Here's Chapter II of Pranksters Anonymous. I hope the first chapter was good enough so that you will continue reading. I wish my fan fics were highly successful, as in they had like 50 or more reviews. It'll happen someday, right? I'll just keep dreaming until it happens. Then life will be complete! Anyway, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Ocean. Shut up! You're making me cry!

Chapter II: An... Accident?

It had been a week after Albel had been pranked. His hair was its normal color again, except for a few strands of pink (and the scent of strawberry still wafting around). Now, Cliff and Roger had something else in the works. They were not done punishing him yet. Mainly, they were pranking him because it was hilarious.

The two waited once again until nightfall. Albel fell asleep like normal. At around five in the morning, Roger crept beside Albel's bed. Slowly, he opened a vial and...

Albel woke up to dawn's early light. He sat up and stretched. But then he felt a strange sensation. He pulled off the covers and saw something that almost made him scream outloud.

A darkened spot circled around down below his waist (you know where. I'm not giving a specific name!). Albel touched it. It was wet.

The wetness was all over the top of his sarong. There could only be one thing to explain this. He did not want to think it. He did not to say it. There was NO way on Elicoor II that he had peed in his bed!

Suddenly, the door to his room opened. Roger entered the room. Of course Roger had planned to do this (Cliff's idea). Albel stared trying to conceal the spot on the bed and on his clothes. The Menodix boy ran screaming. Without thinking, Albel chased after him.

The maids and butlers stepped out of the way as the two ran through the halls of Castle Aquaria. Strangely, they ran into the dining area where everyone was just now arriving. They all stared at Albel, mainly the large spot on his sarong.

Roger joined Cliff. He yelled outloud.

"Holy mother of God, Albel's a bedwetter!"

Then they laughed, of course.

"I-It's not what you think!" Albel said stuttering.

A thought came to him. This could have been another prank. He had a pretty good feeling that it was Roger and Cliff pulling them off. Judging from the joy they got out of all of this, he was probably right.

But then he realized that he was embarassing himself by just standing there, so he ran. Albel changed. He examined the spots closer. They were water spots. More specifically, colored water spots. Those two fools put yellow food-coloring in this water, he thought. I don't know how they managed to sneak into my room without my noticing, but they're dead when I catch up with them all alone.

If he told anyone that it was really water and not pee, they wouldn't believe him. They would rather steer clear and laugh at him. The same would go for telling someone that Roger and Cliff were pranking him. Albel did not have any evidence that they were, but he didn't need any. The quickest solution was to kill them both. That might be going a little too far, he thought.

The rest of the day, anyone he came across giggled. He even heard the whispers of 'bedwetter' from some people. The story had spread throughout the castle. Albel decided it was the work of Roger and Cliff.

Even his own teammates avoided him. He was beginning to get very angry.

Night came again. When he went to his guest room, somebody had posted a note on his door. It read:

Bedwetter! HA HA HA! You're such a loser! Do you need a diaper?

He recognized the handwriting. It was Cliff's untidy scrawl. Albel ripped it up and went inside his room. The maids had replaced the sheets and returned his clothing, colored water free.

He slipped under the covers but felt something under his back. He pulled it out. It was a diaper. Another note was attached. This one said:

For any "accidents."

- Roger S. Huxley

P.S. I'm just looking out for ya!

Albel went berserk tearing up the note into tiny little pieces. He tore up the diaper too while he was at it. The last thing he did was punch a big gaping hole into the wall.

Before turning in for the night, he locked his door and checked if the window was secure. Then he got into his nice warm bed and closed his eyes.

They'll be sorry they ever messed with Albel Nox.

Sorry, this chapter was kind of short, huh? It was still decent though, right? Please leave a review. I'll be updating soon! I hope you're enjoying Pranksters Anonymous!

P.S. A suggestion for if you're bored: I have three other Star Ocean fan fics. You can read them if you're bored or waiting for updates on Pranksters Anonymous! I'm not saying you have to, just a suggestion... (Heh heh.) They are the following:

Painful Memories (Eight chapters; complete)

Perfect Symmetry (Sequel to Painful Memories; just started it)

Stupid Service (One-shot story)