Oh, I sure wish I could own TOS one day, but Namco won't let me, It was written in my alphabet soup this afternoon….
Fools of symphonia Chapter 2 the secrets of Genis's powers
This time, our brave heroes will try to reach the Martel temple to start their adventure… will they succeed? …. Read and find out!
"Oh, the path is long, can't we take Noiche?" asked Colette while covering her ankle with her hand.
"Stop whining you pest" mumbled Genis while cooking some sandwiches for the group.
" I can see motorcycles coming this way!" Said Lloyd in a relief, since they could get a lift.
The group took out their "weapons…" and attacked the bikers, taking therefore their bicycles.
"Oh cool! Now we can go faster!" Said Lloyd in excitement.
"Oh no.. we can't ride those…"Whined Genis while doing the most long face you ever seen
"What is wrong? Oh now I see why.. those are "FORD" Bicycles… let's walk then…"
Genis and Lloyd took their things and prepared to go on, but Colette was missing…
"I won't be hanging with you guys more longer, I dun want to die, so I shall not become that fuc chosen! Take this, it's a token of my appreciation for all those years you drooled over me Lloyd! Colette then disappeared on the horizon with her new "FORD" bike.
"She left me her hamster Bubu… I am so proud…And about that drooling thing, it only happened once… --What do you mean? --Well I slept in her bed and she slept on the floor… and I kind of drooled on her all night… and her mother had to do CPR to reanimate her in the morning.. that is why she seems so mentally affected…"
"Oh now I get it, that's why she was always smiling!"
Raine then passed by, going back to take Colette…
"Hey kids, weren't you in school? I told you not to get out! I AM MAAAD!"
"Oh don't scold us! We .. eum.. lost Colette on the way.. She's gone to become a hell's angel instead of a chosen…" Said Lloyd with the tone of a kid that was about to get beaten after committing a wrong act.
"hmm.. this ain't that bad… I could then become the chosen… and be closer to my albinos Iggdrassil…" Raine started to daydream…
"Watch out! Enemies are coming! What were you thinking, Genis! Wandering like that in the middle of nowhere and running into a big purple dinosaur-like creature? Anyways, let's fight it.." Shouted Lloyd to Genis before getting his wooden swords ready.
"TEMPEST! SWORD RAIN! SONIC TRUST!" Screamed Lloyd for no reason. "Why are you just standing there shouting random words, Lloyd? Oh those words just came to me, I think I'll learn what they are later when I'll have done some move about a strict amount of times.. This game is so predictable…" While Genis and Lloyd were fighting each other, Raine found an ex-sphere and a key crest lying on the ground in the middle of nowhere, so placed it on her skin, and became a savage prehistoric girl.
"Look Genis, Raine is beating the crap out of that random enemy! Oh and to add to this fun, we gained 22 experiences because of the 2 times experience we bought before the game started!" … Then, Lloyd and Genis looked at each other as if nothing of this should have been told…..….
Kratos, wandering by, decided to stop and ask his way to the group of weirdos
"Excuse me, which way is to the chosen thingy? I kindda lost my way…"
"hookabooga!" replied Raine in a deep voice.
"You are creepy Raine… Hope you don't remain that way! And even if she does, her courses will be funnier! Come on Genis, don't take her Ex-Sphere out yet, it could be fun!"
"Hey, where are you going Lloyd? Well to the Martel temple of course, duh! Oh could I go with you? suuuuuuuuuuuure, but how can you know my name? We just met! Hmm… tough luck? Yea, everybody says so, even the weird looking kid there Eum, that's your friend you just spoke with… OH NOT YOU TOO! ANOTHER ONE MESSING WITH MY MEMORY! Eum… can we go now? I feel like having a cheeseburger, so I sure hope we can find a Mc Donald close to that temple…"
The Crazy group decided to walk the 1 km left to the temple while singing "come sail away" by Styx, since the song is so catchy…
IS IT OVER? NO WAY! NEXT CHAPTER, COLETTE GETS HER OWN CHAPTER! THINK OF HOW FUNNY IT COULD TURN OUT!
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