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It was a little after night had fallen that Shippo and Kagome had returned. 'It didn't seem like that much of a walk last time. Why did it take so long?' Kagome thought. Something was definitely up with this whole situation. By the looks of it, foxes where really in danger, but why would someone endanger 'foxes' instead of other things? It seemed like someone was purposely trying to draw out Shippo, and knowing Shippo would go to Kagome first, they were trying to draw out her also. It was like this was a scheme. But that still didn't make sense why they wanted her and Shippo, or why it took longer to get to their destination as they were going back. Kagome was torn away from her thoughts when Inu-Yasha jumped off a tree and was right in front of her.
"Where were you? Thanks to you, we couldn't get any farther to Kaede's villiage! Where'd you run off too anyhow? And why are you clothes all black with smoke? You didn't get into trouble did you! Man, you guys can never keep in one place!" Inu-Yasha went rambling on but Kagome didn't hear him because Sango and Miroku where hugging them both and trying to make sure she was ok.
"Its no big deal. Im sorry I worried you guys, I went with Shippo to help a few foxes out of a fire." Kagome said.
"Fire? How'd it start?"
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"So you figure someone either is after you or Shippo or both?" Sango asked. Kagome nodded.
"I wouldn't beg to differ." Miroku said, looking at Sango as she nodded in agreement.
"In fact, I know just the youkai who is after Kagome-Sama."
A tiny voice said jumping onto Inu-Yasha's head.
"How was Mexico?" Sango asked him dully.
"Hot. I traveled by cheetah." Myoga replied sarcastically.
"So someone is after me?" Kagome asked him, he jumped onto her hand.
"His name is Hirujoktsu. Or Hiru for short. He's not a real evil youkai, but he is sure annoying. Even though Inu-Yasha-sama begs to differ, Kagome-sama is a very attractive women and most men would kill to have her. Hiru, well, he happened to spot Kagome."
"So…how do you defeat him?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Do not kill him. He's too innocent. He hasn't killed anyone ever, maybe wounded but never killed. So in order to get him to go away, you have to either give Kagome up,"
"Hey!"
"OR someone has to kiss Kagome-sama in front of Hiru. That's why he's not going for Sango, since Miroku had kissed her before."
(spoiler)
"Kagome and Inu-Yasha have kissed before!" Shippo exclaimed referring to the second movie. Inu-Yasha and Kagome turned bright red.
"Yes, but not in front of Hiru." Myoga said. Kagome felt a crimson blush appear on her face and she looked down and started to fiddle with her fingers which somehow begame more interesting.
"Ooh! Ooh! I'll kiss her!" Miroku voulentered. Inu-Yasha growled lowly and Sango hit him upside the head.
"I bet Koga would do it!" Shippo suggested. Inu-Yasha growled louder this time.
"Maybe theres a way you can get that Hobo guy here and he'll do it!" Inu-Yasha said, mocking them trying to sound stupid which worked. Kagome looked at him.
"Are you serious?"
"Yea im serious—no way are you that dumb?"
Kagome rolled her eyes and looked into the fire.
'I didn't mean that.' Inu-Yasha thought. 'I'll do it. WHY CANT I SAY THAT OUTLOUD'
"Since you already know about me…" A deep masculine voice yelled through the trees. "How about I show myself?"
A man with long blue midnight hair straped in a ponytail much like Koga's, and a long and wide silver sword much like Bankotsu's layed on his shoulder as if it weigh nothing. He was very hansome, with shinning teeth as white as snow and his two fangs glistened. He shot a suave look at Kagome. She seemed to melt in it.
"He's Kawaii! Oh Hiru-kun!" Kagome giggled.
"N-nani?" Inu-Yasha gasped. "Kagome!"
"It is not her Inu-Yasha, it seems Hiru has put a spell on her!" Miroku exclaimed.
"He is sort of cute though." Sango admitted. Miroku glared at the man.
"How dare you swoon my women!" He shouted. Sango blushed. Hiru laughed.
"Im not here for her. Come here Kagome."
Kagome's eyes seemed to turn into hearts.
'Nani! Ew no!' Kagome thought.
"Alright, Hiru-Kun!"
'Kun? KUN? AHHH'
"You're kidding me!" Inu-Yasha yelled. Myoga decided to take action.
"Let her go! She's taken!" He yelled. Kagome seemed to trip.
"I am?"
Shippo smirked evilly. "Ya."
Sango and Miroku smiled evilly too.
"Really? By whom?" Hiru asked.
Everyone pointed to Inu-Yasha.
"Nani?" Kagome and Inu-Yasha both yelled. Miroku 'accidently' pushed Kagome into Inu-Yasha and Sango 'accidently' pushed Inu-Yasha into Kagome while on mistake, Shippo made sure there lips touched. Hiru frowned.
"Very well then." He sighed and looked dreamily at Kagome. "And you were one of the prettiest." He said turning to leave he took his sword and swung it around him, as he slowly started to dissolve.
Kagome screamed and broke apart from the hanyou turning as red as a cherry. Inu-Yasha was even redder. They looked at eachother and then looked away shyly. Sango and Miroku gave eachother a high five and Shippo smiled widely.
Koibito placed a hand on her lips and gasp. "Oh me, oh my! That wasn't supposed to happen. They ruined it. I was suppose to be the perfect kiss for the two…"
"Yea I know! That oversized orange squirrel, human-shaped purple berry, and overlooking taijiya got in the way!" Her brother, Bakatsuni, exclaimed.
"Shut it Baka." Koibito snapped. Bakatsuni frown and put on a face of discouragment.
"I really do hate that nickname…" He moped.
"Its not as bad as mine," Koibito's other brother, Yaroni snapped.
"Shut it Yaro…" Koibito snapped. Yaroni whimpered.
"Why Mother, Father?" Yaro and Baka mumbled in unison. Koibito looked down as she realized Kagome and Inu-Yasha were avoiding eye contact. She sighed,
'Stupid fools. I know they were trying to get Hirujoktsu away from Kagome but still they're missing the whole point here and that love they have to be in love! They have to kiss at their own accord then it'll mean something!' Koibito's anger and frustration was building up.
"THEY HAVE TO BE IN LOVE!" She screamed. Baka and Yaro screeched and hid in a bush.
(a/n: Yaro means 'bee-stard' and Baka means idiot while Koibito means lover)
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