Miroku smiled shakily.
"Now, now, don't blame your parents. Yaro and Baka are…lovely names…"
About a minute after saying that Miroku cracked up.
"It was so hard to say that with a straight face! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey! That wasn't nice at all!" Baka yelled he went to charge and Miroku and looked around blinking. "Which one of you said that? Tee-hee, hee…" he scratched his cheek sheepishly.
"You idiot! You people annoy me!" Yaro said, while blabbing on, he ran into the wall and then went to beat it up for hurting him.
Sango stifled a giggle. "Well, Im sure—heehee—many have said the—hahaha—name fits you!"
Sango and Miroku were back to back laughing like maniacs. Kagome, trying to be respectly, bowed three times and as she buckled over the third time, she busted out in laughter. Inu-Yasha even had to laugh a few times. Koibito hit her brothers heads three times providing bumps. She put her finger on her lips thoughtfully.
"Well here I would say the monk and the taijiya are together, the kitsune and old miko are single, and Inu-Yasha and Kagome are in love."
Kagome and Inu-Yasha turned red.
"Or you could say the cat youkai is with the kitsune, the old women is with the hanyou, the miko Kagome is with the monk and the taijiya is single." Baka tried.
"Or you could say their all lonely and no ones together." Yaro said. Baka nodded. "Sound about right…demo…what if one is yoai?" He said.
Koibito hit them both on the head. "Leave the match making to me. Afterally, my name does mean lover…"
"Psh! Mother and Father didn't know what they were calling you. If I had named you, I would call you BIG BOSSY WRETCH NI!" Yaro yelled. Koi chased her brother around the room yelling various insults.
Inu-Yasha coughed. Koibito then smoothed out her kimono and stopped looking idiotic.
"Forgive them…and me…" She said, bowing. "As you know, my name is Koibitoni of the Yokuera villiage."
"Tell us about yourself."
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"So…after your former lover, Naksi died in war, your life goal has been to help others fall in love?" Kagome asked the women. She nodded.
"I find that love is a very wonderful thing, even if it may hurt sometimes. I heard of a Hanyou and a Miko who many have sensed had a 'thing' goin on so I decided to check it out. Miroku, Sango, im the one who got you together."
Everyone gasped.
"How?" was all Sango could say.
"Conflics are the best way to see through someone's hidden emotions. I brought along Koharu, Kudenuskai, that Catfish guy, and others to bring you two closer. You two are my biggest success yet." Koibito said proudly, she wiped a tear from her blue eye. Baka and Yaro rolled their eyes.
"Domo Arigato." Miroku and Sango said greatfully.
"Inu-Yasha, Kagome. I brought along Menomaru, Kaguya, Hiru, Koga, and others. Im very sorry if I brought you un-needed pain." Koibito said.
"Your hanyou, hai?" Inu-Yasha asked her. Koibito smiled and nodded.
"Whats my motto?" Koi asked her brothers.
"Letgo my Eggo!" Yaro yelled. Koi hit him and yelled "NO!"
"IM HANYOU AND IM PROUD!"
"There we go…"
Everything was silent. Koibito got up and nodded.
"Thank you all very much. Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Im watching you. You're my new project. The feelings are already there! I CAN FEEL IT! I CAN!" She yelled as Baka and Yaro pushed her out of the door.
''
Koibito shivered out in the cold.
"This is a really cold night. Looks at Yaro or is that just you…"
"Oh, please." Yaro spat.
Baka looked worriedly at his sister and gave her his haori. She smiled.
"Domo, arigato."
Since they had no other place to go, they where stuck sleeping in a makeshift abandoned hut. Koibito got up.
"I'll be back." She said, walking off. She walked outside to see a man in the distance. From her sense of smell he was full youkai. He had a fluffy white tail, and long silver hair.
"Heh, that's why it got so cold." Koi mumbled to herself. As he got closer he stopped and looked at her.
"Koibito." He said.
"Sesshomaru." She smiled. "How awful to meet you once again."
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Yaro and Baka kept staring at the man. "Sis, is that Inu-Yasha?"
"No Idiots." Koibito snapped. They were on their way to go find Inu-Yasha.
"He looks like him…"
"What's with the eyeshadow?" Yaro asked. He started to laugh. "He's a fruitcake!"
Koibito hit him on the head. Sesshomaru stopped when he got to her.
"Nani do you want, fruitcake?" Koibito asked him coldly. Sesshomaru's eyes became slits.
After a little while of comebacks and smart remarks, Koi and Sesshomaru were fighting while Jaken and Baka making bets on who would win while Yaro and Rin were playing Jankendo.
Soon, Sesshommaru ended up winning by stabbing Koi in the arm. She winced and blacked out.
BLABLABLA!
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"Im not amused by you Koibito. You reek of my halfbreed brother. Where is he?"
Koibito's face cringed in disgust.
"Like I'd tell you." She spat. Sesshomaru brought out Toukijin, not bothering to us Koryotaru on her. In one fowl move, blades of gold raced towards her, she smirked, stepping on them and using them as steps to get closer to Sesshomaru. She managed to grab onto his neck, their faces inches away. Sesshomaru had never had anyone get that close. His eyes flashed red and he dug his claws into her flesh. She brought out a sword of her own and went to stab the youkai but stopped when she realized someone else was there. Sesshomaru jumped back and allowed Koi to fall to the ground, bleeding from her side.
"Sesshomaru."
"Inu-Yasha. Just the halfbreed I was looking for." Sesshomaru said, looking at his half brother. Kagome stood behind him and Sango and Miroku where riding on Kiara. (Shippo's with Kaede.)
"Lets do this." Inu-Yasha said, readying Tetsusaiga.
Sango1on1: So, how'd you like it? Please tell me in your reviews! Was it short? I dunno! R&RNF pleeze!
Sango: Aw, Koi brought us together Miroku-kun.
Miroku: I kno honey bunny!
Inu-Yasha: gags
Kagome: Sit boy
Shippo:…did I get to say ANYTHING?