Who's the Better Matchmaker

Chapter 3

Sorceress Myst: Hello, welcome back! (looks around) Huh? Where is Fagtron? (Fagtron crashes through the window) …Never mind.

Fagtron: I'm gonna sing the DOOM song now!

Sorceress Myst: Fagtron! That belongs to Invader Zim's character Gir.

Fagtron: Oops

Sorceress Myst: Anyway someone asked where I got Fagtron. 6 months ago in Magic School, my teacher told my friend, Sorceress Celine, and me to make our own assistants out of a blender and a toaster. Well Sorceress Celine created Servo and I got stuck with Fagtron. She got retarded because I was hyper from too many Dr. Peppers. So to fix this I just have to teach her how to act. Now that I have completely gotten off track lets hurry up with the Disclaimer. Fagtron say what I taught you this morning.

Fagtron: (quickly) I do not own CCS or any of its characters. Got that Fagtron?

Sorceress Myst: Close enough, now on with the story!

"Xavier, I need inspiration. Not crappy love poems." Xylona said while pacing back and forth in front of her computer's video phone. (AN: Doh! I forgot him. Xavier is Xylona's boyfriend. I'll explain about him some other time. And yes I am obsessed with names that begin with X.) Xavier just watched her pace back and forth. "Well aren't you trying to get two people together my sweet?" asked the red haired boy.

"That doesn't have anything to do with poems!" Wailed Xylona. Xavier grinned and said in a low voice, "It's just my way to say I love you. Now why are you so panicked? You just had a good idea earlier."

"I know but I need back-ups, Eriol no doubt has another plan and-"

"And you will win, I know you will. But for the record, why not invite them to a pool party and then use that magic of yours to snap off Sakura's bikini top? Clever no?"

"No that's not clever it's perverted. Plus all that would accomplish is Sakura getting publicly humiliated and it will get Syaoran and Sakura to break their blushing record from atomic red to ultra red."

"Does that exist?" he asked in amazement.

"Wanna come down here from Syria and see?"

"I'll pass, but when are you coming for a visit?"

"This summer oh, do you want any other visitors?"

"As a mater of fact I want you to bring two couples. You already have one to invite once you win the bet."

"Yeah but where am I gonna find another couple?"

"Use one of your rivals and work from there. Anyway I have to go to a luncheon. I love you."

"Love you too." Xylona said softly as the screen went black.

Xylona began shutting down her computer when she heard someone knocking on her door. With a sigh she walked up to the door and opened it to find Eriol behind it.

"Hey Eriol what's up?"

"Did I hear you say 'love you too' to your boyfriend?" he responded with a grin.

"W-what?" stuttered Xylona as she began blushing a light pink.

"Maybe I was right," Eriol began walking to Xylona's couch as she shut the door, "you are always nice after you talk to Xavier."

"Shut up."

"Well aren't we going to finish our science project today?"

"Yes, we are." Answered Xylona with a frown.

Eriol and Xylona's project was a battery made from a lemon. (AN: I think a potato has more power though.) After they were through, Xylona went to her bedroom and came out wearing a black cloak and was carrying a bag.

"What's the bag for Xylona?" asked Eriol.

"It contains my plan for…. WORLD DOMINATION!! ….Wait no, that's not right, oh yeah! I meant MATCHMAKING!!"

"I thought you switched to decaf."

"But caffeine is good, SO GOOD!!"

Eriol just shook his head and followed Xylona out the door. He waited for Xylona as she locked her door.

"So where are we going?" asked Eriol, still doubtful Xylona should be roaming the streets in her hyper condition.

"To the park." She answered.

It was nighttime at the park when they reached the fountain area. Xylona and Eriol climbed up a tree that had some branches extending over the path. Xylona scooted over to the end of the branch while Eriol stayed near the tree. Xylona took out a pink cell phone and a video camera.

"Where did you get those?" asked a shocked Eriol.

"I ummm kinda borrowed them from Tomoyo." Said Xylona.

"What!"

"You know…Tomoyo…. That girl with the long dark hair…. The one you have a crush on." Eriol blushed. Xylona took the cell phone and dialed Sakura's number.

"Hello?"

Xylona began talking in Tomoyo's voice, "Sakura you have to come to the fountain in the park, Syaoran is in trouble!"

"I'll be there soon." Sakura said quickly as she hung up.

Xylona giggled and began dialing Syaoran number, but before Syaoran could say 'hello' Xylona blurted out in Tomoyo's voice, "Syaoran, Sakura's in trouble! We're at the fountain in the park!", Xylona heard a click and muttered in her own voice, "He didn't even bother to say 'bye', how rude!"

"Won't Kero mess anything up?" asked Eriol.

"Nope he's watching movies at Tomoyo's house, I heard them talking when I was 'borrowing' her stuff." Explained Xylona.

Xylona started the video camera and 10 seconds later Sakura and Syaoran ran to each other and asked at the same time "Sakura/Syaoran! Are you alright?"

"Tomoyo called me and said you were in trouble, I was so worried!" exclaimed Sakura as she hugged Syaoran. Syaoran was happy that Sakura was hugging him and started hugging her back until the part about Tomoyo registered in his brain.

"Wait, Tomoyo called me and said that you were in trouble."

"You don't suppose she was trying to set us up?"

Just then Tomoyo came down the path looking very worried, Kero was following her.

"Have you guys seen my video camera?" asked Tomoyo.

"Why? So you could film your prank?" sneered Syaoran.

"My prank?"

"Didn't you call us?" asked Sakura

"How can she? Her cell phone is missing to." Answered Kero.

"Then what-"

CRACK

Before Sakura could finish her sentence, the tree branch above her started to fall. Syaoran pulled her out of harm's way in the nick of time.

"My camera!" exclaimed Tomoyo as she saw Xylona in the mess.

"Oh is this yours Tomoyo?" Xylona gave a weak smile.

Sorceress Myst: Xylona didn't succeed either. Hmmm I wonder who's gonna win? Find out in the next chapter. Oh while I'm thinking about it, Sorceress Celine and her assistant Servo will be coming to help out on my next chapter.

Fagtron: My mom's coming to visit us?

Sorceress Myst: Servo isn't your mom Fagtron. He is a guy!

Fagtron: So is he my daddy?

Sorceress Myst: No Fagtron he is not your daddy.

Fagtron: My daddy's coming to visit. Yay!

Sorceress Myst: (groans) Why doesn't she listen? (rubs forehead) I'm going out for coffee and donuts! (snaps fingers and disappears)