A/N hello long time no write, sorry! I haven't had any funny ideas lately, don't know why, but I shall try for you all now, thanks for the reviews!
Setting: a farmyard, the gang is on work experience
Alisa: (while feeding a horse some hay) wow this is so nice, it's sunny and we get to have some fun on a farm! (The horse suddenly bites off the top of her finger. Ales starts screaming, there is blood pouring everywhere)
Bree: but wait, a finger wouldn't produce that much blood!
Morgan: shut up Bree, can't you see Alisa is in a lot of pain?
Alisa: (getting up from the ground and laughing) fooled you all he didn't bite me, it was a spell!
Bree: I told you!
All: shut up Bree!
Morgan: hunter, you wanna dance? (They get up on some bales of hay that has magically turned into a stage with spotlights and start doing the tango.)
Alisa: I think you're meant to use a rose, not a carrot!
(They start dancing close together, like a scene from dirty dancing. Then Morgan tries to jump into hunter's arms but he falls over backwards into the pigpen.)
Robbie: hey Morgan you ok? (He goes to help her, meanwhile hunter is running around screaming and being chased by pigs.)
Morgan: I'm fine, yeah I just hope cal isn't around, (they stand waiting for a while, Bree gets out some make-up, and hunter still runs around in the background)
Robbie: (shouting) she said she hopes cal isn't around! (They stand tapping there foots, I mean feet obviously, ahem back to the scene people!)
Morgan: hey, he's meant to come in now, and be all evil and erm stuff. You know, he's mean.
Sky: (wearing a loose pair of dungarees and a straw hat and chewing a blade of grass, and speaking in a strange American type accent) well I'll be danged he ain't turned up for work. I'll have to feed him to Betsy, the prize-winning bull,
Cal: (jumping out from a puddle,) aha, hear I am sorry guys I tunnelled the wrong way, so what did I miss?
All: YOU'RE CUE!
Bree: that should be your cue, not you're cue, because that would mean he is a cue.
Alisa: shut up Bree.
(Meanwhile hunter has still been running away from the pigs and screaming,)
Robbie: well now where's hunter? We need him for this bit, because…
Sky: (still in accent) Robbie-bob, don't go giving the plot away,
Robbie-Bob: I didn't know I'd had my name changed, cool
Cal: no one's paying attention to me, (he goes and sulks) I'm not going to tell you my evil plan now!
Morgan: aw go on, please!
Cal: all right then it was, erm it was too… I can't remember, oh wait it was… to… ah yes kidnap Bree. (He puts a sack over her head and carries her off, hunter meanwhile bursts out of the pig pen and intercepts them, a crowd of pigs, smoking cigars coming running after him and he runs into the sunset.)
Robbie-bob: Bree, are you ok? (He takes the sack off and sees cal in it,)
All: gasp
Bree: (leaning against a fence and applying more make-up,) you didn't think I'd let that imbecile kidnap me, did you?
(The group laughs and walks into the farmhouse, patting each other on the back for what a good rescue they had done,)
Bree: that wasn't even funny, why is everyone laughing?
Morgan: it's a hint to the audience, so they know that this is meant to be funny,
Robbie-Bob: so where did Hunter go?
All: where did hunter go?
(They all sit around a homely kitchen table and stroke their chins, where their beards would be if they were wise professors.)
A/N well I hope that will satisfy you, I'm sorry there had been such a huge gap, but I really couldn't think of anything, and this is probably still a load of nonsense, so you know, anyway review, hope you liked it!