Disclaimer: The characters and everything belong to Tolkien, this is just a fic plenty of silliness and grammar mistakes because is the first thing I ever write in English, but the silliness is mine, so if you still want to read this very stupid fic it's your fault, any comment or correction just let me know.
That Middle Earth's Show
…One bear to bring them all and into darkness bind them….
Our Story begins in the Shire, Winsconsin, when Leo Gandalf the grey met Erick Frodo Forman Baggins, who has quite an extensive name for any other hobbit we've ever met.
-what's up man
-Leo, what brings you here?
-I forgot, but it had something to do with you.
-Can't you just remember?
-nope, but I think it has something to do with these six pack… I better go and ask my old man Saruman. Could you save me these beers with you, don't you ever drink them because we don't know what evil can be unleashed…
-you don't know or you just don't remember.
-I just don't remember, anyhow, go to Bree and I'll meet you there, bring no one with you, I'll be waiting for you
-Ok
So Erick Frodo went to Bree as Leo told him to do, but there wasn't Leo but another character
-what are you bringing there man?
-who are you?
-I'm Aragorn, but my friends call me Hyde
-Well Hyde, I'm looking for my friend, Leo Gandalf, have you seen him?
-not in a while, but he told me to bring you to Rivendale.
-you mean Rivendel.
-no man, it's a suburb.
So we have Erick and Hyde heading for Rivendale, until they met with.
-So here's where you've been Steven Aragorn Hyde son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor
-who is she –asked Erick Frodo
-she is Jacky Arwen, his father is the owner of Rivendale.
-well, are you going to come with me and ask my father for my hand?
-no
-but we have to go there, Leo is supposed to see me there.
-Ok, let's go but you own me one Erick Frodo.
So our friends arrive to Rivendale and met Jackie's father who sees Erick's six pack and kick them out of Rivendale
-You bloody bastards don't you ever bring your bloody beer into my house, and take these two morons with you!
Jacky's father kicks also Michael Legolas Kelso and Gimli Fez asses out of Rivendale.
-Ouch! That hurts –Legolas Kelso complained
-At least you were kicked in your ass –said Gimli Fez –I was kicked in the head.
-What are we supposed to do now? –asked little Erick Frodo Baggins
-We should go to the south –said Leo Gandalf
-Leo Gandalf –said Steven Aragorn Hyde, son of Arathorn and everything else you already know –why were you kicked out of Rivendale?
-I just remembered, we have to take these bears to the south, to the woods of Lorien and meet the white apron lady Kitty Galadriel and her husband Red Celeborn the Grumpy.
-You mean the wise –corrected Gimli Fez
-No the grumpy, once you meet him you'll see what I'm talking about.
-Which way is the best to get to Lorien? –asked Erick Frodo
-We should go to the Gap of Rohan, I've heard there's a hot chick named Donna Eowyn –suggested Hyde Aragorn
-I think not –said Legolas Kelso -I girl who rides horses cant' be hot, at least hotter than me, we should go to mount Caradhras, Jacky Arwen told me his father has a cabin.
-Bad Idea –said Legolas Gimli –we should go through Moria, Where my kin lives.
-Hold on men –spoke Leo Galndalf -we should let Erick Frodo decide, since he's the one who carries the bear.
-The cabin sounds good –said Erick Frodo.
So our friends went to mount Caradhras.