Inuyasha Give me a story
I do not own Inuyasha. But I do have Naraku tied up at the moment. As soon as I'm finished making my perfect bubblegum replica of him then I will return him.
Part One Snow White Chapter 5
Poor little Rin had awoken from her nap early thanks to Kohaku and Kanna having a little prank war in the hall. She discovered the score to be Kohaku 7 to Kanna 4. Kanna was walking the hall with blue juice in her hair and green paint on her dress. She was obviously wearing a scowl. She then saw a cranky Rin and said, "I wish to make a deal." Rin who was in a bad enough mood said, "You wake me up and now you want to make a deal. I'm listening." Kanna said, "I want you to help me teach that boy how to pull a prank. That is if you know any good ones." Rin smiled and said evilly, "Are you kidding? I have Jaken watching his back every other day. But there is a problem. As you have noticed, I did not get that much sleep thanks to your acquiring of new garments. So I need something to calm my nerves before I get both of you with one of my own pranks." Kanna said, "How about I tell you more of the story while we work on it." They shook hands.
The story part five
The queen sat in her room with an angry scowl upon her face. Her magic mirror was laughing at her without fear of the consequences. She shut it up by throwing a metal bar into the wall next to it. She needed a disguise that would get the little princess to open the door. She then grabbed a book strangely titled Witchcraft disguises for dummies. She looked in and saw a very good looking passage called demon essence. She read aloud, "Take a hair of a demon and add it to this potion and you will take the form of the demon who's hair you took. Please keep in mind that we will not be held responsible for any demon hunters who… Whatever. All I need is the hair of a demon and I can take care of that little brat. Mirror! Show a good candidate to me." The mirror did as it was told and showed a woman dressed in an awfully scanty looking ensemble. But the queen simply said, "I'll take it." She went and collected the sample from the demoness who apparently was killed moments later by the hunter.
(Rin: You're not placing the chamber pot on the right plank. You are supposed to put it on the plank next to the wusabi extract. When he gets a mouthful of the extract then the plank will give him a mouth full of the chamber pot contents.) (Kanna: Is this not a little mean?) (Rin: You disturb my nap, you face the crankiness and all that comes with it.)
The queen put the potion together and drank it. She immediately turned into the demoness. She frowned and said, "Her ass is slimmer than mine. I must say I think I'll steal her whole head of hair next time." Anyway she went to the forest again and knocked on the door again. Rin, Who was reading a book called Recognizing Witchcraft ddisguises for Dummies, looked out the peep hole to see a sixteen year old woman who looked like some of the pictures Renkotsu kept under his mattress. She held up a pair of shears and said, "Hi, I'm Yura and I'm giving haircuts to the needy." The queen thought that she was being stupid with that line. But the princess opened the door and said, "I do need a haircut. But I just want it trimmed. The bangs should be shortened a little and the back should be groomed to where it won't stick out at all angles." The queen pulled out a comb and said, "Sure." She was going to have a lot of fun with messing up Rin's hair. Unfortunately she found out that her shears couldn't cut a blade of grass. So, she just had to go with the backup plan. She pulled out an enchanted comb and put it in her hair. The princess fell over asleep.
(Kanna: What are you writing?) (Rin: A little love note. Do You have any spare garments?) (Kanna: Yes. Why?) (Rin: staring with a smile.) (Kanna: Smiles evilly. I like the way you think. Use his testosterone against him.)
The band returned that night and saw her asleep on the floor. They then saw a comb in her hair. Suikotsu removed it and Rin awoke. She told them what happened. They simply said that next time she scare them away with Mukotsu's cooking. She nodded. Meanwhile the queen was at the castle missing Yura's ass on her. But she then turned to the mirror. She said, "Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who is fairest of us all?" The mirror replied, "I suppose you want the truth. Well you are not going to like it. You see the problem with an enchanted comb is that it can be removed and that is what happened. Rin is still more fair. The queen was so furious that she had to relieve her stress on the first living thing she looked at. Unfortunately she was looking at herself in the mirror and began bang her head against the wall.
"Remember. I'll keep a look out and I'll knock twice when he passes me." Rin ran from the room. She put a pair of disheveled garments on the floor and ran to the next hall. There was an audience waiting there for the prank. Naraku and Kikyo were staring from the other room thinking that whatever Kohaku did was enough to get the kid mad. The band of seven looked in the hall from the other side. Kohaku passed and rin knocked twice. Kanna then said, "I was waiting for you." He noticed the clothes in the hall. He felt his pants get a little tighter. She then said, "Come into my room if you want more." She said in an overly sexy voice. He walked into the hall. Kanna sprung the trap. A glop of wusabi extract made its way into his face. Then a full chamber pot hit him in the face. Now, not only was there a foul taste in his mouth but he felt like he was on fire. Kanna ran out of the room and high-fived Rin. Then they looked at Kohaku and said, "Never make the girls mad."
R&R. Oh and please expect a prank war fic but first I need the material. I'll start on it when I have five pranks to pull. This will be a KannaxKohaku fic so be sure they involve them. This will be author participation.