Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or XBOX (I do have one, but its my sister's..). All I own is a field hockey stick... which I can beat people with! Muhahahaa!

A/n- Thanks again to all that read and review! ..Koenma and Kuwabara as gay lovers? I don't know where that came from when I typed it last time... O.o...But, they aren't going to be gay lovers. I was only kidding, but that would be funny...and disturbing...O.o... Anywho, here's Chapter 3!

Home Movies

Part Three: Kids Will Be Kids

"So, what are you little runts up to?" Yusuke asked, while filming them with the camera.

Hisashi, Tamae and Chisami were all seated in front of the 32" TV located on top of a TV stand on the far end of the living room. Hisashi and Tamae had controllers in hand and seemed to be playing an XBOX game. Chisami sat a few feet away from Hisashi, staring at him and letting out a dreamy sigh every now and then.

"Playing video games," Hisashi responded without peeling his eyes from the screen. A bit of cheery music played. "Yeah! I killed you!"

"Hey! No fair! I want a rematch!" Tamae whined.

"NO! I won fair and square and you know it!" Hisashi argued.

"Hisashi, just play one more game, or she'll be complaining all day," Yusuke mumbled to Hisashi.

"Fine!" Hisashi said, sounding annoyed. "But only if I get to be the tadpole looking guy with the human head!"

"But I wanted to be him!" Tamae whined, yet again.

"You can be the skinny, purple guy," Hisashi said.

"He looks like an anorexic Barney..." Yusuke said, looking at the TV.

"What does anorexic mean, Daddy?" Tamae asked curiously, looking over at Yusuke.

Before Yusuke could give an answer, Hisashi spoke. "Anorexic means that you eat a lot of food and throw it up so you don't get fat," he chimed in, trying to sound smart.

"Actually, Sashi... May I call you that?... Umm... I don't mean to be rude if I correct you, but that's when someone is bulimic... Anorexic is when you don't eat anything..." Chisami said shyly, while blushing. She looked up at Hisashi, who was staring at her, and batted her eyelashes. She let out a cute, yet nervous giggle.

Hisashi just stared at her for a second and mumbled, "Whatever." His attention was, once again, claimed by the TV.

Chisami let out a hopeless sigh and stared longingly at Hisashi again. Yusuke backed away from the group of kids to film from a different angle. He focused in on Chisami's dreamy looking face and then switched over to the back of Hisashi's head, staring straight ahead at the TV.

"It looks like someone's got a crush on Hisashi. He does get his good looks from his father, who just happens to be me," Yusuke said. He turned the camera around to face him and flicked his hair back with his other hand as if he were a male supermodel. He then turned the camera's attention back on the kids. "Wow, that made me sound conceited... Anyway, let's have a little fun."

Yusuke walked over to Tamae, who was seated on Hisashi's right, and whispered in her ear, "Look over at Chisami. I wonder why she's looking at Hisashi like that..." Tamae got a perplexed look on her little, innocent face and glanced over at Chisami. Yusuke backed away to get a better view of the scene again.

"Hey, Chisami. Why are you staring at Hisashi with those googly eyes?" Tamae asked Chisami, as she looked at her.

Chisami immediately looked down at the floor and turned redder than a tomato. "Umm...uh..." were the only things that came out of her mouth.

"It's because she has a crush on our man Hisashi," Yusuke blurted out. "Whoops! Shouldn't of said that..."

Hisashi looked away from the TV screen to look over at a giggling Tamae and Yusuke, who was filming, and then over at a blushing Chisami.

"Do you really like me, Chisami?" Hisashi inquired.

"...yes..." Chisami said meekly, while still looking down at a very fascinating spot on the carpet.

"Oh, ok," Hisashi said carelessly and looked back over at the TV.

At that moment, a few tears fell down Chisami's flushed cheeks. Slowly, she got up and walked out of the room. Hisashi didn't even look away from the TV for a second.

"Ouch! Rejection AND the cold-shoulder!" Yusuke said quietly enough that only the camera picked it up.

"Hey, Sashi!" Tamae said angrily. "Didn't you just notice that Chisami left the room? You hurt her feelings!"

"So, what's your point?" Hisashi asked, while pausing the game.

"That it wasn't very nice." Tamae said.

"So? What did you expect me to do?" Hisashi inquired. "Was I supposed to kiss her?" He got a puzzled look on his face.

"Maybe..." Tamae answered.

"Eww!" Hisashi exclaimed as his face scrunched up. "Girls have cooties!"

"But I'm a girl and you don't mind me!" Tamae shouted and stood up, as if taking his last statement offensively.

"Yeah, but you're different..." Hisashi said.

"No, I'm not!" Tamae yelled.

"Yes, you are!" Hisashi said and stood up, trying to tower over Tamae.

"No! I'm not!"

"Yes! You are!"

"Could you kids maybe be a little angrier and louder so I can get more of an angry feeling?" Yusuke said, moving around to get different shots of the bickering.

"NO! I'm not!"

"YES! You are!"

"Thanks, kids!" Yusuke exclaimed, even though they didn't seem to hear him.

"NO! I'M NOT!"

"YES! YOU ARE!"

"This brings back memories of my childhood... even if I didn't have siblings, I still argued with people...like Keiko...or my mom... Those were good times..." Yusuke said into the camera, as the argument was still going on.

"NO! I'M NOT!"

"YES! YOU ARE!"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" someone shouted even louder and stood between the two kids. It was Keiko.

At that very moment, all shouting and talking ceased. The room became deathly quiet.

Keiko looked over at Yusuke, who immediately put a big, fake smile on his face and hid the camera behind his back.

"Yusuke!" Keiko shouted. "You better not have caused this! Or even egged it on!"

"I swear I didn't do anything!" Yusuke said, sounding frightened and putting his hands in the air, one holding the camera. If their was anything he feared most, it was a mad Keiko. Sure, he had faced deadly demons and a psychotic ex-Spirit Detective with multi personalities, but nothing scared him more than the wraith of Keiko Yukimura...Well, Keiko Urameshi now.

"Hand me that camera! Right now! I know you played some part in this!" Keiko shouted at Yusuke.

"I promise that I didn't cause it!" Yusuke said. "You can do what you want with me...just don't take away my camera." He hugged the camera tight and gave Keiko the cutest puppy dog face.

"Oh, alright...Keep it," Keiko said, giving in to the irresistible cuteness of Yusuke's face. "But, it's going away next time!" She then walked away, leaving the whole room stunned.

"Uh...Everyone, back to what you were doing..." Yusuke said nervously.

Slowly, everyone began to chatter and go back to their own business once again. Hisashi and Tamae sat back down and started playing video games again. This time they were quiet.

"Whew! That was a close one," Yusuke said to the camera, as he started filming the room again. "Let's move on to something a little more productive..." He then walked over to a corner of the room where...

--To Be Continued in Chapter 4--

-Oh, wow! This one turned out a little longer than I had intended, which is good! Anyway, who will be graced with the presence of Yusuke and his camera next? Will Yusuke cause another disruption that gets his camera taken away? Find out in the next chapter of HOME MOVIES!

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