"Just A Normal Day"
Chapter Three
"Underpants"
A/N: I am so sorry I haven't updated this. I just had major writer's block. However, I think I can manage to finish this now.
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine except for…no wait…. I ate his soul….hmm…(thinks hard)…..nope...nothing belongs to me.
This is dedicated to all those people who are in the corner with torches and pitchforks to flay me for not updating… PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE DON'T HURT ME!---ahem...anyways… here you go…
As Riku walked along the beach of Destiney Island he thought about how great yesterday was. He was really pleased with the work he had done, and today would bring more humiliation for Sora. Getting Kairi also was just a perk. He stopped out side Kairi's window and whistled. Yuffie came out waving a pink bra and some panties with Kairi's name on them. He held out a brown paper bag, and she put them inside.
"Now what Riku?" she asked jumping up and down. Riku had called Leon the night before and told him about his plans. In turn Leon asked Yuffie to get Kairi's undergarments and give them to Riku when he gave the signal.
"Now we go to our first day of high school," he said evilly.
---6 hours later. It is 3:30. The flag pole---
"Hey Riku," Sora said.
"Hey Sora, I hope you have no hard feelings for the rock thing," Riku said tactfully.
"None at all. It's the weirdest thing though. The other day Kairi got worms poured on her and blamed it on me after she threw a coconut at me!" Sora whined.
"You don't say," Riku said trying to hold back his laughter. By this time Sora had leaned against the flag pole and people were starting to gather around it.
"We made up though," Sora said grinning.
"SORA! HOW COULD YOU!" Kairi screamed just before slapping him. That sent the whole school into fits of laughter. Riku had to struggle to keep his nerve.
"What?" he asked frantically.
"Look up!" she shrieked. He looked up and saw her pink underwear waving at him in the wind. 'Oh Hell no,' he thought.
"Kairi, I didn't… I swear I didn't," he said.
"Whatever, it's over Sora. Never call me again," She screamed before running away in tears.
Sora ran after her leaving Riku in a state of pure delight.
He walked home from school grinning at his job well done. 'I have ruined their high school careers in one day. Kairi will never be able to show her face again, and Sora will never get another girlfriend because Kairi will no doubt spread word that he's a jerk. Life is good. And they will never know it was me who did it all. I would like to thank all those Riku fans. Bow to me,' he mused.
He was right. Lifeis good.
FIN.
Yay! All finished! Ok, I know it's short, but it's the best I have for this. Read and review.
Later