Sango1on1: Omg...That's funny! Im on my 21st chappy, and my 121 th page! Hahahahaha—ok. R&RNF pleeze!
My notes:
--((In the Tune of Here Comes Santa Claus!))
Here comes Miroku, Here come Miroku right down I'mADad lane, he's got all the medical herbs to make sure Sango's not in pain! The girl is flattered, but it don't matter cause Sango's enjoying her day, and Shippo and Kaede sit in peace and shout hurray! YAY! Lol
--((In the tune of Everyheart)) Please review, or I'll find out where you all live, everyheart has the desire to see the next day, Yes I know, Im being demanding but—hey, everyheart, doesn't want to die (unless their gonna commit) suicide! (DON'T DO! OR…Uh…well…OR ELSE! You're a wonderful strong beautiful person and nothing that happens can change that… :)…you kno, my best friend Jason committed suicide. It was sad…BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY PROBLEMS! Lol.
--Koi died. Please review what you thought about her character being in the story, I NEED 2 KNO! Lol.
--This just in, Media Miner Dot Org loved Koi in the story so I decided 2 bring her back!
--Meguru, Meguru toki no nakate! Bokutachi wa ie o sagashiru—I mean...I have Everyheart playing! Ok, Kikyouu…Kikyou…Kikiyo…Kikiyou…How do you spell it? Lol.
--Ooohhoohohooohooo yeahh…uh…Everyheart just ended. Lol. Sir Fluffikins is still here. (Whispers: He won't leave! It's annoying!)
Sir Fluffikins: What? What! R U talkin 2 me punk that's right! I want you to know—I respect you! Sllll-lllllurpyy!
Sango1on1: You know, that was apple juice I gave you, not beer.
Sir Fluffikins: (faints)
Quote: (screaming)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(breaks out in laughter)AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA0HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!
--Family guy lol
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"Miroku…" Sango breathed, opening her eyes.
"What? Are you having pains? Does anything hurt? Are you sick? Open you mouth up and say awe!"
"Awe—shut it! I cant sleep with you hovering over me like some fly!"
"I am insulted! I am not a fly, and I wasn't hovering over you…I was technically hovering over the baby." He said. Sango went to grab Hiraikotsu but Miroku stopped her.
"If you promise not to hit me with that thing for a while, I promise not to be so overprotective." Miroku said pouting in a corner. Sango agreed. She looked through the door and saw the light of morning.
"What where you doing! Its still about midnight! Are you nuts!"
"…Noooo…" Miroku squeaked. Sango screamed in frustration.
"Is that good for the baby sweetie?" Miroku asked.
Sango hit him on the head.
"Hey! You said"—
"YOU said if I promise not to hit you with 'that thing', meaning Hiraikotsu you would try not to be so overprotective!"
Miroku snapped. "I've never done this before!" He yelled.
"Done what!" Sango yelled.
"Been a dad! I don't know what to do! How to react! I don't know anything that has to do with this kind of stuff!"
"Well I don't know anything about being a mom but that's why we have to work together, Miroku!"
'Moodswing…' Miroku thought dryly. "I know Sango."
"Hey…you when's our wedding?"
"Nani!"
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Kagome rolled off the bed and onto the ground for the 8th time in this story. "Ow…" She muttered trying to get up a hitting her head on the coffee table, rolling over and banging her leg on the leg of the bed, and trying to get up while repeatedly getting her hand hit on the wall. She gave up and dropped herself, so she was lying on the ground. Inu-Yasha's ears perked up and he woke up to see his lover on the ground.
"Are u ok?" He asked her sleepily. She nodded and crawled her way into the bathroom to take a shower.
'I wonder what we're gonna do about Kikyou though. The next time we go to visit the others she'll be sure to show up wanting Inu-Yasha for her own.' Kagome thought with deep concern. 'Last time, Kikyou tried to put Inu-Yasha into a trance and bring him with her. Will she do that again? And also, Inu-Yasha still posses the Shinkon No Tama…I wonder what he'd going to do with it.'
Kagome got out of the shower and dressed, she went out of the bathroom with the mist following her out a little while before dissolving. Inu-Yasha was cuddling with a pillow still in the bed.
"Inu-Yasha?" She called softly. He grunted. "Get up."
He pulled the blanket over his head. Kagome frowned and went over to him laying beside him. "Are you awake yet sleepy head?" she asked him.
"Yes. Im very much awake." He said.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing yet, just preparing to do this"—he jumped up suddenly and kissed Kagome. She smiled and kissed him back. 'That smell…her scent…that wonderful…' Inu-Yasha thought. He kissed Kagome more forcefully, laying her next to him and rolling on top of her, loving the feeling of them pressed against one another. With hardly any control, he reached his hands up and grabbed her waist, slowly but surely pulling up her shirt.
'W-what is he doing?' Kagome thought, not minding it but still wondering. Suddenly their door opened, Inu-Yasha broke apart from Kagome letting her go and Kagome pulled the covers on top of her.
"Room service"—the women dropped everything and threw her hand to her mouth. "I am…so…sorry. Omg…I'll just be…walking away now…I—omg…so sorry."
Kagome looked horrified. "A-Ayumi?"
"Kagome!" Ayumi breathed. Underneath the covers Kagome fixed her shirt.
"Omg…what are you doing here?" She asked.
Ayumi giggled. "What are you doing here?"
Kagome blushed.
"You know her?" Inu-Yasha whispered. Kagome looked up at him.
"AHH!" She quickly covered up his ears with a pillow. "Yes, Ayumi, this is Inu-Yasha, and uh…this is Ayumi."
"Omg, this is the rude, insensitive, two-timing, total jerk, violent, possessive"—Kagome tackled Ayumi before she could say anything else. She smiled sheepishly at Inu-Yasha.
"Before we…you know." She whispered. Inu-Yasha didn't hear her though with the pillow on his ears.
Ayumi's eyes widened. "Omg, are you guys married!"
Inu-Yasha fell off the bed, and Kagome coughed several times.
"No, no-no-no, no-no no no no!" Kagome and Inu-Yasha said at the same time.
"Then what w"—Kagome glared at her and she shut up. "Yuka and Yumi are here too."
'Kuso…never really liked them…' Kagome thought.
"What's taking you Ayumi?"
'Speak of the devil…' Kagome banged her head against the wall.
"Omg who's that! He's HUNK-A-LICIOUS!" Yuka screamed while pointing to Inu-Yasha who had put on a bandana.
"Eek! Major Hottie! Kagome, who is he?" Yumi asked.
"Please say cousin,"
"Or distant brother,"
"You guys, back off." Ayumi said, then he whispered something to them.
"WE WERE NOT!" Inu-Yasha yelled. Kagome 'eww-ed' and blushed.
"Ooh, you have good hearing cutie!" Yuka said. Kagome couldn't help but to let out a growl.
"Come on Yuka, Kagome's already been to the real estate with him." Yumi said sadly.
"Oh poo!" Yuka hung her head down.
"Let's leave them be for a while." Ayumi sighed, exiting the room.
"Meet us later Kagome! And bring the hottie with you!" Yuka and Yumi yelled leaving. Kagome smiled, faking and closed the door locking it.
"So do you really think of me as rude, insensitive, two-timing, a total jerk, violent, and possessive?"
"No. That was before you told me your feelings for me were mutual to mine."
"Tell me, before then how was I these things?" He was kind of irritated right now and embarrassed from earlier.
"I called you rude because you would always call me a wench and you cussed at me an awful lot…you also didn't have very good table manners…I said you were insensitive because you never seemed to understand me at all, I called you a two-timer because you would always leave me and go see Kik-Kikyou, I said you were a total jerk because every time you did that you would never say sorry or when I was upset, you wouldn't even pretend to care. I said you violent cuz u are," She smiled cockily at that part. "I said possessive because whenever Koga or Hojo came into the picture you would get upset."
Inu-Yasha's scoffed.
"Your not mad at me are you?" Kagome asked him, her brown eyes sparkling and become all big and cute. ((AWEEE! Who's da cutesie wootsie? Who's the cutie plushie hu? Yes u are!))
"Nope." He smiled at her. "How could I be?"
Kagome smiled.
"Inu-Yasha…what are you going to do with the jewel?" Kagome asked, lying her head on his chest, his arm securely around her waist.
"I'm really not sure. First I wanted it to become full yokai, then I was hesitating, now I don't know."
"The Shinkon No Tama…both evil and good. Whoever seeks and or possess it is bound to be captured in its power. It is also said that who ever is bound to it becomes unhappy." Kagome said.
"And I believe that to be true. For example, Kikyou guarded it and lost her life, I was bound to a tree for seeking it, you were brought through the well and got attacked countless times for it, Shippo lost his father, Miroku was cursed with a wind tunnel, Sango lost her whole family…"
"But…do you think that has something to do with Naraku? Everyone who sought out the jewel also had something to do with him."
"That makes perfect sense but the fact remains Naraku is now dead and if that's so will the jewel become even purer?"
There was a long silence.
"Hey…Kag…do you wanna get married?"
"Nani!"
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'W-where am I?' Koi opened her eyes weakly. "D-did I die?" She looked over her shoulder to see Sesshomaru. "And go to hell?" She closed her eyes and sighed. Her long black hair draped over her body. She had on a rather beautiful kimono that was much like Kikyou's but had patterns laced with gold and jade.
"You shouldn't speak to me that way. I revived you. With Tenseiga."
"Tenseiga hu? No duh genius. That worthless wench succeeded in killing me hu? Probably throwing a party. Where are me brothers?" She asked. Sesshomaru sweatdropped.
"You did get them too right?" She asked.
Silence
"You didn't?"
"Nope."
"Chukuso. Thanks for nothing pal." She tried to get up. "Pretty expensive Kimono you got on me hu?"
"I do own the western lands."
Koi winced in pain as she got up on her feet. Sesshomaru surprisingly helped her up and walked her to the door.
"Where are you going?"
"To save my brothers before the wench ends up killing them." Koi said. About halfway there she dropped to the ground pouting.
"Who am I kidding? I cant do this."
"Get on." Sesshomaru said bending down. Koi blinked several times.
"Your kidding me."
"I said get on."
Koi got on his back hesitantly.
"Hold on tight." He said. Walking through his castle, earning a stare of curiosity from Rin and Jaken. After he bolted out of the door…
"YES! Master Sesshomaru totally likes her!" Rin said enthusiastically.
"Does not, Rin. Don't be so naïve and foolish." Jaken insisted.
"I bet you three yen he does."
"I bet you three yen he doesn't."
"Deal." The shook hands.
"What a foolish girl. Wandering into the castle like that." Jaken muttered.
"You don't know? Sesshomaru saved her from Lady Kikyou."
"NANI!"
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Sango1on1: Did you notice a pattern there? Lol, R&RNF!