Disclaimer: I don't own YYH! If I did, things would be different... I would make Hiei wear a pink tutu and go around saying "I do believe in fairies!".
A/n- Wow! I got tons of reviews on the last chapter! Thanks again to everyone who reviewed! Here are your cookies! XD -throws cookies at you- Now, here is the much anticipated Chapter 6. Hiei makes his big appearance... with his wife Shizuru of course. All of you Hiei fans can kill me now... XD Enjoy! -runs and hides behind Kuwabara to avoid pointy objects-
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Chapter 6: Wrath of a Pryomaniac
Before Yusuke walked any further into the room, he stopped short. He looked intently at his ignorant targets. A mischievous smile came across his face. Bing! Bing! Bing! That was it! An ingenious idea had hit him.
Therefore, instead of continuing to walk further into the living room, he careened more to the right and walked down the hall. He entered his (and Keiko's) bedroom, from which much clanging and banging was heard coming from.
Moments later, he emerged, clad in a mustard yellow tie and a pumpkin soup colored blazer. Oh yes, Yusuke can match clothes! In one hand he held his precious camera and in the other was one of those microphones that comes with karaoke players, of which Tamae probably owned. This particular one was pink and purple and probably from a Barbie karaoke machine. With the same smile as before still across his face, he walked back into the living room.
He walked toward the secluded corner, where Shizuru, who had a rather large tummy, and Hiei, who was sitting protectively close to her, were seated on the love seat. They were probably sitting over here to avoid the "together-ness" of which everyone else was participating in. Both of their faces grew suspicious looks as Yusuke approached. Who could ever tell what heinous crimes Yusuke was going to commit?
After setting up the tripod in front of where Shizuru and Hiei were seated, he stood in front of the camera. He was being thrown glares from Hiei. He knew after what he was going to do Hiei would most likely want to kill him, but it would all be worth it!
"BREAKING NEWS!" Yusuke exclaimed into the pink microphone. "Hiei Jaganishi finally tied the knot and get this...his sister's getting married, too! To his wife's brother at that! Coincidence? I think not!" He turned around to face the couple. "Now, Hiei, is it true that you and Kuwabara were having a hot and heavy romance about a year ago?" The "news caster" held the microphone up to Hiei, expecting him to put in his two cents.
"You haven't changed a bit, Yusuke," Hiei said, with a smirk. This quickly changed to a frown and another glare from Hiei. "Now, go pester the life out of someone else you imbecile. Or I'll make sure you regret it."
Shizuru grinned at this, as if trying to hold back a laugh. Hiei's "tough-guy" attitude could be rather funny when Yusuke annoyed him.
"Ooh! Harsh, Hiei! It seems we reached a rather touchy subject, folks," Yusuke said, looking toward the camera atop the tripod again. "Moving on, it looks like you've done a lot of damage here, my spiky-haired friend. I mean, look at the size of that sucker!" He looked over at Shizuru and pointed at her gargantuan stomach.
"Yusuke, go screw yourself," Shizuru said, giving Yusuke a death glare worthy of those given by Hiei and gave him a rather obscene hand gesture as well.
"I can just feel the love radiating over here," Yusuke said sarcastically at the camera. He quickly turned back to the annoyed couple. "How about we change the subject! How did you two end up together?"
The pink microphone was thrust in front of Shizuru and Hiei. Both showed no signs of answering and just glared.
"Oh, there's no need to answer! It must behard to talk about it, at least for Hiei...I pretty much have it figured out," Yusuke said, ignoring the silence. "Hiei, you must have left Kuwabara after he broke your heart by seeing Yukina, your own sister. Then, you tied the knot with his sister, Shizuru. Maybe as a way to get back at him for causing you such unbearable heartache. I feel your pain... and realize how screwed up your love life is..." He put his hand on his heart and sadly nodded his head at Hiei, indicating that he understood what he was going through.
Hiei gave him such intense glares that they could have easily bored holes into Yusuke.
"I will castrate your balls and feed them to my dog," Hiei said in a low, gruff and overly angered voice. Shizuru was now having even more difficulty holding back her laughs as she began snickering.
"Hiei, we don't have a dog," Shizuru pointed out, trying her hardest to suppress her chuckling. Her snickers had now turned into giggles. Who knew Shizuru to be such an easily amused person? Perhaps Hiei's anger caused by Yusuke's antics and monkey business in particular could trigger this side of her?
"Look at the upside, Hiei!" Yusuke said, looking rather scared. "You no longer have to masturbate!" He gave Hiei a fake smile as he let out a nervous laugh.
At this last comment, a ticking bomb had seemed to be set off inside of Hiei. This was the last straw. The anger had been building up inside of him ever since Yusuke had come within a 5 foot radius of him. He now needed to vent this anger. His eyes narrowed and he spoke one word to Yusuke.
"Run."
Yusuke took this as a warning or a prediction of his death. After letting out a little "Meep!", he ran off at a speed comparable to that of the speed of sound.
As Shizuru's giggles quickly turned into full blown laughing that would make your sides ache, Hiei took off after Yusuke, with his katana raised.
For moments on end, Yusuke ran up and down the living room and throughout the entire house, trying to rid himself of the crazed midget demon, who had no ambitions of giving up. Everyone seemed to notice the two black blurbs going here and there.
Finally, Yusuke hid behind Yukina and Hiei stopped dead in his tracks. He would never want to commit any sort of violent act in front of his beloved sister, or do anything that might involve her. The damn detective had used the fire demon's one weakness to prevent his death sentence! Hiei lowered his katana. He would get him later...
Hiei sheathed the katana and slowly walked back into the living room like nothing had never happened. A quivering Yusuke was left hiding behind a confused Yukina.
A few moments later, Yusuke tracked down Hisashi and had him go into the living room to get the camera.
Hisashi handed the camera back to Yusuke. Yusuke practically ripped it out of his hands and hugged it tight. He had been having this weird feeling from not having his camera for so long. Was it seperation anxiety?
Hisashi held his hand out and tapped his foot, as if waiting for his dad to give him a tip. He cleared his throat and Yusuke looked at him.
"Oh. You want me to pay you?" Yusuke said. "How about I pay you by letting you live in this house with free room and board and letting you eat everyday!"
Hisashi put his hand down and sighed in defeat. He put his head down and just walked away.
"Haha! The guilt trip works every time!" Yusuke said, sounding pleased with himself.
Instead of walking back through the house with his camera again, Yusuke decided to go outside, to avoid the flaming menace (Hiei)and have a change of scenery. He opened the front door and shot through it. Whew! Thank god Yukina had been right there, or he might've been a goner.
"Hiei has a really bad case of PMS...Pissy. Man. Syndrome!" Yusuke exclaimed into the camera.
He started walking down the darkened sidewalk that had a streetlight's light every now and then. He didn't get more than 4 feet when he heard some noises... They were coming from his backyard...
"Let's go see what that is..."
He went off into the direction of patio, but hid in the mass of the bushes along side of it.
When he finally got to his yard, he saw...
--To be continued in Chapter Seven--
-Who is that in Yusuke's backyard? Is it a burglar or maybe just one of Yusuke's friends? What does Yusuke have in store for the remaining people? Find out next time in HOME MOVIES!
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