Grr that jerk! First he gets mad at me for sitting him next he plays tricks on me cause he is cute. Gah I just spoke it in my mind. Well maybe he is but still that's no reason to be seductive, but I did like it. Wait no, no, no, bad thoughts, bad thoughts there all gone. Plus I have to explain to him how to work the shower. Didn't my brother teach him that when he was annoying me?

Kagome walked down to the basement and put the wet laundry in the dryer. "Eww this smells terrible," Kagome said while waving her hands in front of her face. She quickly got the detergent and threw it in the washer then put his clothes in there. Hmm a little more detergent would get the smell out. Kagome then put more detergent in the washer and pressed the button so Inuyasha's clothes could be washed. That was a task in it's self getting Inuyasha to take his clothes off.

Flashback

"How you going to teach me how to get a shower if you wash my clothes," growled Inuyasha as he pouted.

"Didn't Sota teach you last time you were here," Kagome questioned.

"No idiot other wise I would know how," Inuyasha snapped.

"Geez don't yell at me," Kagome shouted, "I got it."

"What," asked Inuyasha.

"You can wear the clothes you bought yesterday, that way your clothes can be washed and at the same time I can teach you how to get a shower and then once your done your clothes should be done."

"Feh fine." said Inuyasha crossing his arms.

"I'll go get the clothes. This is like killing two birds with one stone." smiled Kagome as she went to go get old clothes.

"Um Kagome," Inuyasha asked

"Yes," she said turning around.

"How can you kill two birds with one stone," he asked

"It's just an expression to mean getting two things done at once," Kagome said

"Feh your future sure is weird," said Inuyasha leaning against the wall.

Flashback End

Satisfied that her work was down she went to her second task teaching Inuyasha how to get a bath. If I'm lucky he might like water the water as much as a puppy. Kagome then smiled and went up the stairs hoping Inuyasha had her father's old clothes on. He should be somewhat decent so she could teach him how to run the shower. Kagome climbed the stairs up to the bathroom and opened the door. Bam!

"You stupid girl what the hell was that for," shouted Inuyasha.

"Sorry I didn't think you would be standing right next to the door," shouted Kagome.

"That's you problem Kagome you don't think," shouted Inuyasha. Uh oh I think I made her mad crap.

"Inuyasha," said Kagome in her sing song voice, "you have no room to talk. You march into battle with no plans at all half the time."

"I do too have plans," said Inuyasha.

"Yeah like what," Kagome asked tapping her foot.

"Um um I don't know but I have had plans," replied Inuyasha.

He's as stubborn as a mule. Breath Kagome this is not worth your time. "Fine Inuyasha." said Kagome.

"Feh"

"Okay do you remember how to work the shower," said Kagome in a baby voice. When speaking to guys you must talk to them like they're two.

"Feh of course I do idiot," glared Inuyasha.

"Then why did you want me to show you how to work the shower," shouted Kagome

"Because I don't know what that is," ayahs replied pointing to a white and bubbly substance.

"Inuyasha that's a bar of soap," sighed Kagome rubbing her head.

"But it looks like an evil demon to me," said Inuyasha sniffing it before he threw it in the tub.

"Trust me it is not an evil demon it is just a bar of soap," replied Kagome wondering why she has to deal with a teenage boy who doesn't know what soap is.

"What's that good for," asked Inuyasha innocently

You have got to be kidding me. "You use it to wash yourself same as the shampoo except that's used for your hair," said Kagome trying not to lose her nerve.

"Oh," replied Inuyasha as the light bulb went on.

Say something nice you dolt.

"Feh thanks but I could have figured it out," Inuyasha replied crossing his arms and turning away from Kagome.

"Grr your such a jerk Inuyasha," shouted Kagome as she slammed the bathroom door walking down the stairs.

Why do I even put up with him. Oh yeah that's right because I like him maybe even lo- argh get out of my head. I got to do the wash now.

Finished now all I have to do is wait for his clothes to be done and then I can get my shower. Bang. Boom.

"What was that," she asked herself as she rushed up stairs. Bang. Boom. "What is going on in there," she whispered as she leaned on the bathroom door. Bang. Boom. Boom.

Knocking on the door Kagome asked "Inuyasha are you okay."

"Grrrr"

"Inuyasha," She questioned again.

"Stupid soap stay still," yelled Inuyasha as he held the soap in between his hands only for a minute before it slipped away. A loud growl was heard as Inuyasha tried to grab it again but the soap went into his eyes.

"Ah my eyes it burns," he yelled trying to rub the soap out with his hands. Finally his eyes were clean and clearly red thanks to the soap.

"Your going to pay soap iron reverse soul."

"Sit," shouted Kagome. She felt bad for sitting Inuyasha for no reason but she didn't want her mother's house to be ruin. Besides she still wasn't over the argument they had earlier.

"Argh," shouted Inuyasha as he got up from the tub, swung the curtains open looking for a towel to cover himself before Kagome comes. She is going to have a piece of my mind sitting me for no reason that wench.

"Inuyasha," asked Kagome as she came into the bathroom looking for Inuyasha.

"Ah Kagome," shouted Inuyasha as he pulled the curtains off the shower post and put them around his waist slipping in the process on the floor.

"Eek I didn't see anything sorry Inuyasha," replied Kagome as embarrassment covered her cheeks.

"You better be sorry and run before I kill you," glared Inuyasha as Kagome went flying out the door and closing it.

"Eek," cried Kagome as she tried to control her breathing before she passed out. Oh that would lok great I passed out because I saw Inuyasha naked. Ahh that image will burn in my head for years. But it wasn't that bad of an image. Gah stupid thoughts, bad thoughts get our of my head. Kagome thought as she spun around banging her head into the wall.

"Uh, Kagome can I have a towel," asked Inuyasha as he scratched his head wondering why Kagome was acting crazy.

"Oh yeah sure here you go," giggled as she went to fetch Inuyasha a towel.

"Thanks," replied Inuyasha as she tossed him a towel.

"No problem," relied Kagome as she waited for Inuyasha to finish dressing. Finally he came out in his new clothes scratching everywhere.

"Inuyasha are you okay," Kagome asked.

"Does it look like I'm okay," he nearly shouted. "Damn these clothes."

"What's wrong with them," she asked "you liked them in the store."

"yeah but something wrong with the pants an neck," replied Inuyash as he tried to find the source of his itching.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha's shirt until she found the problem. First she started to smirk, then giggle, then laugh. Inuyasha had left the clothes tags on.

"Silly dog you left the tags on," replied Kagome as she went to go get scissors and cut the tags.

"How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a dog," glared Inuyasha.

"Um until you don't have a problem with it," replied Kagome smiling

"Grr feh," said Inuyasha as he leaned on the bathroom door.

Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by the door and lead him to the living room.

"Now Inuyasha I want you to si- I mean seat your self here and do not move. If you hear a buzzer it's just the washer don't touch it I will get it when buzzes. Okay."

'Feh whatever," he replied as he laid on the couch.

"Good now I can get my shower,"

Boom Boom Bang Bang Boom Bang Boom Boom Bang Bang

"What the hell is that," Inuyasha said as he felt for his sword.

Hmm I don't know.

You again can't you leave me alone.

No that's impossible since I am you.

Feh.

You really pissed Kagome off.

No I didn't.

Yes you did.

How?

Your denser than I thought, when she accidentally opened the door.

Accidentally accidentally she did it on purpose.

She did not.

Yeah she did.

She said sorry.

So that doesn't resolve the problem.

Hmm you didn't seem to mind.

What!

Remember you saw her once at the hot springs.

Yeah well that's different.

How?

It um it just is. Besides I'm not a pervert like that Miroku.

Oh no of course not your just a sneaker little pervert than him.

I am not.

Sure.

I would never look at Kagome like that. It would be disrespectful. Plus half breeds aren't allowed to like people they have to be alone.

But you do it all the time when she's asleep.

Feh that's different I'm protecting her.

Whatever floats your boat.

What the hell do you mean by that?

Not receiving an answer from his conscience Inuyasha went back to what he was doing, listening for the demon.

Boom Boom Bang Bang Boom Bang Boom Boom Bang Bang

"I'm going to find out what that is," Inuyasha said as he trained his ear on the noise. Following the noise around Inuyasha enterd the basement as it became louder and louder. At the corner of the basement was a white box that was moving and making the noise. Inuyasha sniffed it before he made his decision. I was right that soap Kagome uses is a demon. I have to save Kagome after I kill this demon.

"It's a demon iron reverse soul," before he was able to kill the demon a noise was heard. Buzz.

"Huh," Inuyasha said bewildered at the noise. "What the hell."

The noise had stopped and the white demon was not moving. Being the smart person he is Inuyasha decided to push a red button that was on the machine. The white demon came to life again before a white foam started to come out of the white demon. Is this poison miasma? No it's not poison.

"Crap the bubbles won't stop, shouted Inuyasha as he tried to put the foam back in the white demon. No matter how hard he tried the foam leaked out all over the basement and wouldn't stop. Finally after a few minutes the bubbles stopped. Inuyasha was covering in white bubbles the whole basement was a disaster.

"I hope Kagome doesn't kill me," replied Inuyasha as he looked at the mess.