Authors note: this is my second fan fiction! And it's my first humor fan fiction! Hermione and Ron decide to turn Harry into a girl! Humor and maybe some romance in the end!
Hope you guys like it, R&R!
"Ron, I'm so sick of the way Harry treats me! It's like he thinks he's superior to girls! Hes so sexist!" Hermione said as she sat down next to Ron. "Yeah Mione, your right, he has been acting a little strange. He's turning in to one of those macho boys that think they are better than girls!' Ron replied. 'And I know just the way to make him change that attitude of his." Hermione said with a devilish smile.
"Oh no!" Ron yelled, after Hermione shared her plans with Ron. 'Oh come on Ron, turning him into a girl is the perfect way to make him stop treating us girls like that, and I know just the potion! He will wake up the next morning a girl and wont even no what happened!" Ron gave in to the plan and asked "but how are we going to give the potion to him with out him knowing? And what, may I ask, are we going to do if he stays a girl for the rest of his life!" Hermione pondered on the question and then responded "I have the perfect way to give it to him, and the antidote to the potion is very simple. Don't worry Ron, I have it all thought out!" she said and walked away looking rather pleased with herself.
Hermione left the library that evening with the book "Strange potions, for strange minds" in her hands. She went directly to the girls bathroom where she made the polijuice potion in there second year. She was supposed to meet Ron there.
As Hermione entered the bathroom she saw an anxious looking Ron in the corner the "Did you find the potion?' Ron asked as he looked into Hermione's hands. "Yes, and luckily, according to this book, it only takes a week to make! It can be mixed in with any beverage so we will give it to him at dinner in a week mixed in with his pumpkin juice!" she said excitedly as she opened the book to the exact page.
She separated the ingredients and followed every instruction very carefully, so as not to turn Harry into a frog. Every day Ron and Hermione would go down to the bathroom to make the potion. Harry, thinking that they were secretly dating, did not ask any questions.
By Sunday evening there potion was done. They made an antidote to use if any thing went wrong. Filling two glass flasks with the potions, they went to dinner.
Just as they had planned, Ron distracted Harry so that Hermione could slip the potion into Harry's pumpkin juice. "It actually worked!" thought Ron as Hermione put the now empty flask back into her robes. They both watched as Harry picked up his goblet and drained it, not aware that tomorrow morning he would wake up as a girl.