Noob gasped as he felt his lungs reform. Vicious zombies, ready to eat his flesh and use it to restore their own bodies, surrounded him.
"Vile creatures. Be gone."
Noob surrounded himself with a purple aura. Seconds after, anything near Noob was obliterated in purple light.
"Damn that Smoke… he probably went to find Sub-Zero. No matter. I'll continue my quest alone."
Noob scanned the area around him psychically. A mile away was a hill surrounded by thousands of demons. The demons stared blankly into the sky, waiting for orders from their master, who was probably killed.
"Perfect."
Noob vanished and reappeared on top of the hill.
"Listen up, you worthless bastards! I am Noob Saibot, one of the greatest specters you'll ever find! I will be your new master!"
One of the demons stepped forward from the crowd. He raised a bloody, cracked katana and charged up the hill at the shadow specter. Noob grabbed the blade, snapped it in half, and proceeded to rip the demon's spine out. He threw the corpse at the feet of a group of zombies, who greedily feasted upon his limbs and organs.
"Whoever defies me will perish in a most unpleasant manner. So, FOLLOW ME OR DIE!"
The demons stopped, looked, and bowed as Noob raised his fist into the air.
"Good. Now, these demons will be fitted with…'proper' equipment and powers."
Noob led his newly created demon army into an abandoned castle. As he quickly fixed up the place with telekinetic powers, he thought of what to make out of these demons.
When he finished, he led the army outside the castle and filed them neatly into sections.
He then looked at the first three sections, and blasted them with darkness. Each demon yelled in agony as their bodies were re-shaped and reformed.
By the time Noob was done with the army, the deformed and bleeding demons with broken weapons were now each outfitted with a black ninja outfit with metal masks, armguards, katanas, scythes, shuriken, bows and arrows, and, of course, the ability to summon darkness to use for attack, defense, or distraction.
"Perfect. My new army will destroy and ravage the Netherrealm, and soon, all the realms with fall in control of the Shadow-Ryu Army!"