Disclaimer:I don't own Gravitation, but I DO own my pride...(I hope)...The rightful owner of all the legal jazz is Tokyopop, Rightstuff(I hate them),Maki herself,etc.
Authors Note: This was my first fanfic, and I like my other one much better. But since 1 person asked what comes next, I shallhonor them...
PLEASE review...I don't want to keep this up for nothing...
Gravific-Chapter 4-Mobs Totally Suck
Yuki heard the usual sounds of mid-afternoon traffic. Horns honking, people screaming insults at the car in front, and engines idling. But today he heard something different. He heard that damn rumbling noise again, only louder.
From there it only took a second. There they were, screaming girls, all over his car. Short ones, skinny ones tall ones, ones that were definitely overweight. There were a few occasional gays, too. Yuki could tell that because of their homemade iron-on I love Shuichi T-shirts. Oh My God. The events had just registered in the man's mind. I hate it when this happens! His mind was screaming. I should have known what that rumbling was all about. But Why? Why me? I mean, Shuichi's here, why not go maul him?
For a minute, Yuki thought about doing what he usually did. Since this sort of thing didn't usually happen, the huge can of pepper-spray didn't cost him all that much. All of the sudden, the headline of the newspaper article he had read earlier flashed through his mind. Fan-fic Attack. He then did the most ineffective thing you could ever do to a screaming mob. He asked them a question. "Why are you guys so obsessed with me screwing a little boy?" For a fraction of a second the mob became silent and stared at him. Then they went back to being noisy and obnoxious. "Shut up and Frickin' answer me!" So about half of the mob listened. "I mean, I molest a kid. You get off on it. Literally. What the hell's your problem? By the way, I'm completely straight about life, and it was Maki who made me do all of that shit. So there. I'll tell you one true thing though, Shuichi's a fruitcake. For real. Now go jump him okay?" it was strange how most of those fans shot off in all directions. "Anybody know where Shuichi lives?" some of them screamed. Yeah Yuki thought. I do but I'm sure nor directing you towards my house.