A/N Hey, this story has been sitting here for ages with no updates, because, well because, I don't know why actually, but I shall update now for you lovely people and your lovely reviews! (I just love getting reviews, hint hint) oh and by the way, I think I may have had another chapter on my old computer, but that died (I'm still in mourning) so all the chapters on there disappeared forever, (except the ones I uploaded) so this is totally new, but I also have to remember to say, oh well if they take my script form story off, because I can't write funny without it in script form!
Ok that was a long A/N so on with the story and my craziness...
Scene: the gang (minus Hunter) is in Practical Magick, but they are all around 10 years older, they are still stroking their chins, where the guys now have beards and the girls don't, (at least I kind of hope they don't!)
Alisa: I do wonder where Hunter is,
Author: Wait, it's been ten years and you still haven't found Hunter?
Morgan: Author... that's a funny name, wait, your THE Author? Oh wow!
Author: Well yes... and I'm not meant to be here, but I'm just trying to explain to lovely people reading that you haven't seen Hunter since the last scene, ok?
Morgan: Oh I see, well no, but we haven't really been looking, we just started this beard stoking thing when you came, so it would look as if we really cared about Hunter, you see? Oh where's she gone?
Alisa: Morgan! You gave the game away! (she hits Morgan over the head with a candle,)
Bree: But seriously, don't you think we should try and find Hunter, he may have been captured by the council by now, or even eaten by those strange cigar smoking pigs!
All laugh at the thought of Hunter being chased by the pigs,
Bree: I don't think its funny, but I do have an idea!
All: Shut-up Bree!
Alisa: I have an idea!
All (except Bree): Go on oh wise Alisa
Alisa: Well, lets do a spell, and go back in time, to find Hunter!
All: Great idea!
Bree: (muttering) damn that girl, that was my idea, you know I'm sure that she...
Robbie: (interrupting her) stop muttering now Bree, it makes you look ugly,
Mary. K: Lets make a parallelogram!
Morgan: yes lets, but that's really hard to say (Author: and spell) can't we just make a rectangle?
All: Yes! Come on, lets make a rectangle! (They all arrange themselves, miraculously avoiding all the shelves, and the customers, and anything else you may find in Practical Magick,)
All: (chanting) Dumb-dee-doo, Doo-Dumb-Dee, let us go back in time to retrieve our Hunter, Dee-Dumb-Doo, Dee-Doo-Dumb! So mote it be!
The screen goes wiggly and there is sounds of choirs singing ah, and oh,
Author: Wait, let me just adjust the contrast, here we are
The scene opens again in a pasture of a farm, the gang are now back to their old ages,
Bree: Oh I'm young again! Lets do this more often!
They all look at her, slightly shocked, as she is living up to her usual stereotype of being the Pretty but dumb one,
Bree: What? I'm sick of trying to get you to notice me for my brains, I may as well use my looks instead
Robbie: (beaming) That's my girl,
Sky: Can we remember my cousin? And the reason we are here?
Morgan: (Muttering) don't remember you saying much in the last ten years
Sky: Zip it Morgan!
Morgan: (with a major close up, throws her arms to the sky and screams) Why, Hunter, why did you leave me, please come back to me!
Hunter: Hey guys! (he begins to make-out with Morgan)
All: (looking shocked and gasping) Hunter? That can't be you?
Hunter: (pulls of a mask and reveals himself to be Cal) No it is not hunter, you saw through me, damn it! My evil scheme's have been foiled again! Nooooooooo (etc.)
Morgan: Wow, he's a much better kisser than before, maybe we should just pretend we never noticed?
Mary.K: MORGAN how could you say such a thing! What about your muirn beatha dan?
Morgan: Well, you know, he's not here is he?
Suddenly Hunter runs past screaming: The pigs, the pigs, they won't leave me alone!
A group of pigs (this time with bowler hats, and without the cigars,) arrive, and stand with the group, while Hunter catches his breath,
Head Pig: Hello chaps, how are you all? (he is speaking with a very posh English accent, and sounds stupid, A/N I'm allowed to say this as I am English so there! sticks tongue out )
Alisa: We're fine thanks, but can we have our friend back?
Head Pig: No, I'm sorry to be so frightfully rude, but we do love to chase this strange creature,
Bree: Perhaps we could make a...
Alisa: (Interrupting her) Perhaps we could make a swap? Him for Cal,
Bree: Damn it! I knew she was stealing my ideas! Argh! (with this strange shout she jumps on Alisa, most of the gang, and other people who suddenly materialise, circle them and start to chant, "fight fight fight")
Morgan: (while the fight is still going on in the background) Oh who am I to choose, Hunter is my muirn beatha dan, but Cal is such good kisser, but he is evil... (she stares off into the distance as if thinking)
Mary.k: (breaking off from the fight) Look Morgan, stop pretending to be clever ok? And its not your choice we're giving Cal to the pigs,
Cal: Noooooooo
Hunter: Mwahaha... (evil laugh)
Mary.k: Mr Pig, do we have a deal? The blonde for the dark one?
Head Pig: Well, I suppose so, goodbye old chap, (he nods to Hunter) Are you ready new chap?
Cal: I suppose so, farewell, and I'll see you in the next episode! (he runs off into the sunset, being chased by the pigs)
Hunter: The gangs together again! (Everyone ignores him and goes to join in the chanting and watch the fight,)
A/N well I hope you liked this second part of the episode, if you did, I shall carry on! So you know review!