Who's the Better Matchmaker
Chapter 4
Sorceress Myst: Yay I'm cured from writers block!
Fagtron: Oh-no! You were sick and you didn't tell me! I could have caught it.
Sorceress Myst: (groans) Fagtron, writers block isn't a disease and it wouldn't matter to you since you're not an author.
Fagtron: Not yet.
Sorceress Myst: Oh yeah Fagtron is writing her own fanfics for Final Fantasy 8, be afraid, be very afraid.
Fagtron: Hey!
Sorceress Myst: Let's drop the subject. Anyway I came up with an idea on how to make this fanfic longer. You'll see how it turns out in the later chapters. Fagtron say the disclaimer.
Fagtron: I do not own CCS or its characters. I only own Xylona and Xavier.
Sorceress Myst: That's the wrong disclaimer. Xavier isn't in this chapter.
Fagtron: Oops… heh, heh. On with the story.
Xylona laid on her bed grumbling. Her friends were taking all the caffeine products out of her apartment. 2 hours ago, after Xylona fell out of the tree, Eriol came out of his hiding place, breathing heavily as if he was running.
"Xylona, I have been looking everywhere for you!" he said.
"What is going on?" Syaoran asked in an angry voice.
"Well, we were working on our science project and Xylona drank too much Dr. Pepper. The next thing I know she's on the loose." Explained Eriol, "I have been tracking her down since."
"That explains a lot" commented Tomoyo with a mischievous grin on her face.
Xylona was pulled out of her thoughts as Sakura knocked on her door.
"Okay Xylona, I have taken everything that has caffeine in it, so I am going home while you recover."
"Recover from what?" snapped Xylona who was very irritated.
"Your caffeine headache you will be getting soon, bye!" said Sakura cheerfully as she left Xylona's room. She waited until her front door was closed and then she chuckled.
"Oh I won't be getting a headache."
She raised her fist and banged on the wall. The wall opened to reveal a small refrigerator that had around 6 cases of Dr. Pepper stuffed in there. Xylona took out a can and laughed insanely.
The next day the class presented their projects. (Sorceress Myst: I'm too tired to talk about that though. Fagtron: Ooh, ooh let me! Sorceress Myst: I'm gonna regret this.) Some person brought a project. He had a partner help him. Eriol and Xylona had a project with lemons in it. I like lemons. Sakura and Syaoran's science project was on something and they all turned it in today because today is Friday. But it is not really Friday, its just Friday in this fanfic. I like Saturday better. (Sorceress Myst: I knew I was gonna regret that. Oh and Fagtron 'I like lemons' doesn't sound right.)
After class, Tomoyo was missing from the group.
"Where is Tomoyo?" asked Eriol.
"Why? Do you think you have the guts to ask her out now?" taunted Xylona.
"Shut up!"
"Touchy!"
"Calm down guys." Syaoran said mainly to Xylona, because she could hit the mark. Xylona was grinning at her accomplishment of getting Eriol to blush as red as Syaoran can.
"Lets go ahead without her, she'll catch up." Suggested Sakura as she left the others.
"Now Sakura is missing." Said Syaoran.
"The tardy bell is about to ring, I'm getting worried." Eriol said.
"So Sakura is always tardy and Tomoyo can break her flawless record once," complained Xylona. They sat in silence waiting for the two girls to come until Xylona started laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Syaoran.
"Wouldn't it be funny if Tomoyo and Sakura were just talking in the hallway and they got mugged by Billy?" she answered. (Sorceress Myst: Billy is an all-of-a-sudden-made-up-character who is the school bully)
"Stop it! Every time you say things like that, it always turns out to be true!" shouted Eriol, who began blushing as everyone in the classroom stared at him.
"Not always" argued Xylona.
At the last second, Sakura and Tomoyo came in the classroom as the bell began to ring. Sakura's face was a pale red. Xylona guessed it was because she was blushing madly before.
"What happened?" asked Eriol with a worried tone in his voice.
"Oh nothing," explained Tomoyo, "Sakura and I were just talking in the hallway and then Billy wanted change for a dollar. Right Sakura?"
"Oh y-yeah." Agreed Sakura.
"Hah! Up yours Hiiragizawa!" shouted Xylona as she pointed her finger at Eriol.
"I thought we got rid of your caffeine problem." Said Sakura skeptically.
"Uhhh… it's the adrenaline, it comes and goes."
"All right class, open up your text books and begin memorizing the copyright information. You will be quizzed on this." Said the teacher. (Sorceress Myst: Oops, that's what Mrs. Bitters said in Invader Zim. See what happens when I'm deprived of Invader Zim for a week! Fagtron: Also, Invader Zim doesn't belong to Sorceress Myst either.) So the class suffered another 45 minutes of Algebra.
At lunchtime, Syaoran was walking to his locker to retrieve his lunch. After he turned a corner, someone pulled him into a closet.
"Tomoyo!?"
"Shh!… I want to ask you a question."
"What is it?" he asked. Tomoyo had a mischievous grin on her face.
"Are you in love with Sakura?"
"W-what!!"
"Answer the question, no one is around to hear you besides me and I hear confessing relieves some pressure." Syaoran mumbled something
"What did you say?" asked Tomoyo.
"I…I… love Sakura. I love her cheerful personality, her green eyes. Eyes that are full of emotion. I love-"
"Feel….better?"
"Yeah." He mumbled.
"Hey Tomoyo! Where are you, your boyfriend is looking for you!" shouted a new voice. Xylona was coming.
"Shut up!" and Eriol…
"Please don't start." And Sakura.
Sakura was rollerblading down the sidewalk with Xylona when she heard Tomoyo calling her.
"What's wrong Tomoyo?" asked Sakura. Tomoyo gave her a videotape.
"I want you to watch this at 5:00 P.M. …..alone."
"Huh?"
"What is this about Tomoyo?" Xylona asked.
"You'll see tomorrow." Said Tomoyo as she left Sakura and Xylona with confused faces.
At 5:00 P.M. Syaoran was in front of his VCR pressing the play button. Earlier, Tomoyo gave him a videotape. He sat down on the couch as Tomoyo's face appeared on the screen.
"Hello Syaoran," she said, "today I have talked to Sakura and recorded the conversation. Please don't turn this off, I'm doing this because if I don't do something 'they' will." Syaoran didn't understand what she meant when she said 'they', but he kept watching anyway.
Tomoyo and Sakura were in the closet Syaoran was in earlier. The camera was looking down on them and recorded everything perfectly.
"So who do you like Sakura?"
"N-nobody!" stuttered Sakura.
"Don't lie to me, I know you like Syaoran." Sakura blushed and said nothing.
"Admit it Sakura."
"Okay I'm in love with Syaoran." Sakura managed to say after a few tries.
"Hey you two, I know your in there! Do you have change for a dollar?" asked Billy.
The screen cut off and reappeared with Tomoyo again.
"Now you know how she really feels about you. Eriol and Xylona have been trying to get you two together this past week. Xylona is pretty dangerous when she has caffeine, have you check her room for any traces of it?," suddenly Tomoyo has a dreamy look on her face, "Eriol is different though.," she notices the camera, "Uhhh ….anyway call Sakura, she also got a recording f\of the conversation we had."
Syaoran sat in shock for a few minutes then ran to the phone.
End of Part One
Sorceress Myst: Well it looks like Tomoyo won Xylona's bet. But will Xylona give up?
Fagtron: Probably not.
Sorceress Myst: Look out for the next chapter of 'Who is the Better Matchmaker'. And Fagtron's story …. What was the title again?
Fagtron: I don't remember.
(Sorceress Celine enters the studio)
Sorceress Celine: Sorry I'm late.
Fagtron: Where's mom?
Sorceress Celine: Servo was tired ….so I left him behind. (to Sorceress Myst) Actually I didn't want Fagtron near him.
Sorceress Myst: Can't blame you.
Fagtron: (pouting) I want to say hi to my mom!
Sorceress Myst: Servo is not your mom.
Sorceress Celine: Maybe you should get a leash for her.
Sorceress Myst: Do you have a silver chain? Fagtron can't chew through silver.
Sorceress Celine: Strangely enough, I do. (looks through purse)
Fagtron: No, not the leash! (grabs purse)
Sorceress Celine: Oh-no! Servo is in there!
Sorceress Myst: Poor Servo.
Fagtron: Mommy!
Servo: I am not your mom you sick freak!