Chapter 6
Sorceress Myst: I'm back! With my mischievous thoughts and all.
Fagtron: (Holding Joy the boy and Eirl the girl) And I'm back as the flower girl! And Sorceress Myst as the maid of honor, Sorcerer Noah as the best man, Sorceress Celine as the priestess, and mommy as the ring bearer for the wedding!
Sorceress Myst: What wedding?
Fagtron: Eirl the girl and Joy the boy are getting married!
Sorceress Myst: Now I see where this is going. After the story you decide they don't want to get married and then you start eating them.
Fagtron: No, last time when I was getting married to Prudence you decided we shouldn't get married.
Sorceress Myst: YOU SAID THE SHOE DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!
Fagtron: Well anyway Eirl the girl and Joy the boy want to get married and everyone is already coming. Oh and Sorcerer Noah said he can't wait to see you.
Sorceress Myst: YOU INVITED SORCERER NOAH!!!
Fagtron: Yeah, what's wrong?
Sorceress Myst: I've had a crush on him since the Academy of Sorcery and you invite him over here! What am I doing I have to clean the studio, I need to iron my best sorceress dress, I need to sterilize Fagtron! (runs around organizing things)
Fagtron: Uh… okay I'll say the disclaimer now. 'I do not own CCS or any of its characters except Xylona'
Sorceress Myst: (stops for a moment) *gasp* You said the right disclaimer. (runs out of the studio)
Fagtron: (holds up Joy the boy) And now on with the story.
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"Where am I?"
Tomoyo looks around and finds her self all alone in one of the school's hallways.
"Funny, I don't remember coming to school." Tomoyo says out loud. Suddenly she hears footsteps echoing the hallway. For some reason Tomoyo felt afraid and began to run.
"Tomoyo, Why do you fear me?" That voice sounded familiar to Tomoyo but she concentrated on running away from the owner of that voice. The hallway seemed to go on and on, soon Tomoyo wondered if she should stop running. Then a shadowy figure appeared in front of her causing Tomoyo to scream and run the other direction. This time instead of going forward, Tomoyo turned a corner and hid herself in a closet. Tomoyo stood there for a few minutes trying to catch her breath. Out of nowhere a pair of arms wrap around Tomoyo's waist from behind and she tensed up. The person behind her was breathing heavily too, she could feel the warm air blowing on her ear.
"Gotcha." The man whispered as he began kissing her neck. Tomoyo found herself trembling at the feel of lips against her skin. The man noticed this and turns her around and pinned her against the wall.
"I'm not going to hurt you." He whispered near her mouth. Tomoyo's eyes widened in surprise when he pressed his lips against hers. Once the kiss broke away, Tomoyo reached for the light switch to find out who kissed her. The man was-
Tomoyo sat up in her bed covered in cold sweat. She couldn't believe she had a dream about kissing Eriol. True there some times he looked cute but Tomoyo only thought of him as a friend.
"You know you like him" her conscious told her.
"No, not in that way."
"Deep down, you felt happy to find that Eriol was kissing you in that dream"
"It doesn't matter, he doesn't like me anyway. I think he has a crush on Xylona. He always flirts with her."
"Its more like he's trying to get rid of her than flirting with her." With a sigh, Tomoyo stops arguing with herself and gets ready for school.
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It was five minutes before the bell when Tomoyo walks to her desk.
"Hi guys!" Tomoyo greets the group before she sits down. She turns to look at Sakura, who is staring at Syaoran, and then Tomoyo began staring at Eriol.
"He looks so cute when he's reading a book." Tomoyo thought out loud.
"Did you say something Tomoyo?" Sakura asked.
Tomoyo blushed and said, "Uh, I was asking where Xylona was. She doesn't seem to be here."
"Good question, normally she's here before me. Maybe she's sick." Sakura suggested. Soon Xylona came into the classroom and nearly fell asleep in her desk when she sat down. Eriol looked up from his book and snickered.
"Why Xylona you should sleep more because you look revolting with the bags under your eyes."
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR REAR HIIRAZAGAWA!!!!" Xylona barked. Eriol's eyes widened and he scooted his desk away from Xylona.
"Um, maybe she decided to deprive herself of Dr. Pepper and is suffering from a caffeine headache." Sakura said while scooting her desk away too. Xylona faced Sakura and growled at her, which caused Sakura to scoot farther away until her desk was next to Syaoran's. Soon every one who sat near Xylona was 6 feet away from her. Then the bell rang and the mean algebra teacher came into the classroom.
"Alright class open up your books to page 350 and do problems 1 through 100." The teacher paused when the red-eyed Xylona started growling at her, "Uh…Did I say we were doing work today? I meant to say we were having a free day today."
So the class spent the morning being quiet so they wouldn't agitate Xylona further. Eriol went back to reading his book and sneaking glances at Tomoyo when she wasn't looking, Sakura and Syaoran were holding hands and enjoying each others company, and Tomoyo was arguing about Eriol with herself again.
Finally the lunch bell rang and the group on the bench watching Xylona cut up a tomato with a dagger.
"The last time she acted like this was when Eiryn transferred here." Commented Syaoran. (Eiryn was one of Xylona's enemies. I'll explain about him in other chapters.)
"Yeah she used to get violent from casting spells every night and lost her energy to the point where a Dr. Pepper couldn't help her." Eriol included, "You don't suppose Eiryn's ghost came back to haunt her?"
Suddenly Xylona began to glare at Billy who for once was sitting under a tree minding his own business. Sakura was probably the only one to notice that Billy was smirking.
"Maybe we should get back to class, Xylona's beginning to scare me." Tomoyo said while getting up. Eriol also got up and put his hand on her forehead, "Beginning? Are you feeling okay?" Tomoyo felt her knees getting weak from his touch but luckily the bell rang before she had to answer.
After school Tomoyo was in a hurry to get home so she ran with the other children, that were scared off by Xylona, to get out of the school faster. She wanted to get home and see if she could get another dream about Eriol.
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Sorceress Myst: What happened to Xylona? Will Tomoyo ever admit she's in love with Eriol? Find out in the next chapter of Who's the Better Matchmaker. Actually the first question might not be answered in the next chapter.
Fagtron: Shhh! They're about to kiss!
Sorceress Celine: I now pronounce you uhh sock and wife you may now kiss the ….sock.
(Fagtron makes the two socks look like they're kissing)
Fagtron: It's now time for the bride and groom to dance but since they don't have legs to dance with, we have to go with the maid of honor and the best man.
Sorcerer Noah + Sorceress Myst: (blushes) …….
Sorceress Celine: There is no music to dance to.
Fagtron: Oh, well in that case let us move on to the ceremonial tribal dance. Come on in guys!
(Several Fagtron size people with torches come in)
Sorceress Myst: Fagtron, who are these people?
Fagtron: Meet the Pyromaniacs tribe, the club I joined. Come lets light our rears on fire and join the circle.
Sorceress Myst: Leave us humans out of this. We can damage our booties with fire.
Servo: Hey! What about me? I don't want to dance with them!
Fagtron: Don't worry mommy we have a special pace for you.
A few minutes later
Servo: (tied to a pole in the middle of the circle) HELP!!! THESE FREAKS ARE SCARING ME!!!
Sorcerer Noah: Shouldn't we go help him?
Sorceress Celine: I don't think we can get near him without getting burned.
Servo: AHHH!!! GET YOUR FLAMABLE REARS AWAY FROM ME!!!
Sorceress Myst: Special thanks goes out to jed who gave me some inspiration.