ENJOY! (by the way "Fullmetal Alchemist"... BUT I DO OWN SUSMAI MOCHII!)
Roy and Susmai had gone on a date after work was over, and it was a lovely date. A nice candle-lit dinner in a dark place with dark colors. After that, they went on a moonlit walk on the beach (everyone go Awwwww)
But what they DIDN'T know was that everyone was following them on their date. Hughes leading the way, and taping the conversations they had together where every Roy and Susmai went. Using it for blackmail for Christmas parties when the two get drunk at the party.
It was after the date, the next day, at HQ, in the mess hall when a random officer, whom was new, just found out that Major Mochii, The Electrical Alchemist, was going out with Colonel Mustang, The Flame Alchemist.
So, he shouted across the mess hall; "MAJOR MOCHII! YOU HOOKER! GOING OUT WITH THE COLONEL TO GET A PROMOTION!" and he sat down
Havoc, Hughes, Hawkeye, Breda, Falman, Furry, Mustang, and Armstrong all gasped and stared at Mochii.
And because I'm me, she was cutting up her food with a sharp, metal knife, (steak knife) and jammed the knife one and a half inches into the table and stood up.
Everyone looked at her as the room became silent.
Roy swallowed the air that was stuck in his throat.
And Susmai cleared her throat and said in a loud, bold voice; "I PREFER THE TERM PROSTITUTE!" and sat back down
Hughes fell on the floor laughing instantly and the others gaped at her in shock. (And Roy nearly lost his soul)
Roy slumped under the table in embarrassment and shame, and wrapped his arms around his legs
Meanwhile, the mess hall became a roaring thunder of laughter, Major Mochii started to hum a happy tune, and the knife hole lasted a whole month before anyone bothered fixed it.
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