Chapter One
Walking out of Chuck E. Cheese's I only had two things on my mind: A ride home and the thing that was sucking blood on my chest. I think everyone around me hated my guts, but that's just me talking.
"Yo, Ferezzazle!" said Corey. Yea, my name is Ferezzazle. Don't blame my parents, my mom named me when she was half awake. I think she said Fredrick, but she fell asleep naming me. My dad thought it was cool because it was the name of Alf's pet. Yea, my dad is a geek. So Back to the story, Bagel-face (Our name for Corey) was telling me about the new video system that came out in stores.
I said, "Yea, its $1200." Bagel-Face foamed at the mouth when I told him this.
"12 Benjamins!" said Bagel-Face.
"We need a go-cart to help us get the money" I firmly stated.
"Right you are Ferezzazle, and I know just where to find it" said Bagel-face while pulling out a copy of "Seymour's Magazine of Life" Magazine.
"Wow!" I said, "where did you get it?" I asked impatiently.
"Juice" said Bagel-face.
Juice was a mysterious guy, he was a member of the KF's, a social group that made sure nobody messed with them on their turf. Juice's name is actually JD. They call him that because he is obsessed with apple juice. That's what I heard.
"You know, he isn't as bad as they say" said Bagel-face.
"Yea I know, I think he can help us on our mission." I said strongly. I had no idea what he was like, but I said I knew just for attention. It's very sad.
I thought and said, "He's just like you huh Bagel-Face?" I said playfully and punching him in the arm. He started to cry on the inside. I noticed this and did a Fat Albert impression. Bagel-Face saw this and started laughing like a two-year-old on crack. I know, it's a strange analogy, but listen to his laugh, come to me, and say he didn't sound like it. You can't because it does!
"You think we should call him? Said Bagel-face.
"No, I have a better idea" I said, thinking of a genius plot.