiya Toady!"
"Wanna go again?"
"Sure!"
They sat up and picked up the controllers to Toads PS1 and played crash bash while laughing manically.
Kitty
meanwhile had found the new recruits and had spotted one boy in
particular."Like hi like Roberto like aka like mr Money like."
"Hello." The brazilian dude said in his braziliany accent that sounded very brazilian.
"Would
you like, wanna, like date me! I like, really like, like you and like
only like partly because of your like money!" Kitty smiled in a cute
way that once again oozed cutelyness.
"Sure, because i'm rich and
stuff i'll date you even though i bearly said one word to you in the
show." He said in his braziliany accent that sounded very brazilian.
"Great
now we can go and get married in vegas and have wild monkey sex!" Kitty
squeeled then noticed the looks she was getting. "Like, like, ohmygod,
like, sooooo, ya know!"
Everyone else went back to work and Kitty
grabbed Robertos hand and pulled him into a bright red car that
mysteriously appeared in the driveway.
Suddenly Evan came running upto her.
"Dude, dude, duuuuuuuuuuude, DUDE!" He begged her in a begging way.
"Like, like, ya know, sooooo, ohmygosh!" Kitty shook her head making her pony tail bounce in a bouncey way.
Evan ran away crying. And then ran and ran and ran and ran some more.
Suddenly from Rogues and Kittys room full of endlessness and cool things came the yells.
"Drama! Drama, drama, agast! Remy! drama drama drama...touchyness! Love! Happiness! Lies! Dramaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Like ya know like, like!" Kitty yelled at her.
"Drama!" A gloved hand is seen waving.
"Like!" She waved and got in the car that Roberto was starting up in a loud way.
Then they drove away. For a while. Then came back married.
Now:
Rogue found a way to touch Remy and they fell in love. Soon Rogue dumped Remy when she relised he was actually infertial.
Evan never got over Kitty and went to live in the sewers. He now does sewery stuff.
Kurt
never stopped watching tv and is now a fully fleged member of couch
potatos union and is currently fighting for advertisments to be taken
off tv. Ofcourse this is via video since he still has not left the
couch.
Scott got his little man chopped off in a danger room sesion
and decided to go the whole way and just become a woman. He now goes by
the name Scottaleena.
Jean and Todd are now touring the world as the undefeated crash bash duo.
Kitty
moved into Robertos mansion back in Brazil and is now Mrs DeCosta and
rich. Her and Roberto make love like wild monkeys every night, and she
has now learned to like Roberto for more than his money. He is great in
bed.
And Xaivors dream in all this? With one member in the sewers,
one traveling with a toad dude, one in Brazil, once now a woman and one
extra agasty Rogue? He trained the new recruits to be his evil flying
monkeys and will randomly cackle "Fly my prettys fly!".
R&R! It will feed my insanity. Which might not be a good thing...anyway Review.