Title: One Hot Mama
Summary: Han is thinking about Leia after the rescue and escape from the Death Star.
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: Star Wars is the property of George Lucas. No disrespect is intended.
Either I hate her, or I'm beginning to like her! This chick is something else! I've never met a woman quite like her! She can handle a blaster, thinks fast on her feet, doesn't panic...
What a woman!
Young, fearless -- and really good looking too. Though that goofy hairstyle doesn't do her justice and I know she has a body under all those layers of baggy clothes. I guess if you're a Princess, you gotta dress sorta modest... But she could be a real looker!
Those big brown eyes, she looked at Luke with such admiration in them...but I'm not jealous; I'm probably too old for her anyway. That droid -- that C3PO -- says she's a Senator too. A little too much class for a guy like me, who's just a hotshot spice smuggler with a price on his head.
Still, I wonder if... Nah! Never happen. The kid's more her type -- young, idealistic -- they both care about the Rebellion. I'm along for the money. I'll collect the reward for her rescue, and for the data on that little droid, and I'll be on my way. Pay off Jabba and get on with my life...
Must admit though, things are gonna be pretty dull without her around! Spice smugglin' ain't nothing compared to this! She's hot and keeps everything around her jumpin', that's for sure! Thinks she knows everything, too! At least, she seems to think they let us get away -- Ha!
Ain't nobody gonna track the Falcon, don't care what that chick says! Anyway, she's not for a guy like me.
But, whooee! She sure is one hot Mama! Yup! You know, I think I'm beginning to like her...