kit is so happy! this story has gotten more reviews than any of her
others!
damn u: kit must say that while Inuyasha did win that thing Kagome wins all
of their arguments and she always gets him with her pranks right? it all
evens out but if it makes you happy kit will make her win more stuff ok?
Plus kit makes Inuyasha suffer being with that little clay pot bitch
Kikyou.
Chapter 4: Bubble gum bimbos and factory line meatballers
"Here's your house Inuyasha now out of my car."
"You need to stop being such a bitch. Remember I know where you live now and I still need to get you back for that little pepsi incident."
"Oh! I'm shaking in my vans. Grow up Inuyasha." He just gave her that lopsided smirk.
"Well remember what I told you scrawny. Oh shit!"
"YASHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! What are you doing with that weirdo?" Kikyou came up behind Inuyasha glaring at Kagome.
"Kikyou why the hell do you care?" Inuyasha tried to disengage her from his arm but no success.
"Go away you stupid bubble gum bimbo. No one wants you around." Kikyou leaned into Kagome's car.
"Why should you care if I hang around my Inuyashie? You just want him all to yourself don't you!?" Kagome covered her mouth and nose with her hand.
"Geeze Kikyou! Do shower in perfume or something? You absolutely reek!" Kikyou reached over to slap Kagome but as she swung her hand Kagome caught it.
"I'm not trying to steal your Inuyashie, but it's obvious that he doesn't like you and none of us do, so if your going to hang out with your precious little Inuyasha do it when I'm not around. It's absolutely sickening to see you rub yourself all over him." Kikyou yanked her hand out of Kagome's hand and flipped her hair.
"Fine then." She stormed away, obviously unhappy at the turn of events.
"What the hell is a bubble gum bimbo?" Sometime during the fight Miroku had come to his senses.
"One of those girls that says like every other word and chews huge wads of pink bubble gum. Typical stereotype dumb blonde."
"I see. So what do you call guys?"
"Factory line meatballers. If I have to tell you what that means your retaredness amazes me."
"Harsh Kagome, harsh. I'll get out here." Kagome just shrugged her shoulders and sped away as soon as Miroku was out of the car.
:::::::friday::::::::
"Ok Kags it's friday and we have nothing planned, that's a bad thing." Kagome was hitting targets in her backyard as Sango sat there and watched.
"Yea I know. Truly devastating ain't it? Lets play a little prank on Inuyasha and the guys."
"Kagome if I didn't know any better I would say you have a thing for Inuyasha."
"What!!! That pigheaded cretin? I think not."
"They why is all I hear lately 'Inuyasha this' and 'Inuyasha that.' You two have been at each others throats all weak and it's tiring."
"Don't you want to get Miroku for having that little 'panty raid' earlier this week." Sango's face glowed so red it put the crazy old neighbor lady's Christmas lights to shame.
"What do you have planned?" Kagome flopped down beside Sango as she explained her plan.
Ok sorry to stop here but kit has to think of a SUPER-DE-DUPER prank for these guys and writers block is doing it's best to prevent that. writers block: hahahahaha, behold my evilness. kit: PLEASE GO AWAY!!!! kido: stop yelling. kit: when did you get here? writers block: I'll be the cause of your insanity yet kit! kido: just shut up already, no one cares kit: really, kit went insane yearrrrrs ago writers block: oh, well I'll have to find something else to torture you with. kit: kit has to take care of a little business right now so she will update soon ok? ::glares at writers block::: Hope y'all liked, kit will update soon, promise. reviews help get rid of writers block (hint hint)
Chapter 4: Bubble gum bimbos and factory line meatballers
"Here's your house Inuyasha now out of my car."
"You need to stop being such a bitch. Remember I know where you live now and I still need to get you back for that little pepsi incident."
"Oh! I'm shaking in my vans. Grow up Inuyasha." He just gave her that lopsided smirk.
"Well remember what I told you scrawny. Oh shit!"
"YASHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! What are you doing with that weirdo?" Kikyou came up behind Inuyasha glaring at Kagome.
"Kikyou why the hell do you care?" Inuyasha tried to disengage her from his arm but no success.
"Go away you stupid bubble gum bimbo. No one wants you around." Kikyou leaned into Kagome's car.
"Why should you care if I hang around my Inuyashie? You just want him all to yourself don't you!?" Kagome covered her mouth and nose with her hand.
"Geeze Kikyou! Do shower in perfume or something? You absolutely reek!" Kikyou reached over to slap Kagome but as she swung her hand Kagome caught it.
"I'm not trying to steal your Inuyashie, but it's obvious that he doesn't like you and none of us do, so if your going to hang out with your precious little Inuyasha do it when I'm not around. It's absolutely sickening to see you rub yourself all over him." Kikyou yanked her hand out of Kagome's hand and flipped her hair.
"Fine then." She stormed away, obviously unhappy at the turn of events.
"What the hell is a bubble gum bimbo?" Sometime during the fight Miroku had come to his senses.
"One of those girls that says like every other word and chews huge wads of pink bubble gum. Typical stereotype dumb blonde."
"I see. So what do you call guys?"
"Factory line meatballers. If I have to tell you what that means your retaredness amazes me."
"Harsh Kagome, harsh. I'll get out here." Kagome just shrugged her shoulders and sped away as soon as Miroku was out of the car.
:::::::friday::::::::
"Ok Kags it's friday and we have nothing planned, that's a bad thing." Kagome was hitting targets in her backyard as Sango sat there and watched.
"Yea I know. Truly devastating ain't it? Lets play a little prank on Inuyasha and the guys."
"Kagome if I didn't know any better I would say you have a thing for Inuyasha."
"What!!! That pigheaded cretin? I think not."
"They why is all I hear lately 'Inuyasha this' and 'Inuyasha that.' You two have been at each others throats all weak and it's tiring."
"Don't you want to get Miroku for having that little 'panty raid' earlier this week." Sango's face glowed so red it put the crazy old neighbor lady's Christmas lights to shame.
"What do you have planned?" Kagome flopped down beside Sango as she explained her plan.
Ok sorry to stop here but kit has to think of a SUPER-DE-DUPER prank for these guys and writers block is doing it's best to prevent that. writers block: hahahahaha, behold my evilness. kit: PLEASE GO AWAY!!!! kido: stop yelling. kit: when did you get here? writers block: I'll be the cause of your insanity yet kit! kido: just shut up already, no one cares kit: really, kit went insane yearrrrrs ago writers block: oh, well I'll have to find something else to torture you with. kit: kit has to take care of a little business right now so she will update soon ok? ::glares at writers block::: Hope y'all liked, kit will update soon, promise. reviews help get rid of writers block (hint hint)