Note: why I'm doing this? because four crazy guysdidn't read my warnings and read this silly fic and were kind enough to send me a review, that's all, anyway I continue with my my grammar mistakes and my bad english expressions and the complete lack of sense.

Please don't get angry if you think this is too estupid, I've read worse.

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That middle earth show 2

-Great idea bringing us here –complained Aragorn Hyde –there's no cabin and we're freezing

-it's not my fault –said Legolas Kelso –I just did what Jacky Arwen told me to do since she doesn't want you to go to Rohan where hot Eowyn Donna lives

-Ok, what are we to do now –asked Gimli Fez –we still could go through the mines of Moria where my relatives live

-Or we can go to Rohan –said Aragorn Hyde

-No way! –said Legolas Kelso –Jacky Arwen make me promise you would avoid going there by pinching my pointy ear and really hurts, I tell you. So who wants to go into a very dark mine and find frightening things we can't even imagine?

-I do –said Gimli Fez

-I don't want to –said Erick Frodo Forman Baggins

-What about you Leo?

-I don't know something is telling to avoid that path.

It's your decision Hyde Aragorn –said Gimli Fez –do you want to go through the mines of Morya?

-that's cool.

-is that a yes or no? –asked Erick Frodo

-whatever –said Legolas Kelso -we're going to Morya where's plenty of chicks!

-I forgot to tell you –said Gimli Fez –Dwarf girls have beards.

-Oh crap!

So our friends entered in the mines of Morya where terrible monsters awaited them.

-It's so dark in here –complained Erick Frodo -how are we going to find the way out?

-don't worry about that man –said Leo Gandalf –I'll make some light for you

And Leo Gandalf lit up some weed

But very close to them appeared the officer Balrog.

-so what are you doing here? –said the officer Balrog

-Nothing, we're just passing by –said Erick Frodo

-Yeah, it's not like we're smoking Leo's weed anyway –said Legolas Kelso

-Would you just shut up! –yelled Hyde Aragorn

So, as you know that part the officer Balrog chased the boy arresting Leo Gandalf because he was the one who was carrying the weed. And they were banished from Morya, because trolls and goblins didn't like those nasty things.

-Great now how are going to find our way to the woods of Lorien –complained Erick Frodo

-well that sign that says to the woods of Morya may help –said Hyde Aragorn

-That'll do it –said Ercik Frodo so our friends walk into the woods of Lorien where they met with Nimrodel Laurie.

-Erick Frodo, I'm so happy to see, you just arrived in time, Red Celeborn the wise grumpy is waiting for you.

-he knows we are here? He must be very wise indeed –said Legolas Kelso

-Not really the police of Morya called him this morning and wasn't very happy since, I hope you guys enjoy staying here.

Are the guys going to meet grumpy Celeborn? We cannot tell but wait the next stupid chapter!