Teenage Angst

Chapter 6 - Vacation almost over


Edward was touching Winry with his newly human right hand, it took a while for Alphonse to walk out behind Ed and show his face, "Al...?" Winry asked in shock, she examined him for a moment and realized it was, infact, Alphonse Elric, whose brownish blond hair parted from his right, with big sparkling eyes, he seemed to have grown while he was on the other side. After a long and wet kiss with Ed (Which was definitely expected), she gave Al a big hug, and they spent the rest of the day hanging out with eachoter, just walking around Rezembool. Ed used some of that time to rebuild the house they burned down four years ago, so that they had somewhere to go instead of having to stay at Pinako's all the time, Ed decided to finish the interiors the next day. Al was busy feeling himself and hugging Ed and Winry since he was overcome with joy. Winry and Ed were dirty talking to eachother, Al on the other hand stepped back a few feet so he wouldn't get in the way. When night fell, Ed, Al and Winry went to Pinako's house for dinner. "So you've got your bodies back, now what?" asked Pinako over the dinner table after 5 minutes of shock when she saw Ed and Al fully human again. "Well, I'm rebuilding the house, still got the interiors to finish off though." Ed replied with his mouth full. Winry covered Ed's mouth with a napkin and said "Say it, don't spray it." Ed shrugged his shoulders since his mouth was still full, but when he swallowed he gave Winry a "Gotcha!" pinched her on the cheek and went straight back to his food, Winry jokingly scowled at him and turned to Pinako "Well...? Now hes got his arm back, do you concent?" "Yeah sure, why not, wouldn't want to spoil the moment." Pinako started smoking her pipe, and stared at the ceiling, "After all, not everybody lives long enough to be a great grandma, by the way, I was just trying to scare you Ed, don't worry." Pinako finished, she was smiling. Ed started choking at this comment, after he swallowed his food he wanted to speak, but decieded it was best not to. After the dishes were done, Winry pulled on Ed's arm and pulled him upstairs "'Night Al!" Ed yelled, Al grinned and yelled back "'Night brother!", then Winry closed and locked the door of her room. At about 4 o'clock in the morning Ed and Winry were both flat on their backs, naked and just barely catching their breath. "That...was..." Ed said while stillgasping for air, "I know..." Winry replied with a weak voice. "You think we... made that baby?" Ed asked grinning at Winry, she put her hand on Ed's face and ran her hand through his hair "Lets just get some rest first..." "Good idea...". After that they both fell asleep in eachother's arms.

Meanwhile in Central (Finally)

"I'm telling you Hohenheim, I remember it like it was yesterday, when Scar grabbed hold of his automail...'BOOM!' shattered to bits HAHAHAHA!." Roy Mustang was going on about the embarrasing stories about Ed for hours whilst drunk in his favorite bar in Central, "Colenel, don't forget that you weren't there when it happened..." Riza Hawkeye said to Roy with her face burried in her hands. "Don't spoil the fun Lutenant!" Roy was still laughing in his drunkness. "Sorry Mr. Elric, we were supposed to bring you to the Furher, but this, quite obviously, was not the Colenel's real reason for finding you, so if you will just sign this document stating that you resign from all military duties." Riza put a piece of paper and a pen on the table. "Thats alright, its good to see an old friend once in a while, I should be off now, I'm going to miss my train to Rezembool." Hohenheim said cheerfully while signing the document and readjusting his glasses. Hohenheim was a tall, bearded man with long hair tied back, with only a few single strands of hair hanging out, his hair was blond just like Ed's. "Good bye Mr. Elric sir." "Good bye Lutenant." Riza put Roy over her shoulder and left the bar. Roy was struggling with Riza and muttered "Hey...what'ya think yer... uh..." just then she knocked Roy unconcious over the head with the handle of her gun and left him in the car to sleep. Riza got in the driver's seat drove back to the Central Military HQ.

Back in Rezembool

Its been about 2 months since Ed and Al got their bodies back and Winry has been confirmed to be pregnant, Ed and Winry would also be married in the next day, and with Hohenheim back in Rezembool for the wedding, Ed seemed to be getting along with him pretty well. "So...what'ya wanna call the baby if its a boy?" Ed asked Winry with his arm wrapped around her, sitting on the couch in the living room of Pinako's house, "I dunno...I thought I'd name him after his grandpa, Hohenheim, I haven't decided what to call it if its a girl though..." Ed scratched his head a bit "I don't know, I was thinking of calling the baby Maes or Roy, I mean Hughes always cared for us and helped us before he died, and Mustang...lets just called it respect for being my worthy oponent for all these years. Did we forget to invite anyone to the wedding?" "NOPE! I got the whole list right here!" Ed scanned the list carefully and smiled at Winry "Alright then, now we can just sit back and relax... my 3 months are nearly over anyway, better enjoy it while I can." Winry patted Ed over the back and laughed at him "Yeah, who would have known your anger troubles were really just sexual frustrations?" "Not funny..." Ed scowled, Winry continued laughing until Al walked in with Pinako with the shopping "Hi brother, hi Winry! I see your still discussing the baby's name, its only been 2 days since the pregnancy was confirmed and your already discussing names." Al laughed as he put down the shopping. "Whatever Uncle Al." Ed teased as Al laughed with him, Al went to answer the door when he heard somebody knock, "Oh hello father, Colenel-I mean Furher Mustang, Brigadere General Hawkeye, Havoc, Breda, Feury, Armstrong, Your all here early!" Al said as Hohenheim moved past Al and said "Well, I just bumped into them when I went out for a walk." When Al turn from his father's direction to Roy's, everyone was staring at him, "Who is this guy, how does he know our names?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Alphonse Elric, you probably don't recognise me with the new body and all..." Al blushed and chuckled, but everyone was still staring at him, "Al...?" Roy muttered to himself, at that moment everyone was pinching Al's face and started saying things like "So this is the human Alphonse Elric eh?" "Hard to believe isn't it?", after all the comotion on Al, Hawkeye turned to Ed, "So, Ed, how's the temper coming along?" Winry jumped up and climbed over Ed "Its nothing, turned out to be sexual frustrations HAHAHAHA!" Ed hung his head in shame with the signature Anime sweat drop hanging out of nowhere "Among other things, Winry..." Ed whispered through his teeth. "...Among other things..." Winry quickly added, although giggling, so she wouldn't upset Ed too much. "HA! I KNEW IT! Scar...Scar...Bullshit, you just needed to get laid!" Roy laughed to himself for a rather long time, "See what I mean Winry? Worthy oponent..." Ed whispered to Winry, his face looking rather dissatisfied, yet funny. "Where's the wedding going to be held anyway? I haven't seen a church anywhere around here." Asked Havoc finishing off his cigarette. "Its going to be held right here at my house." Pinako said as she walked into the living room, her pipe in her mouth, Havoc immediatelykneeled infront of her and shook her hand "Hello m'am, you must be Mrs. Rockbell,I'm Jean Havoc! Its so nice to finally meet another smoker, I have to take so much crap from those guys over there!" Havoc pointed at Roy and the rest of the gang. "Painful, I'm sure." Pinako smiled at Havoc and took in another breath of tobaco. "Now most of the guys are here, I have an announcement to make!" Ed said as he got up holding Winry's shoulders, "2 days ago, Winry was confirmed to be pregnant, that means I'm gonna be a father soon!" Everyone gasped in shock and terror, Ed ignored them and continued "And I've already decided..." Ed sighed, smiling, then looked up at Roy "...that Roy Mustang is going to be the god father!" Everyone who came with Roy were screaming in shock and stared at Roy. "Well...I...Uh..." "And I've also decided to resign as a State Alchemist when I get back to Central. Now I'm done with the announcements, I'd like some privacy with my to-be wife, make yourselves comfortable my house, Al, if you will lead the way?" "Sure, brother! This way everyone!" Al led everyone out the Rockbell house and took them to the new Elric house, Hohenheim followed along and asked Al about being the suit of armor and their adventures. "Ed, I don't think you should quit the military, with Roy as the Furher now things will be alot easier and you'll get to come back more often, plus their won't any more pointless wars, I think you should go on, if you like alchemy that much." Winry said, while platting Ed's hair for him, "Well, I guess your right, considering now I'm serving the people as well as the State, I'll think about it." Winry and Ed continued talking about general things they sorarely talked about.