Disclaimer: I don't own YYH! Never have, Never will! I'll be in therapy, trying to get over this fact, for years...

A/n- Sorry that it took mea long time to update. Got a little too busy with stuff... All of you who guessed the couples, you were right! HieiXShizuru and KoenmaXAyame were correct! It was kind of obvious though... And I don't really look at it as incest that Hiei married Shizuru and Yukina and Kuwabara are getting married. I mean, the two families are/will be only related by marriage, not blood! Now, here is the much anticipated 5th installment to Home Movies...

Home Movies

Part Five: The Rare Species

As Yusuke was getting closer to the entranceway of the dining room, he focused the camera lens in on Koenma and Ayame. They were seated at the long, oval-shaped table with their backs turned to the entranceway and Yusuke. Koenma was holding Ayame's hands. Both seemed to be staring intently into the each other's eyes. How cute...

As Yusuke was approaching them, he began talking to the camera.

"Here we have a special glimpse of the rare species, Binkinious Princious," he said, in a low tone. He focused in on the pacifier in Koenma's mouth and then on his dreamy, and oblivious, face. "It seems it has chosen a mate...and what's this?" He had the camera close in on Ayame's enormous stomach. "Either they've already proceeded in the mating rituals... or its mate has had a few too many cookies..." He began to walk closer to the couple.

By the time Yusuke had fully entered the room and was a mere 5 feet from them, Koenma had looked behind him and realized Yusuke was filming them.

"Yusuke..." Koenma said skeptically. "What are you doing?"

"Making a documentary..." Yusuke replied, quite happily.

Koenma slapped his face with his hand and shook his head slowly. Yusuke did some very... What's the word for it?... interesting things, not matter how old he got.

"When's the baby due?" Yusuke asked with much curiosity. That question seemed to pop up out of no where...

"In 2 weeks," Ayame replied, looking down at her enlarged stomach and smiling.

"Well, it should be popping out really soon, from the looks of it," Yusuke said, staring at Ayame's stomach again. Damn, that was going to be one big baby. "I assume if it's a boy, you'll be naming it after moi (me)?" He winked and smiled.

Koenma was started to look a little pissed off at Yusuke and how annoying he could be.

"We'll be naming if after me, Yusuke," Koenma said matter-of-factly, while also sounding irritated.

"But, I'm the father!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"I'm pretty sure I am," Koenma said, unenthusiastically. Ayame let out a giggle. She found it somewhat amusing to see Koenma get mad at Yusuke.

"Well, if your offspring ends up looking like me, you'll know!" Yusuke said. "How many kids are you guys planning on having anyway?"

"That's really none of your business, Yusuke," Koenma said bitterly.

"No, I think it's a reasonable question," Ayame butted in.

"Thank you, Ayame," Yusuke said. When he emphasized the word 'Ayame', he looked over at Koenma, who just rolled him eyes.

"I wouldn't mind having a lot of kids. Five to ten would be nice," Ayame said, smiling sweetly.

Yusuke and Koenma's jaws dropped down to the floor and their eyes widened. She could not be serious! Up to 10 kids? Had she had too much 'punch'? After all, Shizuru had made it,and God only knows how much liquor she put in there...

"It looks like this species won't go extinct..." Yusuke muttered for only the camera to hear.

"Umm...heh-heh...Ayame dear, why don't we cross that bridge after we have the first baby," Koenma said, letting out a nervous laugh.

"Hey hey hey, Koenma! If Ayame wants ten kids, you better get started as soon as you get the first sucker out of the way," Yusuke said, elbowing Koenma.

Koenma had about had it with Yusuke. He had passed his tolerance level for Yusuke's little jokes a long time ago. Yusuke was always so determined to bug everyone until he drove them mad. He reminded Koenma of a rotting tooth, no matter how much you brushed it, it wouldn't go away.

"Go make someone else's life a living hell, why don't you!" Koenma finally exclaimed.

"Sure thing, buddy!" Yusuke said, giving him the thumbs-up. He proceeded in walking back into the living room.

While doing that he spoke into the camera, yet again.

"He needs anger management...big time!" Yusuke said. "Now, we must follow the Prince's orders and annoy someone else..." He put on a mischievous grin and walked further into the room.

--To Be Continued in Chapter 6--

-Who's Yusuke's next victim going to be? Will it be Hiei and Shizuru, Kurama and Botan or Genkai? Or could it be Puu! How will Yusuke torment the next lucky people/person? Find out in the next chapter of HOME MOVIES!

NOW GO AND REVIEW PLEASE! ANYONE WHO REVIEWS GETS A COOKIE! IT CAN BE CHOCOLATE CHIP, OATMEAL RAISIN, DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHUNK... YOU NAME IT, YOU GOT IT! XD