Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Attention everyone, please! It had just been brought to my immidiate attention that Qudditch Throughout the Ages has no proper disclaimer on it. According to the page 3.464 paragrah thirteen, and the sevent hsentence in Harry Potter, A Fanfic, once a fic has exceeded the amount ot twenty chapters, another disclaimer must immidiately be posted, so every reader in the world knows that the writer in question does not in fact own the characters. The current writer in question is Richi Sama.
Richi: This is ridiculous..
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Now.. As for your punishment, you must apologze to your reveiwers for misleading them, and allowing them to think that you are the initial creator of Quidditch Throughout the Ages.
Richi: But dude!
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Apologize or I shall send you straight to Azkaban for rebellious young writers like yourself.
Richi: Fine! I'm sorry ok?
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Good, now you must state a proper disclaimer that is approximately 500-1000 words long, and it must be grammar free at all times, unlike the rest of your fiction. Do it, or suffer the consequences.
Richi: I'll do something even better! I'll ignore you and pay attention to my reviewers who love the story that is told through J.K's characters and setting and all that exatra stuff.
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: You can do no such thing!
Richi: (Snaps her fingers.) Show him the charts guys.
(Fred and George drag out a huge chart wit a bunch of lines and numbers. Katie comes out with her wand at hand.)
Katie: Now, pay attention closely, Mr. Important-stately-looking-Goblin, because I won't be explaining this twice. Emotional outburst have increased 75 since the begining of QTTA, thus increasing the readers' offbeat interaction with the characters.
Richi: Yeah! And if you look on the next chart, you'll be able to see that I myself have been in an awkward sense, have been connecting with the reviewers! For example, Goodybad and myself had a rivoting discussion about running through the halls yelling and screaming like an idiot! It's all great fun!
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Uh..
Katie: Also, people have been putting down who they think I should hook up with. Over 85 of the reviewers are rooting for the ending to be a Katie/Oliver paring, while 10 have their hearts set on the Lee/Katie pairing that has apparently set up throughout the course of the story. The other 5 simply think that Richi is on some sort of drug and can't make up her mind, or they are undecided as to who they want to see me with.
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Impressive.
Richi: Very. Katie, continue on.
Katie: Also, I would like to give you the numbers recorded from on the progress of QTTA. There are a grand total of 130 reviews, which far exceed Richi's personal goal of 100. There are 5,610 hits on QTTA which increase by the minute..
Richi: I check it all the time at school. Heh..
Katie: There are 34 readers who have this fic placed onto their favorites and 14 readers have this fic on alert so that whenever there is aan update, they will be alerted to it. In no way, shape or form has Richi ever attempted to hoodwink or brainwash these readers. They read this of their own free will, should they hate it, they hate it and should they like it they like it.
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Yes, but what about the disclaimer?
Richi: I don't own any of them except for like.. The stuff no one has ever heard of..
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Oh.. Well, that's all you had to say from the start.
Richi: But I said that at the very begining of QTTA! I don't own them!
Important-stately-looking-Goblin: Right. Well then.. Court's ajourned! Let's go out to lunch. I feel like having icecream..
Richi: (Walks off muttering.)
Katie: Uh.. Great job guys!
I'm nuts.. I know.. But the next chapter is almost done I needed to make sure you guys didn't jump off the face of the earth or something..
But I really gotta go..
And your personal acknowledgements will be coming in the next chapter because I'm seriously going to get in trouble ing like.. Two seconds if I don't stop typing.. And posting and all that. Later then.
My principal is right in here and I have to go..
Later Days
Richi Sama