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A/n- Woohoo! Chapter 4! The way I have it figured out, there are going to be 9-10 chapters of this story. That means that I'm almost half way done! Thanks to all the read and review! You are what keep me writing and special thanks to my bestest friend Jess for having crazy conversations with me! I use half the stuff we talk about as inspiration! Here's Chapter 4!

Home Movies

Part Four: She's Engaged To A Dumbass

Yusuke walked over to the part of the room where he had left the tripod in front of the couch. On the couch now, were Yukina and Kuwabara. He placed the camera back on the tripod and sat down next to Yukina.

Slyly, Yusuke put his arm around unsuspecting Yukina and jokingly said, "Hey, baby. You come here often?"

Yukina started to blush. Quietly, she said, "Hi, Yusuke."

"Urameshi, you better get your hands off of her before it gets ugly!" Kuwabara said angrily. Obviously, he wasn't too happy about Yusuke and little joke.

Yusuke took his arm off of Yukina and stared directly at Kuwabara. "Believe me. It's never been uglier," Yusuke said, trying very hard to keep a straight face.

Sure enough, Yusuke was right. Kuwabara had never been uglier. His head was the same oblong shape, but he had let his hair grow out past his ears. It looked like he had tried to go for the skater boy look, but it had gone horribly wrong. Also, the goatee on the bottom of his chin wasn't helping much and the unibrow he had formed needed to be plucked badly.

"Huh?" Kuwabara said, while scratching his head, as if it would help him think harder.

"Never mind," Yusuke said with a sigh. He decided to change the subject. "So, you guys are engaged."

"Yes, we are," Kuwabara said as he took Yukina's hands in his and looked at her dreamily. Yukina just sat there, blushing and smiling.

Poor Yukina... Yusuke thought as he looked at the two love birds. Kuwabara may be a nice guy, but he's dumb as a post. I hope she knows what she's getting herself into...

"Get your hands off of her you imbecile," a cold, harsh voice said from behind Kuwabara. "Or I'll kill you."

Everyone, especially Kuwabara, almost jumped through the roof because it was such a surprise. They all looked over and, sure enough, there stood Hiei.

Hiei had his eyes locked on Kuwabara in an icy glare. He was very protective of his only sister.

Quickly, Kuwabara let go of Yukina's hands and sat up straight. This seemed to satisfy Hiei because, in an instant, he was gone.

"I think I'll go talk to Botan," Yukina said sweetly. She got up from her seat next to Kuwabara and walked into the kitchen.

Yusuke scooted closer to Kuwabara and elbowed him. "Got yourself a little lady, huh, buddy? Congrats!" he said with a smirk.

"Thanks man!" Kuwabara said happily.

"You two better tie the knot before Hiei kills you," Yusuke said, sounding serious, for once.

"But, I let him marry my sister!" Kuwabara pointed out.

"You have a point there... He owes you," Yusuke said. "But, have you thought of who your best man's going to be?" When he said this, Yusuke put on a big smile.

"Umm..." Kuwabara started. He seemed to be thinking, which doesn't happen often. "I thought maybe Eikichi."

"WHAT!" Yusuke exclaimed. "You want your CAT to be your best man, instead of the guy who's saved your skin thousands of times! What kind of crap is this?" It was evident that he wasn't too happy about this.

"Eikichi has always been loyal to me, while, in the beginning, you were a bully," Kuwabara said.

"Oh, whatever. As long as I'm invited to the wedding, it's all good," Yusuke said, brushing off Kuwabara's last comment. Yusuke leaned over to Kuwabara and quietly spoke. "So, old buddy, old pal. Have you gotten some?"

"Gotten some what? Some punch?" Kuwabara said, without a clue.

"No! This isn't about punch!" Yusuke exclaimed. "Do you seriously not know what I mean when I say 'gotten some'?"

"Uh...nope," Kuwabara said, looking puzzled beyond belief.

"Come on! Even Puu knows!" Yusuke exclaimed. He turned to Puu, who had just flown into the room. "Right, Puu?"

"PUUUU!" he replied, while shaking his head. Puu flew over to the couch and plopped down right next to Yusuke, who patted him on the head.

"I still don't get it..." Kuwabara said. Now, he sounded not only stupid, but pathetic as well.

"You're impossible!" Yusuke shouted. He got up from the couch, grabbed the camera off of the tripod and walked away. He left a confused Kuwabara and a lonely Puu behind.

"He's dumb as ever... and that was a big waste of my time," Yusuke said, as he walked across the room and held the camera up to his eye. "Now, let's go find someone else to bother."

He proceeded in walking over to the dining room, which was located directly off of the living room on the left. Seated at the long table were...

--To Be Continued in Chapter 5--

-Who will Yusuke decide to bug next? And out of the remaining guests (Genkai, Puu, Koenma, Ayame, Shizuru and Hiei), who gets paired with who? (There were a few hints in there for one couple.) Who was left swinging single? Find out in the next chapter of HOME MOVIES!

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