CHAPTER 2

"Sasuke-kun, here." Naruto smiled. Sasuke smiled back at him and forced him to sit on his lap.

"Eeeeek? Sasuke-kun?" Naruto looked at him.

"You like Sakura right?" Sasuke spoke directly in Naruto's ears, which tickled him.

"Uh..uh... yes..." Naruto blushed to pink.

"Did you ever confess your love?" Sasuke still spoke in his teasing voice.

"N..no.."

"Want me to tell you a special tips to win her love...?"

"...Eeekk?" Naruto did not dare to look back at Sasuke.

"A girl." Sasuke drew close to Naruto.

"likes a guy who can kiss good." Then he placed his lips with Naruto's, kissing him.

"Mmmmmnnn!" Naruto tried to push him out, but Sasuke did not let his tongue out. He continued, down to Naruto's neck, until Naruto finally suceeded to push him out.

"What...What was that!" Naruto yelled.

"It was a little tip for you."

"You, you, that's not what you did. You ki...ki...ki..." Naruto grew red as he tried to let out the word.

"Kiss?" Sasuke looked at him funnily.

"Waahhhhh!" Naruto covered Sasuke's mouth. Noticing Naruto's pure virginity, Sasuke laughed, and drank the water out of the cup.

"That was your first kiss."

"...!" Naruto turned his face away from Sasuke.

"Hahahaha, all-guys school is funny, damn." Sasuke layed on the sofa turning on the TV.

"Okay, I won't do it anymore," Sasuke said as he opened a bag of chips. Naruto, still red, sat down on the sofa, and looked at Sasuke.

"What?" Sasuke felt Naruto's eyes staring straight at him.

"Is...is... it true that girls like guys... who can kiss good...?" Naruto asked carefully, and Sasuke, again, burst into laughing.

"yah, why not." He managed to say.

"Then...! Teach me...!" Naruto closed his eyes, and Sasuke couldn't even laugh because he was being so serious. He held on to his laugh for a moment then, and touched Naruto's baby skin with tip of his fingers. Naruto twitched, but Sasuke only smirked, putting his arm around Naruto's neck.

"So, you really want to know, Uzumaki?"

"...I..!" Blushing, Naruto opened his eyes, but noticed Sasuke's face was right in front of him and quickly closed his lids again. For somewhat reason, he was afriad of looking directly at Sasuke's eyes. It seemed like it knew every part of him, chewing up his soul. There was somewhat moment of silence between them and Sasuke smiled, whispering to Naruto.

"Kiss me."

Naruto opened his eyes again, surprised.

"Eeeekkk?"

"Kiss me, and I'll tell you if it's a good one or not." Sasuke sat back at the sofa.

"I...I... I don't know how to kiss!"

"Try" Sasuke bit on a chip.

"Are... are you serious about this... Sasuke-kun...?" Naruto looked at him.

"Come on, it's just a kiss. There are more delightful stuff at the... wah?"

'BUMP!'

"What the... fuck...?" Sasuke stared at Naruto, who was crashing his teeth on to his.

"Idiot! You're fucking breaking my teeth! That's not a kiss!" Sasuke smacked Naruto's head as he stood up and pushed Naruto.

"You... you said to try... to kiss..." Naruto looked at the floor, ashamed.

"I said try to kiss, not break my teeth. Uzumaki." Sasuke sighed.

"...I'm... I'm sorry... Was it bad...?"

"I'll give it a F." Sasuke smirked.

"Then how do you... kiss... so good...?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Haha, you thought I do huh." Sasuke teased Naruto again, who was blushing.

"It's just my skill. It takes practice. You. know?" Sasuke came two centimeters just away from Naruto's face. He stared at Naruto's innocent eyes, which Naruto stared backed at him, feeling embarrasment.

"Can.. I try again...?" Naruto asked.

"No. That was Lesson 1. You need to pay me back for this, Uzumaki." Sasuke pointed at the kitchen.

"Food? Uh, okay!" Naruto smiled as he tried grabbed ramen from the top shelf.

"Iruka-sensei always took it out for me..." Naruto complained.

Sasuke then sighed again, throwing the ramen at him as he grabbed it.

"You are useless." He said as he went back to the sofa. Then he grew bored of TV and looked at the fish tank. A goldfish was swimming around the cellphone, and he noticed Kakashi had made it waterproof.

"That idiot..."

It was vibrating in the tank, and it was so disturbing that he wanted to go out and beat the crap out of Kakashi-san, but he stopped as he saw Naruto struggling with the ramen.

"This is one hell of an idiot too."

Sasuke pushed Naruto away and put the apron on.

Then he threw everything in he saw, and glared at Naruto.

"What's so hard about that!"

"Sasuke-kun, you... eekk... careful!" Naruto yelled, but the pot was already long gone exploded.

"Naruto I'm home!" The door was opened and Iruka came in.

"IRUKA-SENSEI!" Naruto tried to cover the stained wall.

"Naruto, what is... that...?" Too bad. Iruka had already seen Sasuke with pink frilly apron and ramen noodles on his hair...

"And...who... is he...?"

"Iruka-sensei, he's... my classmate! His name is Sasuke, and he wanted to come to my house, but.. um... yah... we were trying to cook and..." Naruto tried to explain quickly.

"Hello, there, kawaii Naruto-chan!" There suddenly came a voice from the door, and Sasuke, who recognized at instant, sighed.

"You're amazing. Naruto-chan. How can you make that ice prince wear the apron?" The writer smiled.

"H...hi... Iruka-sensei... is he our.. guest...?" Naruto asked, and Iruka blushed.

"He's... He's... um.. my friend..."

"Friend...?" Naruto stared at the gray haired man (not old though) with curiosity.

"Sir..., do you know Sasuke...?"

Kakshi grinned, replying, "He's my nephew!Isn't he so adorable?"

Sasuke sighed again, calming down his anger, while Naruto was excited that he saw Hatake Kakashi in real person. "Wow! I read your books, Hatake-sensei, you're my favorite author! I especially liked the one called 'Kiss for My Nephew'! It was really touching and of course, extremely cute what you said about your nephew!"

"Haha, Sasuke was the model! I'm glad you liked it." Kakashi smiled as Naruto did.

"When did you...make.. that kind of book...!" Sasuke yelled.

"Aw, comeone, you know you're cute"

"It's good that everyone knows each other. Sasuke, you should come to our house often, too." Iruka patted Sasuke's head, who barely managed to not slap his hands.